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Red Ezra · 08-17-2006, 01:27 PM

Opens tonight in LA - anybody going - post reviews here please - they didn't allow critics a sneak peek so it's all mystery whether this will be a good movie or not - sounds fun - let us know!

C H R I S · 08-17-2006, 01:28 PM

I think hollywood is running out of ideas - whats next Ant's in My Pants??

sickkittens · 08-17-2006, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Ezra

they didn't allow critics a sneak peek so it's all mystery

That's usually a sign that it's an awful movie.

Red Ezra · 08-17-2006, 01:30 PM

well they didn't want to curb that all important internet buzz they have rolling already

PaulB IYP · 08-17-2006, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens

That's usually a sign that it's an awful movie.

I'm sure it will be horrible

madawgz · 08-17-2006, 01:37 PM

what a dumb fucking movie

sweetcuties · 08-17-2006, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Ezra

well they didn't want to curb that all important internet buzz they have rolling already

Yea, CNBC had a good segment earlier... I'll wait for the video

Mel Gibson · 08-17-2006, 01:39 PM

it's the jews that caused all this - blame the JEWS for snaked on the motha focking plane!!! I'll be in first class where the drinks are freeeeeeee!!!!!!!

kristin · 08-17-2006, 01:39 PM

I heard that it doesn't end with the plane, that they plan to make more snake movies, like in your bed, etc.

Not sure the validity of this ... but man would that suck if it was true.

media · 08-17-2006, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVNChris

I think hollywood is running out of ideas - whats next Ant's in My Pants??

HIT OF THE SUMMER DUDE!!!!

carol.prime · 08-17-2006, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVNChris

I think hollywood is running out of ideas - whats next Ant's in My Pants??

Seen that film (Ants in the Pants/Knallharte Jungs) already and it's not a good one.

Mr. Romance · 08-17-2006, 01:43 PM

Snakes are not my thing...I will not be seeing this one

Mr. Romance

darren1979 · 08-17-2006, 01:44 PM

i'm pretty sure the "internet buzz" is sarcastic mocking of a movie that by the laws of the universe, just has to be complete shit.

/new to gfy,however porn and i have been friends for a long time

reynold · 08-17-2006, 07:41 PM

I'll be watching Miami Vice this weekend instead.

RF_Erick · 08-17-2006, 07:45 PM

Mutha fucken snakes!

psbfo · 08-17-2006, 08:00 PM

Get these...

Quote:

Originally Posted by RF_Erick

Mutha fucken snakes!

...off this mutha fucken plane!!!

Big John · 08-18-2006, 07:14 AM

Most miss the point - it's meant to be bad. Very bad. Sort of the ultimate B movie but so bad it's good.

It would have been a true disastor had it in any way taken itself seriously. As it is it's one of those things you'll have to see to decide for yourself I think. So far most of the critics who have seen it seem to like it. Over 70% in rotten tomatoes.

Tdog · 08-18-2006, 07:21 AM

How could this not be good? Snakes get out from there boxes on a plane. Then take over the plane and fly it home.

en21 · 08-18-2006, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVNChris

I think hollywood is running out of ideas - whats next Ant's in My Pants??

Probably Ant's in your pants

free4porn · 08-18-2006, 07:26 AM

it has an interesting title

CyberBachelor · 08-18-2006, 07:29 AM

I am sick of this movie already...

Sarah_Jayne · 08-18-2006, 07:31 AM

nothing wrong with a B-Movie that knows it is a B-Movie

WebairGerard · 08-18-2006, 07:55 AM

It's called Snake on a Plane. It has to be bad. Amazing how it even got made.

Gamble · 08-18-2006, 07:57 AM

Saw it last night in Toronto - it ROCKED!

GatorB · 08-18-2006, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens

That's usually a sign that it's an awful movie.

Um...the name SNAKES ON A PLANE indicted it as a bad movie.

flashfreak · 08-18-2006, 08:15 AM

please..

yesterday I was tired and thought I should relax watching a movie...
I stressed the remote a bit and watched some scenes from "Hush" with tori spelling and other idiots.... PATHETIC

I'm going to boycott these class-b american movies and watch only the ones I get good reviews from my friends.

HpicAnn · 08-18-2006, 09:11 AM

With that name.....don`t seems to be a good movie

Mr. Cool Ice · 08-18-2006, 09:30 AM

Im thinking about getting snakes tattood around my skulls

fuzebox · 08-18-2006, 09:36 AM

None of the theatres here seem to have it today

Was looking forward to seeing it.

