"Tomkitten's" 'first poop' goes on display in New York - GoFuckYourself.com

Jman · 08-31-2006, 01:24 PM

I can't beleive the shit people come up with

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060830...s_060830194640

NEW YORK (AFP) - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have yet to show their baby daughter off in public, but eager fans were given an unusual preview with the chance to see a bronze cast depicting her first solid stool.
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The scatological sculpture -- more doodoo than Dada -- is purportedly cast from 19-week old Suri's first bowel movement and will be shown at the Capla Kesting gallery in Brooklyn, New York, before being auctioned off for charity.

The artist behind the work, Daniel Edwards, previously courted controversy with a life-size nude sculpture of pop star Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug. That work was shown at the same gallery in April.

"A bronzed cast of baby's first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family," gallery director David Kesting said, adding that he hoped the work would attract bids of up to 25 or 30,000 dollars.

The sculpture, which sits on a wooden mounting with a glass casing, is to be sold on eBay next month with proceeds from the sale going to infant health charity March Of Dimes.

As of Wednesday it had attracted a top bid of 41 dollars.

"Mission: Impossible" star Cruise and Holmes announced Suri's birth in April. The entertainment press, which dubbed the pair "TomKat," has shown a seemingly insatiable appetite for news of the pair and their "TomKitten."

A spokeman for the couple was not immediately available Wednesday to comment on the sculpture.

ninavain · 08-31-2006, 01:29 PM

the kid is too young to have a solid stool..it would still be running shit in a diaper..I know I have a nine month old

JD · 08-31-2006, 01:52 PM

someone please choke those fucking jackasses.

Jarmusch · 08-31-2006, 01:56 PM

Exclusive never-before-seen picture:

KMR Stitch · 08-31-2006, 01:57 PM

ok what the fuck thats to odd

I LOVE Little Brown Asses · 08-31-2006, 02:32 PM

OKAY, THAT'S IT! Stop the world. I want off.

squishypimp · 08-31-2006, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by I LOVE Little Brown Asses

OKAY, THAT'S IT! Stop the world. I want off.

same way i feel sometimes

NickPapageorgio · 08-31-2006, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Exclusive never-before-seen picture:

Actually...here is the real poo.

rodney25 · 08-31-2006, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Exclusive never-before-seen picture:

Looks like Tom's shit itself..

PimpDaddyPants · 08-31-2006, 10:55 PM

Heres the picture of the real poop shot

notabook · 08-31-2006, 10:58 PM

You have got to be SHITTING me.

NickPapageorgio · 08-31-2006, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by PimpDaddyPants

Heres the picture of the real poop shot

Goddamn what'd she eat? A fucking sirloin?

PimpDaddyPants · 08-31-2006, 11:01 PM

tell me about it thats a big turd

08-31-2006, 01:24 PM	#1
Jman Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canuckstikan Posts: 22,766	"Tomkitten's" 'first poop' goes on display in New York I can't beleive the shit people come up with http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060830...s_060830194640 NEW YORK (AFP) - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have yet to show their baby daughter off in public, but eager fans were given an unusual preview with the chance to see a bronze cast depicting her first solid stool. ADVERTISEMENT The scatological sculpture -- more doodoo than Dada -- is purportedly cast from 19-week old Suri's first bowel movement and will be shown at the Capla Kesting gallery in Brooklyn, New York, before being auctioned off for charity. The artist behind the work, Daniel Edwards, previously courted controversy with a life-size nude sculpture of pop star Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug. That work was shown at the same gallery in April. "A bronzed cast of baby's first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family," gallery director David Kesting said, adding that he hoped the work would attract bids of up to 25 or 30,000 dollars. The sculpture, which sits on a wooden mounting with a glass casing, is to be sold on eBay next month with proceeds from the sale going to infant health charity March Of Dimes. As of Wednesday it had attracted a top bid of 41 dollars. "Mission: Impossible" star Cruise and Holmes announced Suri's birth in April. The entertainment press, which dubbed the pair "TomKat," has shown a seemingly insatiable appetite for news of the pair and their "TomKitten." A spokeman for the couple was not immediately available Wednesday to comment on the sculpture. __________________ email: [email protected] Best AI Affiliate Program We also do WL at $0.00 upfront costs FantasyXXX.AI Teams: jean.francois.laverdiere TG: @jman1216

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08-31-2006, 01:29 PM	#2
ninavain So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 6,268	the kid is too young to have a solid stool..it would still be running shit in a diaper..I know I have a nine month old

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JD Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 22,651	someone please choke those fucking jackasses.

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Jarmusch Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 12,464	Exclusive never-before-seen picture:

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KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	ok what the fuck thats to odd

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PimpDaddyPants Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: USA Posts: 1,581	Heres the picture of the real poop shot

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PimpDaddyPants Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: USA Posts: 1,581	tell me about it thats a big turd