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JenniDahling · 08-27-2006, 10:30 AM

Happy Sunday

MikeVega · 08-27-2006, 10:34 AM

I've heard a few of those ... lol

jact · 08-27-2006, 10:38 AM

Those are definitely things I'd rather not hear, yes.

butterflybucks · 08-27-2006, 10:38 AM

most of them

JenniDahling · 08-27-2006, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeVega

I've heard a few of those ... lol

Mikey, I think I was guilty of imposing the first one on you in Phoenix

Will I get a chance to see you in Amsterdam?

Deraj · 08-27-2006, 10:43 AM

Drake · 08-27-2006, 10:49 AM

JenniDahling · 08-27-2006, 10:50 AM

Deraj, you nut

Hit me up on icq

and while you think about what you're going to say, cook me a nice meal

XMaster · 08-27-2006, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Deraj

The last one cracks me up

baddog · 08-27-2006, 10:58 AM

have heard 3 or 4 of them

Deraj · 08-27-2006, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by JenniDahling

Deraj, you nut

Hit me up on icq

and while you think about what you're going to say, cook me a nice meal

yes i am a bit of a nut

u-Bob · 08-27-2006, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Deraj

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-27-2006, 01:11 PM

Things to Not To Say to the Girl-Friend's Parents
The First Time You Meet Them

1. My parole officer thinks your daughter has a calming effect on me.
2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?
3. Which one of you taught your daughter to give such great head?
4. Can you believe it those jerks at the corner market won't cash my welfare check!
5. We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now, my wife can be rather vindictive at times.
6. Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable in my opinion.
7. Your daughter is so pretty I've decided to give up being bisexual just for her.
8. Nice place you've got here, that painting looks expensive, I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn't it?
9. There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet your daughter's will be okay too.
10. Can I put my car in your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car will stay lost...

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madawgz · 08-27-2006, 01:17 PM

hahahahah great one! thats going on EMS

free4porn · 08-27-2006, 01:21 PM

funny stuff

JenniDahling · 08-27-2006, 08:43 PM

Another funny one...

MikeVega · 08-27-2006, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling

Mikey, I think I was guilty of imposing the first one on you in Phoenix

Will I get a chance to see you in Amsterdam?

Next show for me is LA ...and i think i did hold your purse when we went shopping ...

JenniDahling · 08-27-2006, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVega

Next show for me is LA ...and i think i did hold your purse when we went shopping ...

Don't worry, I won't tell a soul

See you in LA, sexy!

rodney25 · 08-28-2006, 12:43 AM

Funny list.

donross · 08-28-2006, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by JenniDahling

Another funny one...

lol, nice toon... thats funny..

madawgz · 08-28-2006, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by JenniDahling

Another funny one...

hahahaha

Zenza · 08-28-2006, 01:49 AM

none, i'm from europe, the girls here are different.....but anyway, very funny

SomeCreep · 08-28-2006, 02:44 AM

1 org laugh

emthree · 08-28-2006, 02:54 AM

LOL Funny stuff

Wiggles · 08-28-2006, 02:55 AM

haha heard most of those

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