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shaliza · 08-25-2006, 10:49 AM

It?s contest time at ePassporte and we couldn?t have made it easier if we tried to win $1000 on your ePassporte account!

We are looking for the strangest item you have ever purchased (it has to be legal) with your ePassporte card. This can be real or a total fabrication as we are simply looking for some amusement on this lovely Friday afternoon.

Be creative and feel free to post pictures, drawings or any other items that will give us an idea as to how strange you really are.

This contest will run until midnight EST on Thursday August 31st. We will post the winner on a separate thread here on GFY.

If you?ve got an ePassporte account and wouldn?t mind having an extra G to spend, post your idea here for a chance to win.

Shaliza

spazlabz · 08-25-2006, 10:50 AM

Gonzo's fur coat and pink sub glasses

spaz

Solid Bob · 08-25-2006, 10:50 AM

While you are here, are multiple accounts allowed and how hard is it to up your incoming transfer limit?

poisson · 08-25-2006, 10:54 AM

Some protection:

Babagirls · 08-25-2006, 10:57 AM

*thinks of what weird thing(s) i've bought....*
this may take a while....

Juilan · 08-25-2006, 11:03 AM

I bought a Mermaid on Ebay!

It's tastes like chicken...

Spoff · 08-25-2006, 11:07 AM

I bought my Mom shoes one time.. then told her that everytime she wears them she has to remind herself that PORN paid for them. I think there still in her closet. BTW my Mom is over 60.

Thrawn$ · 08-25-2006, 11:07 AM

I bought skimmed traffic from choker

PMdave · 08-25-2006, 11:11 AM

A robot to automatically swab our bathroom floor.

CIVMatt · 08-25-2006, 11:12 AM

No joke...

I love epassporte and you could imagine how excited I was to be able to pull out the gleaming card those folks provided me and buy my Bring to Life Squirrel Kit

http://www.squirrelman7.com/

This are in short supply on ebay, but TO THIS VERY DAY, I wouldnt of been able to buy one if it wasnt for epassporte and my golden card that allowed my squirrel to live.

Thank you epassporte, thank you.

L0rdJuni0r · 08-25-2006, 11:13 AM

Interesting promo

I took money out of my epass via the ATM (does that count)? and i bought her 3 glass dildos. I took these pics with my shitty webcam....

evulvmedia · 08-25-2006, 11:16 AM

I bought a donkey (or mule, whatever) painted like a zebra in Tijuana on the morning after a all-nite rout of drunkeness and "massage parlor" sex...

Actually, he didn't take credit cards so I had to take the cash out at an ATM- but the currency exchange was seemless!

Couldn't walk the donkey across the border, tho, so I gave it to a 10-year-old street girl on my way back.

L0rdJuni0r · 08-25-2006, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juilan

I bought a Mermaid on Ebay!

It's tastes like chicken...

Wasnt this sold and posted on here?? i dont think u bought it. these were pics in the ebay thing when they were sold. show different pics of the exact same item and we'll beleive you.

Itchy · 08-25-2006, 11:18 AM

Quote:

This can be real or a total fabrication as we are simply looking for some amusement on this lovely Friday afternoon.

PMdave · 08-25-2006, 11:18 AM

BTW: epassporte is a blacklisted payment method for ebay. ;)

Michael O · 08-25-2006, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solid Bob

While you are here, are multiple accounts allowed and how hard is it to up your incoming transfer limit?

Yes you are allowed to have multiple accounts, if you upgrade your account to Select you will double the limit.
Please contact me if you have any further questions.

Juicy D. Links · 08-25-2006, 11:20 AM

i bought this pic from ebay

ladida · 08-25-2006, 11:20 AM

Can we have more then 1 try?

Juicy D. Links · 08-25-2006, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Itchy

myjah · 08-25-2006, 11:26 AM

With all the craziness going on in the world, I had to buy a little something to get my doggy prepared:

Thank goodness epass virtual visa is accepted SO many places!