To all the haters, come on... it's a B movie with Samuel L Jackson saying "get those motherfuckin snakes off my motherfuckin plane"... That's worth the cost of admission right there.

Jarmusch · 08-18-2006, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVNChris

I think hollywood is running out of ideas - whats next Ant's in My Pants??

I would watch that.

SomeCreep · 08-18-2006, 09:47 AM

I wouldnt watch that movie even if it was on cable

godisdead · 08-18-2006, 10:03 AM

I know for sure that this movie will be horrible and I will laugh my ass off when I'll go see it. Bump for da motherfuckn snakes on da motherfuckn plane!

BergyK · 08-18-2006, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVNChris

I think hollywood is running out of ideas - whats next Ant's in My Pants??

axelcat · 08-18-2006, 10:13 AM

they sure spent a lot of money on advertising this movie

Sarah_Jayne · 08-18-2006, 10:15 AM

My faveorite reviewer that is an expert on horror films saw it last night and said it wasn't very good but it wasn't very bad either. It just was what it was.

Sosa · 08-18-2006, 10:16 AM

looks fucking stupid

OG LennyT · 08-18-2006, 10:21 AM

I wont watch it. ever.

my time is more valuable than that.

Just like that movie Gigli.. I will never watch it either

phypon · 08-18-2006, 10:22 AM

It will be interesting to see how many people go to see this movie. The only thing selling this movie is Samuel Jackson's 'mutha fuckn' plane' line. Pretty fucking..ahem...mutha fuckn' funny.

Toolz · 08-18-2006, 11:07 AM

Movie is great, believe the hype we just got back I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

DatingGoldStevo · 08-18-2006, 11:15 AM

IMDB has a rating of 8.4 / 10 (1,500 votes), pretty amazing.. I thought this movie looked retarded, but imdb has never been wrong so I need to go see this... look at this dude who posted a comment:

16 out of 19 people found the following comment useful:-
Yowsa!, 17 August 2006
10/10
Author: hellomynameisjackamo

I had an orgasm when I watched this movie, it was that good.

I laughed, I cried, I climaxed, I died, I came back, and now I'm typing these words to show my appreciation for this amazing film. It makes films like 'The Godfather' look like 'The Shaggy Dog', and films like '2001: A Space Oddessy' look like crap. This movie is THE movie of the YEAR, better yet, the DECADE. It's definitely the greatest film of all-time.

A classic, no. It's more than that. It has it's own genre, called 'AWESOME-NESS'. That's a whole-lot better than classic.

Hitchcock got nothing' on this film.

KrisKross · 08-18-2006, 11:32 AM

Local paper gave it 4 stars. I'm psyched to see it. I'm bringing rubber snakes to throw around.

Z · 08-18-2006, 11:35 AM

I don't know this...but I think that they tried something new. I think they hyped the movie and did the trailers to make the movie look stupid, but it's going to be a completely different movie than we all think it will be when it comes out.

If they did that, it's genius. If not and it's as stupid as it looks...all this promotion and Sam Jackson putting his name and face all over it will hopefully kill his career.

Miss Nancy · 08-18-2006, 11:47 AM

We need to all go get trashed... and yell everytime jackson appears..." there are snakes on the motherfuckin' plane" Yeahhhhh so excited!

puravida · 08-18-2006, 11:57 AM

id love to go see it. it'll prolly hit the theaters in 2-3 months. fuck, it'll be available for rent in the video store before it hits the theaters

DanniCashDan · 08-18-2006, 12:23 PM

Have Samual L. Jackson call your friends!

http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/

C H R I S · 08-18-2006, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mel Gibson

it's the jews that caused all this - blame the JEWS for snaked on the motha focking plane!!! I'll be in first class where the drinks are freeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Thats awesome - i just laughed up a soda through my nose.....

selena · 08-18-2006, 12:41 PM

I read a CNN article where it got 3.5 stars out of 4.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movi....ap/index.html

C H R I S · 08-18-2006, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by selena

I read a CNN article where it got 3.5 stars out of 4.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movi....ap/index.html

OK you swayed me :

This is an event. It's a rare example of a film not just living up to the hype, but surpassing it. And it's the best time you'll have at the movies all summer, if not all year. (Watch what all they hype is about -- 2:42)

I guess I am going to join the SOaP club .....

StuBradley · 08-18-2006, 01:35 PM

Classic video:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jNjw1y8yC1g

2HousePlague · 08-18-2006, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DatingGoldStevo

IMDB has a rating of 8.4 / 10 (1,500 votes), pretty amazing.. I thought this movie looked retarded, but imdb has never been wrong so I need to go see this... look at this dude who posted a comment:

16 out of 19 people found the following comment useful:-
Yowsa!, 17 August 2006
10/10
Author: hellomynameisjackamo

I had an orgasm when I watched this movie, it was that good.

