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Vanilla DeVille · 08-21-2006, 08:51 AM

Check out some of these bumper stickers. Have you seen any of these? I personally like #4 and 11.

1. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.

2. Impotence..Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

3. The proctologist called...they found your head.

4. Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film.

5. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

6. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

7. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

8. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

9. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one..

10. Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me,"

11. Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

12. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue your ass.

13. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to killl them.

14. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

15. Your mom is on my top 8 on MySpace

nAtuRaLbEautY · 08-21-2006, 08:53 PM

haha! great ones! thanks for the laugh

Spunky · 08-21-2006, 08:54 PM

Those are great..funny stuff

tASSy · 08-21-2006, 08:56 PM

i've seen that last one on a t-shirt! they're all funny though!

Jarmusch · 08-21-2006, 08:56 PM

I like #12.

tony286 · 08-21-2006, 08:57 PM

very funny stuff

MandyBlake · 08-21-2006, 09:04 PM

very cute!

Brooke Anderson · 08-21-2006, 09:21 PM

My recent fav...

There is a Village in Texas that is missing it's Idiot!

tASSy · 08-21-2006, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brooke Anderson

My recent fav...

There is a Village in Texas that is missing it's Idiot!

only they've been missing their idiot for over 6 years...

Vitasoy · 08-21-2006, 09:30 PM

heh those are great.

Slap Dot · 08-21-2006, 09:40 PM

haha good stuff

hent · 08-21-2006, 09:42 PM

"If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart"

sniperwolf · 08-21-2006, 09:57 PM

those will be pretty cool stickers to have..lol.. nice!

Kard63 · 08-28-2006, 08:18 PM

I saw one today that said "if you are going to ride my ass at least pull my hair". I was impressed.

2HousePlague · 08-28-2006, 08:27 PM

Saw a funny one on the freeway yesterday... some hot chick in a sports car -- "I'm not speeding. You're chasing me." --

2hp

mikesouth · 08-28-2006, 08:43 PM

On my truck

Guns cause crime like spoons cause Rosie to be fat and stupid.

rodney25 · 08-28-2006, 11:16 PM

"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to killl them."

I like this most.

08-21-2006, 08:53 PM	#2
nAtuRaLbEautY Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 6,107	haha! great ones! thanks for the laugh __________________ Prime Outsourcing│offshore solutions│manual labor│staff leasing│full time employees starting at $695.00/month=managed and dedicated \| icq: 309570461 \| live chat

08-21-2006, 08:54 PM	#3
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,943	Those are great..funny stuff __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

08-21-2006, 09:04 PM	#7
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08-21-2006, 09:21 PM	#8
Brooke Anderson Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Missouri, near Kansas City Posts: 346	My recent fav... There is a Village in Texas that is missing it's Idiot! __________________ www.4realcash.com

08-21-2006, 09:30 PM	#10
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	heh those are great. __________________ [email protected]

08-21-2006, 08:51 AM	#1
Vanilla DeVille Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona! Posts: 8,097	Bumper Stickers... Check out some of these bumper stickers. Have you seen any of these? I personally like #4 and 11. 1. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole. 2. Impotence..Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings," 3. The proctologist called...they found your head. 4. Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film. 5. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date. 6. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. 7. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off. 8. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. 9. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.. 10. Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me," 11. Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends. 12. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue your ass. 13. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to killl them. 14. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself. 15. Your mom is on my top 8 on MySpace __________________ Kisses, Vanilla DeVille SKYPE: vanilladeville DeVilleDigital Twitter

08-21-2006, 08:56 PM	#4
tASSy Spread The Pink! Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: pinktown! Posts: 8,229	i've seen that last one on a t-shirt! they're all funny though! __________________ tassyPINK ICQ ~ 318097066 *

08-21-2006, 08:56 PM	#5
Jarmusch Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 12,464	I like #12.

08-21-2006, 08:57 PM	#6
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	very funny stuff

08-21-2006, 09:40 PM	#11
Slap Dot Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: BASS Posts: 3,168	haha good stuff __________________ » AIM: slapdotted » Skype: slapdot » ICQ: 190444

08-21-2006, 09:42 PM	#12
hent Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 192	"If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart" __________________ ICQ: 331 531 469

08-21-2006, 09:57 PM	#13
sniperwolf Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 17,743	those will be pretty cool stickers to have..lol.. nice! __________________ ~Accepting design works~

08-28-2006, 08:18 PM	#14
Kard63 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 237 619 975 Posts: 8,944	I saw one today that said "if you are going to ride my ass at least pull my hair". I was impressed. __________________

08-28-2006, 08:27 PM	#15
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	Saw a funny one on the freeway yesterday... some hot chick in a sports car -- "I'm not speeding. You're chasing me." -- 2hp __________________ tada!

08-28-2006, 08:43 PM	#16
mikesouth Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: My High Horse Posts: 6,334	On my truck Guns cause crime like spoons cause Rosie to be fat and stupid. __________________ Mike South It's No wonder I took up drugs and alcohol, it's the only way I could dumb myself down enough to cope with the morons in this biz.

08-28-2006, 11:16 PM	#17
rodney25 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 7,090	"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to killl them." I like this most. __________________ AFFORDABLE Hosting -- Extreme Dependability -- FULL Service ICQ ME for DAMN GOOD HOSTING DEALS: 5380773