Pete-KT · 08-25-2006, 11:27 AM

I slide my epassporte card down a whores ass crack for payment of her services

Robo · 08-25-2006, 11:27 AM

I build a new home. I hope that income from my Epassporte account will be enough in a few years. In my country it cost about 80k $. I need a few more years

I have to make my traffic a little bigger and success is 100%

Hope to buy it via me Epassporte Card...

So, I need to find only 79k $ ?

sixxxthsense · 08-25-2006, 11:30 AM

hmmm lets see last 10 threads were people bshing epass how you take their money and close their accounts and then you get the idea to make a bullshit contests!!! PRICELESSSSS

BergyK · 08-25-2006, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Itchy

qwe · 08-25-2006, 11:32 AM

how about you stop closing accounts left and right instead of giving away 1k...

shaliza · 08-25-2006, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladida

Can we have more then 1 try?

of course

shaliza · 08-25-2006, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qwe

how about you stop closing accounts left and right instead of giving away 1k...

what's your username. I'll post why it's closed.

shaliza · 08-25-2006, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sixxxthsense

hmmm lets see last 10 threads were people bshing epass how you take their money and close their accounts and then you get the idea to make a bullshit contests!!! PRICELESSSSS

Yep. because we are in the business of closing accounts. thats how we make money.

Solid Bob · 08-25-2006, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

Yes you are allowed to have multiple accounts, if you upgrade your account to Select you will double the limit.
Please contact me if you have any further questions.

I don't have ICQ on this computer, do I need to contact you to upgrade or is it somewhere on the site? Also, what are the requirements if you don't mind?

shaliza · 08-25-2006, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Itchy

hahah this is awesome!

mikeyddddd · 08-25-2006, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sixxxthsense

hmmm lets see last 10 threads were people bshing epass how you take their money and close their accounts and then you get the idea to make a bullshit contests!!! PRICELESSSSS

Wrong card

Solid Bob · 08-25-2006, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Itchy

I think you've been in the biz too long. What's a Perl necklace?

Michael O · 08-25-2006, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solid Bob

I don't have ICQ on this computer, do I need to contact you to upgrade or is it somewhere on the site? Also, what are the requirements if you don't mind?

If you log in and click the graphic on the right that says "Become A ePassporte Select Cardholder" then you will be able to upgrade.
The requirements are:
Personal Account holders must have a minimum of 2 verified load mechanisms OR must be an ePassporte Account holder for a minimum of 3 months and have loaded with their verified load card or ACH account at least 5 times since the account was opened.

leedsfan · 08-25-2006, 11:55 AM

I spent $1000 on 5 minutes with these bad boys!!!!!

Itchy · 08-25-2006, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solid Bob

I think you've been in the biz too long. What's a Perl necklace?

Thats BoyAlley's special service

dam code

BoyAlley · 08-25-2006, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Itchy

LAWDS MERCY!!!!

I knew I shouldn't have left a paper trail!!!!!!!!!

Cripe Mighty!

Michael O · 08-25-2006, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sixxxthsense

hmmm lets see last 10 threads were people bshing epass how you take their money and close their accounts and then you get the idea to make a bullshit contests!!! PRICELESSSSS

Show me one thread where someone claims ePassporte closed their account and took their money (beside minusonebit but he broke the TOS and said himself he had no money in his account).

Accounts are suspended for a reason and in 99% of the cases the accounts are unsuspended after the card holder contacts CS or myself and verify his/hers account.

Remember there are two sides to every story, you only get one here.

2HousePlague · 08-25-2006, 12:04 PM

A safe ride home, more times than I can count.

2hp

seeandsee · 08-25-2006, 12:19 PM

I would buy genpet:

Quote:

While the Genpets hang on the store shelves they are in a form of hibernation. Each Genpet? package has a special nutrient feeding tube attached to it, supplying our specially formulated mix and keeping them healthy and asleep.

