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Juicy D. Links · 01-17-2006, 01:13 AM

What are you best lines or techniques?

-Yo (Insert girls name here) shit aint gonna work out.
-Yo (Insert girls name here) unless you swallow shit aint gonna work out

and the classic................

Its Not you its me............

3M TA3 · 01-17-2006, 01:14 AM

in a ditch

XPays · 01-17-2006, 01:14 AM

your pussy stinks, bye

xclusive · 01-17-2006, 01:15 AM

just be honest and tell her exactly why you don't wanna be with her or tell her you're banging her mom

MetaMan · 01-17-2006, 01:21 AM

anal sex just isnt the same without a penis, i am sorry you cannot provide, it's over!

demon100 · 01-17-2006, 01:23 AM

Haha

just say , move aside , theres your girlfriend comming

xclusive · 01-17-2006, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

anal sex just isnt the same without a penis, i am sorry you cannot provide, it's over!

LOL that would work as well then again she may say damn i'm sorry I got it removed a few years ago

RayBonga · 01-17-2006, 01:24 AM

Just beat her up and trow her things on the street.

You people have to make everything so complicated.

RayBonga · 01-17-2006, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by xclusive

LOL that would work as well then again she may say damn i'm sorry I got it removed a few years ago

or even worse, I love you so much that I'll go out right now and nuy the biggest strapon I can find.

DamageX · 01-17-2006, 01:31 AM

"Dating you made me realize that I'm gay."

c-lo · 01-17-2006, 01:45 AM

Just tell her how it is. No need to puss out of it by making a lame excuse...though I know I have.

Man, these gay remarks remind me of one of my pals from HS. I was trying to decide how to break it off with a girl and he recommended telling her...
"I'm not gay, but I'll learn."

That's always been one of my faves...never used it though.

later
c-lo

phonesex · 01-17-2006, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX

"Dating you made me realize that I'm gay."

flashfire · 01-17-2006, 02:12 AM

I met someone else...we can still be friends

JuiceMonkey · 01-17-2006, 02:31 AM

get one of those non perm tattys on your cock that says "we're breaking up after you finish"

it will be funny.

reynold · 01-17-2006, 02:52 AM

"It's not you, it's me"

-I remember using this line back then in highschool.

Abithefiend · 01-17-2006, 04:34 AM

Perhaps she'll dump you first and you won't need to bother!

Georgino · 01-17-2006, 04:39 AM

Other girl.

Nembrionic · 01-17-2006, 04:52 AM

Slice 'r, dice 'r, eat 'r.

Lev · 01-17-2006, 05:11 AM

you are juicy, she will understand

Stallion · 01-17-2006, 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Its Not you its me............

I invented the Its not you its me.. (George Castanza) lol

Zester · 01-17-2006, 05:35 AM

"bye"______

ssp · 01-17-2006, 05:37 AM

It's not you, it's me. I don't like you.

polle54 · 01-17-2006, 05:42 AM

your mom goes to college!

Juicy D. Links · 01-17-2006, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX

"Dating you made me realize that I'm gay."

DWB · 01-17-2006, 10:14 AM

I dumped a girl on her 16th birthday once... it was also promo night. We got into it at the end of the night and I told her how I had been banging her best friend... then I dumped her, told her to get out of the car and I drove off while she sat in the driveway and cried.

Waveu6410 · 01-17-2006, 10:24 AM

tell her you are interested in her friend instead. i did that once and i will never forget the lashing i got

mrthumbs · 01-17-2006, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I dumped a girl on her 16th birthday once... it was also promo night. We got into it at the end of the night and I told her how I had been banging her best friend... then I dumped her, told her to get out of the car and I drove off while she sat in the driveway and cried.

I bet it was the other way around.

Ace_luffy · 01-17-2006, 10:37 AM

Herb Kornfield · 01-17-2006, 10:40 AM

Send her parents, friends and neighbors ( co workers too ) fleshlights and that they are all based on her body parts.

She'll be running for the door in 10 minutes.

