Bumper Stickers...
 

Check out some of these bumper stickers. Have you seen any of these? I personally like #4 and 11. :upsidedow


1. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.

2. Impotence..Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

3. The proctologist called...they found your head.

4. Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film.

5. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

6. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

7. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

8. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

9. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one..

10. Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me,"

11. Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

12. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue your ass.

13. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to killl them.

14. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

15. Your mom is on my top 8 on MySpace

haha! great ones! thanks for the laugh :1orglaugh

Those are great..funny stuff

I like #12.

very funny stuff

very cute!

My recent fav...

There is a Village in Texas that is missing it's Idiot!

heh those are great.

haha good stuff

"If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart"

those will be pretty cool stickers to have..lol.. nice!

I saw one today that said "if you are going to ride my ass at least pull my hair". I was impressed.

Saw a funny one on the freeway yesterday... some hot chick in a sports car -- "I'm not speeding. You're chasing me." -- :1orglaugh

2hp

On my truck

Guns cause crime like spoons cause Rosie to be fat and stupid.

"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to killl them."

I like this most. :thumbsup