I laughed, I cried, I climaxed, I died, I came back, and now I'm typing these words to show my appreciation for this amazing film. It makes films like 'The Godfather' look like 'The Shaggy Dog', and films like '2001: A Space Oddessy' look like crap. This movie is THE movie of the YEAR, better yet, the DECADE. It's definitely the greatest film of all-time.

A classic, no. It's more than that. It has it's own genre, called 'AWESOME-NESS'. That's a whole-lot better than classic.

Hitchcock got nothing' on this film.

That is hard to argue with.

2hp

08-17-2006, 01:27 PM	#1
Red Ezra redezra.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: Vegas Baby! Posts: 4,680	Snakes On The Mother Fucking Plane Opens tonight in LA - anybody going - post reviews here please - they didn't allow critics a sneak peek so it's all mystery whether this will be a good movie or not - sounds fun - let us know!

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kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	I heard that it doesn't end with the plane, that they plan to make more snake movies, like in your bed, etc. Not sure the validity of this ... but man would that suck if it was true. __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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Red Ezra redezra.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: Vegas Baby! Posts: 4,680	well they didn't want to curb that all important internet buzz they have rolling already

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darren1979 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 4	ummm.... i'm pretty sure the "internet buzz" is sarcastic mocking of a movie that by the laws of the universe, just has to be complete shit. /new to gfy,however porn and i have been friends for a long time

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08-18-2006, 07:14 AM	#17
Big John Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Location: Never never land Posts: 470	Most miss the point - it's meant to be bad. Very bad. Sort of the ultimate B movie but so bad it's good. It would have been a true disastor had it in any way taken itself seriously. As it is it's one of those things you'll have to see to decide for yourself I think. So far most of the critics who have seen it seem to like it. Over 70% in rotten tomatoes. __________________

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	nothing wrong with a B-Movie that knows it is a B-Movie

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WebairGerard Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 8,113	It's called Snake on a Plane. It has to be bad. Amazing how it even got made. __________________

08-18-2006, 07:57 AM	#24
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fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,296	None of the theatres here seem to have it today Was looking forward to seeing it. To all the haters, come on... it's a B movie with Samuel L Jackson saying "get those motherfuckin snakes off my motherfuckin plane"... That's worth the cost of admission right there.

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axelcat Adult Locals Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West Coast Posts: 25,450	they sure spent a lot of money on advertising this movie

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	My faveorite reviewer that is an expert on horror films saw it last night and said it wasn't very good but it wasn't very bad either. It just was what it was.

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phypon Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 440	It will be interesting to see how many people go to see this movie. The only thing selling this movie is Samuel Jackson's 'mutha fuckn' plane' line. Pretty fucking..ahem...mutha fuckn' funny.

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Toolz Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Podunk Posts: 690	Movie is great, believe the hype we just got back I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

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DatingGoldStevo Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 16	IMDB has a rating of 8.4 / 10 (1,500 votes), pretty amazing.. I thought this movie looked retarded, but imdb has never been wrong so I need to go see this... look at this dude who posted a comment: 16 out of 19 people found the following comment useful:- Yowsa!, 17 August 2006 10/10 Author: hellomynameisjackamo I had an orgasm when I watched this movie, it was that good. I laughed, I cried, I climaxed, I died, I came back, and now I'm typing these words to show my appreciation for this amazing film. It makes films like 'The Godfather' look like 'The Shaggy Dog', and films like '2001: A Space Oddessy' look like crap. This movie is THE movie of the YEAR, better yet, the DECADE. It's definitely the greatest film of all-time. A classic, no. It's more than that. It has it's own genre, called 'AWESOME-NESS'. That's a whole-lot better than classic. Hitchcock got nothing' on this film.

08-18-2006, 11:32 AM	#41
KrisKross Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 5,025	Local paper gave it 4 stars. I'm psyched to see it. I'm bringing rubber snakes to throw around. __________________

08-18-2006, 11:35 AM	#42
Z Vidi Vici Veni Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 6,308	I don't know this...but I think that they tried something new. I think they hyped the movie and did the trailers to make the movie look stupid, but it's going to be a completely different movie than we all think it will be when it comes out. If they did that, it's genius. If not and it's as stupid as it looks...all this promotion and Sam Jackson putting his name and face all over it will hopefully kill his career.

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puravida Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Costa Rica Posts: 186	id love to go see it. it'll prolly hit the theaters in 2-3 months. fuck, it'll be available for rent in the video store before it hits the theaters

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