Thirty things you can do with a Dollar. haha - GoFuckYourself.com

BT · 08-30-2006, 01:37 PM

1. Use it as a fancy tablecloth in your dollhouse living room.
2. Buy .3 gallons of gas.
3. Buy REO Speedwagon's The Hits at your local 7-Eleven.
4. Buy a newspaper. Make a hat out of the newspaper.
5. Hold a hooker's hand.
6. Get 30 seconds of high-resolution "full-contact" Web chat time.
7. Put it all on red.
8. Get an all-day parking pass in downtown Steubenville, Ohio.
9. Buy a new doorbell button.
10. Trade it on eBay for a different dollar.
11. Buy enough yarn to knit your hamster a beach towel.
12. Get a small bag of fortune cookies. Then brag to your friends that you have a small (bag of) fortune (cookies).
13. Make a lightweight two-inch telescope (1X powered).
14. Buy enough breadcrumbs to go for a walk in the forest and not get lost.
15. Get 100 pennies, go to a fountain, and make 100 wishes for more money.
16. Make a testicle cozy (you'll need two dollars for two cozies).
17. Scratch and win your way out of your shithole life.
18. Make a three-second phone call from a hotel room.
19. Pay off all your debts in Mexico.
20. Make some origami. Sell it for more than a dollar to some retard who likes origami.
21. Eat it. Then laugh as you shit money. (Don't eat it again.)
22. Buy a dozen used roses.
23. Fly a tiny kite.
24. Use it as homemade Q-tip.
25. Treat your girlfriend like a cheap stripper.
26. Level a wobbly table.
27. Save an African?s life.
28. Get a black or white photo, from a picture booth.
29. Buy 20 empty aluminum cans. Fill them with urine and then sell them as cans of energy drink.
30. Leave four messages on your answering machine from a pay phone.

StuartD · 08-30-2006, 01:42 PM

You can't fool me... no hooker would let me do that for a dollar.

uhm.. ahem, I mean.... funny stuff!

BT · 08-30-2006, 01:46 PM

Hookers at the tittie bars..

ineedafix · 08-30-2006, 01:50 PM

31- roll it up and snort some lines

tranza · 08-30-2006, 02:02 PM

Pretty much useless then?

GrouchyAdmin · 08-30-2006, 02:04 PM

You're right, it's worthless. Now, everybody send my epassporte $1. Think of the shoe-less children living next to the train tracks in rural Nevada. You'll be glad you have!

MarkMan · 08-30-2006, 02:11 PM

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squishypimp · 08-30-2006, 02:12 PM

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gangbangjoe · 08-30-2006, 02:14 PM

stick it in your nose
snort cocaine
flush it down the toilet
burn it

madawgz · 08-30-2006, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

stick it in your nose
snort cocaine
flush it down the toilet
burn it

yep, all are possible

squishypimp · 08-30-2006, 02:27 PM

I like crack whores

BT · 08-30-2006, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

stick it in your nose
snort cocaine
flush it down the toilet
burn it

no doubt... they hit the nail on the head

if they got a dollar left!!

rodney25 · 08-30-2006, 06:37 PM

I'll save it in my piggybank.

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