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Old 09-10-2006, 08:12 PM  
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Cigarettes And Tampons

A little Monday Morning humor.....

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles
aimlessly for a few minutes.
The sales associate notices him and asks "is there anything I can help you with?."
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.


A few minutes later, he lays a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the
counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, ?You see Miss, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife
to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back
with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it was cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ............ so does she."



I know it's an oldie, but still a goodie. Have a good week everyone
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