G-Rotica · 01-17-2006, 10:43 AM

Bang her. Roll over, light a smoke. Roll back over, look her in the eyes and say...

"You still here?"

mkx · 01-17-2006, 10:46 AM

i just tell them ive become gay

Screaming · 01-17-2006, 10:52 AM

I am really into your friend..And your sister..

CherryLipsRosa · 01-17-2006, 10:55 AM

"It's not you, it's me" is commonly used but the best solution is just to let them know that you have fallen out of love with them and need to move on.

justsexxx · 01-17-2006, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I dumped a girl on her 16th birthday once... it was also promo night. We got into it at the end of the night and I told her how I had been banging her best friend... then I dumped her, told her to get out of the car and I drove off while she sat in the driveway and cried.

Wow you are really cool

Babagirls · 01-17-2006, 11:00 AM

whatever you do, dont ignore her all of a sudden.
you guys wonder why us girls are so damn nuts...thats why lol
we need closure..be blunt, hurt, whatever...just TELL HER!

Cogitator · 01-17-2006, 11:00 AM

introduce her to your new girlfriend?

01-17-2006, 11:07 AM

last time I broke up with a girl I just didn't call her... and didn't return her calls...

after about a week I think she got it

we were only fooling around anyways, nothing serious, I was just sick of her... she turned out to be such a fucking loser

GFX Wiz · 01-17-2006, 11:15 AM

"You're cool and all...and very <insert adjective, i.e.: sexy...hot...pretty..attractive> but this just isn't working for me. Good luck in the future. peace."

Turn and walk away...and yes...have some balls and do it face-to-face

TeaseEntertainments2 · 01-17-2006, 11:21 AM

Very Funny Thread!

DWB · 01-17-2006, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justsexxx

Wow you are really cool

She was a C U N T and deserved it. I wasn't really banging anyone else, but I told her I was just to twist the knife even more. No regrets.

All hoes need to be checked from time to time. Too many of them walk on men 24/7, 365 days a year. It gives me no greater pleasure than to flip the game on them.

crockett · 01-17-2006, 11:34 AM

Get a parrot that says.. "I love you Georgy" my guess is she will dump you.

reginaldo · 01-17-2006, 11:34 AM

fuck her younger sister

DWB · 01-17-2006, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs

I bet it was the other way around.

Hehehe.

You got me. I still cry over that bitch.

DWB · 01-17-2006, 11:36 AM

.............

DWB · 01-17-2006, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls

whatever you do, dont ignore her all of a sudden.
you guys wonder why us girls are so damn nuts...thats why lol
we need closure..be blunt, hurt, whatever...just TELL HER!

Are you kidding? That makes them MORE nuts. Honesty and rejection turns them into total psychopaths... sitting outside your house in the rain... calling you non-stop... calling your mother... following you to work...

Make up something GOOD that hits them so hard they can't possibly want to be with you. Go big and end it. Honesty will get you nowhere but jail with a domestic violence charge against you.

Jennyfer · 01-17-2006, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX

"Dating you made me realize that I'm gay."

If a guy tells me that i'll be so demoralized.

tristan_D · 01-17-2006, 03:22 PM

witness protection program

Babagirls · 01-17-2006, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Are you kidding? That makes them MORE nuts. Honesty and rejection turns them into total psychopaths... sitting outside your house in the rain... calling you non-stop... calling your mother... following you to work...

Make up something GOOD that hits them so hard they can't possibly want to be with you. Go big and end it. Honesty will get you nowhere but jail with a domestic violence charge against you.

where in my post did i say to be honest? we dont believe your "reasons" for dumping us anyways

we just need to hear a reason why (true or not) so that we can go out with our girlfriends and talk shit all night like "i cant believe he dumped me over [insert reason here]"

talking to our girls and getting drunk is what makes us 'heal' lol

Sam Granger · 01-17-2006, 03:43 PM

Take a dump on her at night when she is asleep and just leave.

sickkittens · 01-17-2006, 03:46 PM

*in walks woj*

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