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Parents,
be advised before purchase that the all New Genpets? from Bio-Genica are Pre-Packaged, Bio-engineered pets and are not toys; they are alive.

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Are Genpets Real animals? How?
Genpets are living, breathing mammals. Bio-Genica is a Bioengineering Company that has combined, and modified existing DNA to create the Genpets lineup. Genpets have blood, bones, and muscle; they will bleed if you cut them, and die if mistreated just like any other animal. The electronic components are only in the packages and are for basic life support, outside of the packages the Genpets are wholly organic.

http://www.genpets.com/
http://www.genpets.com/features.php
http://www.genpets.com/faq.php

Miguel T · 08-25-2006, 12:21 PM

LOL! That boy alley pic is great!

Vitasoy · 08-25-2006, 12:23 PM

Nice contest, some good entrys so far

Juilan · 08-25-2006, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L0rdJuni0r

Wasnt this sold and posted on here?? i dont think u bought it. these were pics in the ebay thing when they were sold. show different pics of the exact same item and we'll beleive you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaliza

This can be real or a total fabrication as we are simply looking for some amusement on this lovely Friday afternoon.

carry on

brilsmurf · 08-25-2006, 12:25 PM

Ok i admit it...

I BOUGHT a FLESHLIGHT with it...

ok i cant stand that look on your face.. i admit it..

AND LUBE FOR 1 YEAR

sorry honey.. it just feels so damned GOOD!!!

Mr. Romance · 08-25-2006, 12:25 PM

epassporte

Mr. Romance

Cash · 08-25-2006, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Itchy

flashfreak · 08-25-2006, 12:42 PM

projector keyboard

Mike_AWP · 08-25-2006, 12:42 PM

tenderobject · 08-25-2006, 12:48 PM

i bought this one a year ago with 4 small toys i can't find the pictures!

im not sure where but i think i bought it from towerrecords.

i bought a lot of vinyl lps and shirts using epassporte before. do i need to post the pics as well? lol

Storm_Tracker · 08-25-2006, 12:50 PM

Dunno about you guys but my epass Virtual Card gets rejected approx 30% of the time with online shops that have AVS check on visa. From what I hear Epass systems do not support AVS ... meaning if you want to buy something and the merchants check AVS on the card the transaction will fail.

Any way around this ?

shaliza · 08-25-2006, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike_AWP

she's lovely!

08-25-2006, 10:49 AM	#1
shaliza Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 548	ePassporte ? Win $1000 in this thread It?s contest time at ePassporte and we couldn?t have made it easier if we tried to win $1000 on your ePassporte account! We are looking for the strangest item you have ever purchased (it has to be legal) with your ePassporte card. This can be real or a total fabrication as we are simply looking for some amusement on this lovely Friday afternoon. Be creative and feel free to post pictures, drawings or any other items that will give us an idea as to how strange you really are. This contest will run until midnight EST on Thursday August 31st. We will post the winner on a separate thread here on GFY. If you?ve got an ePassporte account and wouldn?t mind having an extra G to spend, post your idea here for a chance to win. Shaliza __________________ Email: shaliza.somani at ePassporte dot com

08-25-2006, 10:50 AM	#3
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08-25-2006, 10:54 AM	#4
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08-25-2006, 11:03 AM	#6
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08-25-2006, 10:50 AM	#2
spazlabz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,548	Gonzo's fur coat and pink sub glasses spaz

08-25-2006, 11:07 AM	#7
Spoff Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Burlington,ON Posts: 783	I bought my Mom shoes one time.. then told her that everytime she wears them she has to remind herself that PORN paid for them. I think there still in her closet. BTW my Mom is over 60. __________________ Who the fuck is Spoff????? - 10087393 (ICQ)

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08-25-2006, 11:11 AM	#9
PMdave Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,517	A robot to automatically swab our bathroom floor.

