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08-30-2006, 01:37 PM
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Thirty things you can do with a Dollar. haha
1. Use it as a fancy tablecloth in your dollhouse living room.
2. Buy .3 gallons of gas. 3. Buy REO Speedwagon's The Hits at your local 7-Eleven. 4. Buy a newspaper. Make a hat out of the newspaper. 5. Hold a hooker's hand. 6. Get 30 seconds of high-resolution "full-contact" Web chat time. 7. Put it all on red. 8. Get an all-day parking pass in downtown Steubenville, Ohio. 9. Buy a new doorbell button. 10. Trade it on eBay for a different dollar. 11. Buy enough yarn to knit your hamster a beach towel. 12. Get a small bag of fortune cookies. Then brag to your friends that you have a small (bag of) fortune (cookies). 13. Make a lightweight two-inch telescope (1X powered). 14. Buy enough breadcrumbs to go for a walk in the forest and not get lost. 15. Get 100 pennies, go to a fountain, and make 100 wishes for more money. 16. Make a testicle cozy (you'll need two dollars for two cozies). 17. Scratch and win your way out of your shithole life. 18. Make a three-second phone call from a hotel room. 19. Pay off all your debts in Mexico. 20. Make some origami. Sell it for more than a dollar to some retard who likes origami. 21. Eat it. Then laugh as you shit money. (Don't eat it again.) 22. Buy a dozen used roses. 23. Fly a tiny kite. 24. Use it as homemade Q-tip. 25. Treat your girlfriend like a cheap stripper. 26. Level a wobbly table. 27. Save an African?s life. 28. Get a black or white photo, from a picture booth. 29. Buy 20 empty aluminum cans. Fill them with urine and then sell them as cans of energy drink. 30. Leave four messages on your answering machine from a pay phone.
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08-30-2006, 01:42 PM
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Sofa King Band
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Outside the box
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You can't fool me... no hooker would let me do that for a dollar.
uhm.. ahem, I mean.... funny stuff! |
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08-30-2006, 01:46 PM
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Hookers at the tittie bars..
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08-30-2006, 01:50 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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31- roll it up and snort some lines
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08-30-2006, 02:02 PM
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ICQ: 197-556-237
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: BRASIL !!!
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Pretty much useless then?
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08-30-2006, 02:04 PM
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Now choke yourself!
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You're right, it's worthless. Now, everybody send my epassporte $1. Think of the shoe-less children living next to the train tracks in rural Nevada. You'll be glad you have!
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08-30-2006, 02:11 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Money Land
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32. Buy 333 Users for your TGP to trade
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08-30-2006, 02:12 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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crack whores
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08-30-2006, 02:14 PM
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Ronin
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Live by the code Die by the code
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stick it in your nose
snort cocaine flush it down the toilet burn it
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08-30-2006, 02:16 PM
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8.8.8.8
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08-30-2006, 02:27 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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I like crack whores
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08-30-2006, 03:27 PM
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if they got a dollar left!!
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08-30-2006, 06:37 PM
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I'll save it in my piggybank.
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