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  • JenniDahling
    Market Penetration Specialist
    • Jul 2005
    • 5285

    #1

    Guys, how many of these have you heard?


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  • MikeVega
    **Porntrepreneur**
    • Jul 2004
    • 12788

    #2
    I've heard a few of those ... lol


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    • jact
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2002
      • 9134

      #3
      Those are definitely things I'd rather not hear, yes.
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      • butterflybucks
        Butterfly Bucks
        • Sep 2005
        • 1422

        #4
        most of them
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        • JenniDahling
          Market Penetration Specialist
          • Jul 2005
          • 5285

          #5
          Originally posted by MikeVega
          I've heard a few of those ... lol
          Mikey, I think I was guilty of imposing the first one on you in Phoenix Will I get a chance to see you in Amsterdam?

          cLick my kitty, you know you want to
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          Meet me at The Island Gathering

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          • Deraj
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2005
            • 2790

            #6
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            Originally posted by Unknown
            If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?

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            • Drake
              Hello world!
              • Mar 2003
              • 12508

              #7

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              • JenniDahling
                Market Penetration Specialist
                • Jul 2005
                • 5285

                #8
                Deraj, you nut Hit me up on icq and while you think about what you're going to say, cook me a nice meal

                cLick my kitty, you know you want to
                jenni {at} prkitty.com
                Meet me at The Island Gathering

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                • XMaster
                  Poker Player
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 2945

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Deraj
                  The last one cracks me up
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                  • baddog
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 107089

                    #10
                    have heard 3 or 4 of them

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                    • Deraj
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2005
                      • 2790

                      #11
                      Originally posted by JenniDahling
                      Deraj, you nut Hit me up on icq and while you think about what you're going to say, cook me a nice meal

                      yes i am a bit of a nut
                      ICQ: 193.211.414 -

                      Originally posted by Unknown
                      If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?

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                      • u-Bob
                        there's no $$$ in porn
                        • Jul 2005
                        • 33063

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Deraj

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                          • Jul 2004
                          • 38323

                          #13
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                          • madawgz
                            8.8.8.8
                            • Mar 2006
                            • 30509

                            #14
                            hahahahah great one! thats going on EMS
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                            • free4porn
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                              • Jun 2005
                              • 4654

                              #15
                              funny stuff
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                              • JenniDahling
                                Market Penetration Specialist
                                • Jul 2005
                                • 5285

                                #16
                                Another funny one...

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                                jenni {at} prkitty.com
                                Meet me at The Island Gathering

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                                • MikeVega
                                  **Porntrepreneur**
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 12788

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by JenniDahling
                                  Mikey, I think I was guilty of imposing the first one on you in Phoenix Will I get a chance to see you in Amsterdam?
                                  Next show for me is LA ...and i think i did hold your purse when we went shopping ...


                                  Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

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                                  • JenniDahling
                                    Market Penetration Specialist
                                    • Jul 2005
                                    • 5285

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by MikeVega
                                    Next show for me is LA ...and i think i did hold your purse when we went shopping ...

                                    Don't worry, I won't tell a soul See you in LA, sexy!

                                    cLick my kitty, you know you want to
                                    jenni {at} prkitty.com
                                    Meet me at The Island Gathering

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                                    • rodney25
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2005
                                      • 7090

                                      #19
                                      Funny list.


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                                      • donross
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2005
                                        • 1295

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by JenniDahling
                                        Another funny one...
                                        lol, nice toon... thats funny..
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                                        • madawgz
                                          8.8.8.8
                                          • Mar 2006
                                          • 30509

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by JenniDahling
                                          Another funny one...
                                          hahahaha
                                          TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                          • Zenza
                                            Registered User
                                            • Aug 2006
                                            • 36

                                            #22
                                            none, i'm from europe, the girls here are different.....but anyway, very funny

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                                            • SomeCreep
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                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 26118

                                              #23
                                              1 org laugh

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                                              • emthree
                                                Dialer Kingpin
                                                • Jun 2003
                                                • 10816

                                                #24
                                                LOL Funny stuff

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                                                • Wiggles
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • May 2004
                                                  • 14423

                                                  #25
                                                  haha heard most of those
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