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Jman 08-31-2006 01:24 PM

"Tomkitten's" 'first poop' goes on display in New York
 
I can't beleive the shit people come up with :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060830...s_060830194640

NEW YORK (AFP) - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have yet to show their baby daughter off in public, but eager fans were given an unusual preview with the chance to see a bronze cast depicting her first solid stool.
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The scatological sculpture -- more doodoo than Dada -- is purportedly cast from 19-week old Suri's first bowel movement and will be shown at the Capla Kesting gallery in Brooklyn, New York, before being auctioned off for charity.

The artist behind the work, Daniel Edwards, previously courted controversy with a life-size nude sculpture of pop star Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug. That work was shown at the same gallery in April.

"A bronzed cast of baby's first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family," gallery director David Kesting said, adding that he hoped the work would attract bids of up to 25 or 30,000 dollars.

The sculpture, which sits on a wooden mounting with a glass casing, is to be sold on eBay next month with proceeds from the sale going to infant health charity March Of Dimes.

As of Wednesday it had attracted a top bid of 41 dollars.

"Mission: Impossible" star Cruise and Holmes announced Suri's birth in April. The entertainment press, which dubbed the pair "TomKat," has shown a seemingly insatiable appetite for news of the pair and their "TomKitten."

A spokeman for the couple was not immediately available Wednesday to comment on the sculpture.

ninavain 08-31-2006 01:29 PM

the kid is too young to have a solid stool..it would still be running shit in a diaper..I know I have a nine month old

JD 08-31-2006 01:52 PM

someone please choke those fucking jackasses.

Jarmusch 08-31-2006 01:56 PM

Exclusive never-before-seen picture:

http://www.diarizing.com/wp-content/id-shit.jpg

KMR Stitch 08-31-2006 01:57 PM

ok what the fuck thats to odd

I LOVE Little Brown Asses 08-31-2006 02:32 PM

OKAY, THAT'S IT! Stop the world. I want off. :disgust

squishypimp 08-31-2006 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I LOVE Little Brown Asses
OKAY, THAT'S IT! Stop the world. I want off. :disgust

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh same way i feel sometimes :)

NickPapageorgio 08-31-2006 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch
Exclusive never-before-seen picture:

http://www.diarizing.com/wp-content/id-shit.jpg

Actually...here is the real poo.

http://almostlucky.com/poo.jpg

rodney25 08-31-2006 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch
Exclusive never-before-seen picture:

http://www.diarizing.com/wp-content/id-shit.jpg


Looks like Tom's shit itself..

PimpDaddyPants 08-31-2006 10:55 PM

Heres the picture of the real poop shot

http://www.directional180.com/cruisepoop.jpg

notabook 08-31-2006 10:58 PM

You have got to be SHITTING me. :winkwink:

NickPapageorgio 08-31-2006 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PimpDaddyPants
Heres the picture of the real poop shot

http://www.directional180.com/cruisepoop.jpg

Goddamn what'd she eat? A fucking sirloin?

PimpDaddyPants 08-31-2006 11:01 PM

tell me about it thats a big turd


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