08-25-2006, 11:12 AM	#10
CIVMatt Amateur Pimpin Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 13,075	No joke... I love epassporte and you could imagine how excited I was to be able to pull out the gleaming card those folks provided me and buy my Bring to Life Squirrel Kit http://www.squirrelman7.com/ http://www.squirrelman7.com/ This are in short supply on ebay, but TO THIS VERY DAY, I wouldnt of been able to buy one if it wasnt for epassporte and my golden card that allowed my squirrel to live. Thank you epassporte, thank you. __________________ Make easy money with Webcams

08-25-2006, 11:13 AM	#11
L0rdJuni0r Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Cancun, Mexico Posts: 5,883	Interesting promo I took money out of my epass via the ATM (does that count)? and i bought her 3 glass dildos. I took these pics with my shitty webcam.... __________________ Affordable video and picture editing. junior[at]jampackproductions[DOT]com ICQ: 605429331

08-25-2006, 11:16 AM	#12
evulvmedia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 441	I bought a donkey (or mule, whatever) painted like a zebra in Tijuana on the morning after a all-nite rout of drunkeness and "massage parlor" sex... Actually, he didn't take credit cards so I had to take the cash out at an ATM- but the currency exchange was seemless! Couldn't walk the donkey across the border, tho, so I gave it to a 10-year-old street girl on my way back.

08-25-2006, 11:18 AM	#15
PMdave Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,517	BTW: epassporte is a blacklisted payment method for ebay. ;)

08-25-2006, 11:20 AM	#17
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	i bought this pic from ebay

08-25-2006, 11:20 AM	#18
ladida Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,167	Can we have more then 1 try? __________________ agentGFY at gmail.com

08-25-2006, 11:26 AM	#20
myjah Back in the harbor Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 11,482	With all the craziness going on in the world, I had to buy a little something to get my doggy prepared: Thank goodness epass virtual visa is accepted SO many places! __________________ VP of Marketing AVN Media Network Skype: AVNJill [email protected]

08-25-2006, 11:27 AM	#21
Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	I slide my epassporte card down a whores ass crack for payment of her services

08-25-2006, 11:27 AM	#22
Robo Just a happy man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ICQ 159948094 Posts: 10,889	I build a new home. I hope that income from my Epassporte account will be enough in a few years. In my country it cost about 80k $. I need a few more years I have to make my traffic a little bigger and success is 100% Hope to buy it via me Epassporte Card... So, I need to find only 79k $ ? __________________ Always Paid On Time Last edited by Robo; 08-25-2006 at 11:29 AM..

08-25-2006, 11:30 AM	#23
sixxxthsense Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,421	hmmm lets see last 10 threads were people bshing epass how you take their money and close their accounts and then you get the idea to make a bullshit contests!!! PRICELESSSSS

08-25-2006, 11:32 AM	#25
qwe Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,109	how about you stop closing accounts left and right instead of giving away 1k...

08-25-2006, 11:55 AM	#34
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08-25-2006, 12:04 PM	#38
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08-25-2006, 12:21 PM	#40
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08-25-2006, 12:23 PM	#41
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08-25-2006, 12:25 PM	#43
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08-25-2006, 12:48 PM	#48
tenderobject Need Designs? 312352846 Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere Posts: 11,687	i bought this one a year ago with 4 small toys i can't find the pictures! im not sure where but i think i bought it from towerrecords. i bought a lot of vinyl lps and shirts using epassporte before. do i need to post the pics as well? lol __________________ NEED DESIGNS?!?

08-25-2006, 12:50 PM	#49
Storm_Tracker Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 355	Dunno about you guys but my epass Virtual Card gets rejected approx 30% of the time with online shops that have AVS check on visa. From what I hear Epass systems do not support AVS ... meaning if you want to buy something and the merchants check AVS on the card the transaction will fail. Any way around this ? __________________ Top Dating Sponsors I use! http://datingfactory.com?refId=DFL-AF-3410 White label ( 65%) rev Amazing Great Ratios! http://affiliate.sexsearch.com/?ref=57448 High PPS! Good Ratios!