Thirty things you can do with a Dollar. haha
 

1. Use it as a fancy tablecloth in your dollhouse living room.
2. Buy .3 gallons of gas.
3. Buy REO Speedwagon's The Hits at your local 7-Eleven.
4. Buy a newspaper. Make a hat out of the newspaper.
5. Hold a hooker's hand.
6. Get 30 seconds of high-resolution "full-contact" Web chat time.
7. Put it all on red.
8. Get an all-day parking pass in downtown Steubenville, Ohio.
9. Buy a new doorbell button.
10. Trade it on eBay for a different dollar.
11. Buy enough yarn to knit your hamster a beach towel.
12. Get a small bag of fortune cookies. Then brag to your friends that you have a small (bag of) fortune (cookies).
13. Make a lightweight two-inch telescope (1X powered).
14. Buy enough breadcrumbs to go for a walk in the forest and not get lost.
15. Get 100 pennies, go to a fountain, and make 100 wishes for more money.
16. Make a testicle cozy (you'll need two dollars for two cozies).
17. Scratch and win your way out of your shithole life.
18. Make a three-second phone call from a hotel room.
19. Pay off all your debts in Mexico.
20. Make some origami. Sell it for more than a dollar to some retard who likes origami.
21. Eat it. Then laugh as you shit money. (Don't eat it again.)
22. Buy a dozen used roses.
23. Fly a tiny kite.
24. Use it as homemade Q-tip.
25. Treat your girlfriend like a cheap stripper.
26. Level a wobbly table.
27. Save an African?s life.
28. Get a black or white photo, from a picture booth.
29. Buy 20 empty aluminum cans. Fill them with urine and then sell them as cans of energy drink.
30. Leave four messages on your answering machine from a pay phone.

You can't fool me... no hooker would let me do that for a dollar.

uhm.. ahem, I mean.... funny stuff!

Hookers at the tittie bars..

31- roll it up and snort some lines

Pretty much useless then?

You're right, it's worthless. Now, everybody send my epassporte $1. Think of the shoe-less children living next to the train tracks in rural Nevada. You'll be glad you have!

32. Buy 333 Users for your TGP to trade

crack whores

stick it in your nose
snort cocaine
flush it down the toilet
burn it

yep, all are possible :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I like crack whores

no doubt... they hit the nail on the head:1orglaugh if they got a dollar left!!

I'll save it in my piggybank. :)