Guys, how many of these have you heard?
 

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I've heard a few of those ... lol

Those are definitely things I'd rather not hear, yes. :(

most of them

Mikey, I think I was guilty of imposing the first one on you in Phoenix:1orglaugh Will I get a chance to see you in Amsterdam?

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Deraj, you nut:1orglaugh Hit me up on icq:thumbsup and while you think about what you're going to say, cook me a nice meal:winkwink:

The last one cracks me up :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

have heard 3 or 4 of them

yes i am a bit of a nut

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Things to Not To Say to the Girl-Friend's Parents
The First Time You Meet Them

1. My parole officer thinks your daughter has a calming effect on me.
2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?
3. Which one of you taught your daughter to give such great head?
4. Can you believe it those jerks at the corner market won't cash my welfare check!
5. We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now, my wife can be rather vindictive at times.
6. Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable in my opinion.
7. Your daughter is so pretty I've decided to give up being bisexual just for her.
8. Nice place you've got here, that painting looks expensive, I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn't it?
9. There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet your daughter's will be okay too.
10. Can I put my car in your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car will stay lost...

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hahahahah great one! thats going on EMS :thumbsup

funny stuff :thumbsup :1orglaugh

Another funny one...
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Next show for me is LA ...and i think i did hold your purse when we went shopping ...:disgust

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Don't worry, I won't tell a soul:winkwink: See you in LA, sexy!:pimp

Funny list. :1orglaugh

lol, nice toon... thats funny.. :1orglaugh

hahahaha :1orglaugh

none, i'm from europe, the girls here are different.....but anyway, very funny:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

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LOL Funny stuff

haha heard most of those :)