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born4porn · 08-31-2006, 01:53 PM

this was priceless!

born4porn · 08-31-2006, 02:04 PM

my very own "Pull My Finger" Farting Bush Doll!

I had limited cash and using my epassporte I was able to nuy a whole crate at a good rate! this also meant I had very unique christmas gifts! thanks epassporte!!!!

Words just can not describe the laughter when people see our Pull My Finger Farting George Bush Doll. Not only does he fart, he sings and shakes too! Standing over 8? tall pull the Commander in Chiefs finger and he?ll shake, fart and say 7 wacky phrases and a fart song in the off-beat tradition of our great leader.

born4porn · 08-31-2006, 02:11 PM

thanks to epassporte I was able to buy all the wiggles records from my local record stores so that I could make sure I would not hear it playing in my neighborhood!

"The Wiggles
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"The Wiggles is a Sydney, Australia-based band which specializes in creating and performing music for children. The group is internationally noted for its childrens' albums, home videos and television programs. The Wiggles also tour heavily in Australia, New Zealand, the United Kingdom and the United States.

The Wiggles are particularly popular in their native Australia. They are currently the nation's highest-earning entertainers. According to an April 2006 survey published in the Australian media, The Wiggles grossed more in 2005 than AC/DC and Nicole Kidman combined."

thankyou for giving me some temporary relief epassporte!

born4porn · 08-31-2006, 02:17 PM

I bought the teletubbies freaks some new threads with my epassporte!

born4porn · 08-31-2006, 02:35 PM

I used epassporte to pay for my girlfirends breast enlargment and because of my large load clearance (excuse the pun) she went for mucho real estate!

then some navy cats in a small navy boat (looking nothing like the cool cat pictured that we again we purchased with epassporte)

her thru some binoculars and lost all radar and sense of what radar was except for doppler!

next we hear a big crash and after an hour or 2 we negoatiated a deal on a cheap boat in need of a little repair! again epassporte was ready for the transaction!

the moral of this story...use epassporte, get bigger breasts for your gf and wait for accidents and be there to buy the machinery cheaply! remember epassporte and your gf when making love to her... and particularly her breasts!

epassporte helping you to create beautiful mammories

TheSwed · 08-31-2006, 02:42 PM

I've bought a new pipe to my range rover,the old one was to tight

o0o_Lizard_o0o · 08-31-2006, 02:48 PM

i bought this cake for mah wedding....

Evil1 · 08-31-2006, 03:58 PM

Bought myself a new wallet

Evil1 · 08-31-2006, 03:59 PM

my daughter sucks at blowing bubbles with the wand so I got her some equipment to automate the process.

Fizzgig · 08-31-2006, 04:01 PM

Ok I didn't actually buy it but I thought about it

Evil1 · 08-31-2006, 04:02 PM

My girlfriend got me this for my birthday

So i returned the favor of this shitty gift with a ass bank

Evil1 · 08-31-2006, 04:17 PM

I bought this so people can see I am important and talking to someone while driving unlike with my small ass cellphone that made it look like i was talking to my hand. NOW everyone knows in not nuts!

RayBonga · 08-31-2006, 08:38 PM

.:R I O:. · 08-31-2006, 09:02 PM

A candy flower for my GF....

NTSS · 09-05-2006, 07:04 PM

Who won?

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08-31-2006, 03:59 PM	#159
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08-31-2006, 01:53 PM	#151
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	this was priceless!

08-31-2006, 02:04 PM	#152
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	my very own "Pull My Finger" Farting Bush Doll! I had limited cash and using my epassporte I was able to nuy a whole crate at a good rate! this also meant I had very unique christmas gifts! thanks epassporte!!!! Words just can not describe the laughter when people see our Pull My Finger Farting George Bush Doll. Not only does he fart, he sings and shakes too! Standing over 8? tall pull the Commander in Chiefs finger and he?ll shake, fart and say 7 wacky phrases and a fart song in the off-beat tradition of our great leader.

08-31-2006, 02:11 PM	#153
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	thanks to epassporte I was able to buy all the wiggles records from my local record stores so that I could make sure I would not hear it playing in my neighborhood! "The Wiggles From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search "The Wiggles is a Sydney, Australia-based band which specializes in creating and performing music for children. The group is internationally noted for its childrens' albums, home videos and television programs. The Wiggles also tour heavily in Australia, New Zealand, the United Kingdom and the United States. The Wiggles are particularly popular in their native Australia. They are currently the nation's highest-earning entertainers. According to an April 2006 survey published in the Australian media, The Wiggles grossed more in 2005 than AC/DC and Nicole Kidman combined." thankyou for giving me some temporary relief epassporte!

08-31-2006, 02:17 PM	#154
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	I bought the teletubbies freaks some new threads with my epassporte!

08-31-2006, 02:35 PM	#155
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	I used epassporte to pay for my girlfirends breast enlargment and because of my large load clearance (excuse the pun) she went for mucho real estate! then some navy cats in a small navy boat (looking nothing like the cool cat pictured that we again we purchased with epassporte) her thru some binoculars and lost all radar and sense of what radar was except for doppler! next we hear a big crash and after an hour or 2 we negoatiated a deal on a cheap boat in need of a little repair! again epassporte was ready for the transaction! the moral of this story...use epassporte, get bigger breasts for your gf and wait for accidents and be there to buy the machinery cheaply! remember epassporte and your gf when making love to her... and particularly her breasts! epassporte helping you to create beautiful mammories

08-31-2006, 04:02 PM	#161
Evil1 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,893	My girlfriend got me this for my birthday So i returned the favor of this shitty gift with a ass bank __________________

08-31-2006, 04:17 PM	#162
Evil1 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,893	I bought this so people can see I am important and talking to someone while driving unlike with my small ass cellphone that made it look like i was talking to my hand. NOW everyone knows in not nuts! __________________

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