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Red Ezra 08-17-2006 01:27 PM

Snakes On The Mother Fucking Plane
 
Opens tonight in LA - anybody going - post reviews here please - they didn't allow critics a sneak peek so it's all mystery whether this will be a good movie or not - sounds fun - let us know!

C H R I S 08-17-2006 01:28 PM

I think hollywood is running out of ideas - whats next Ant's in My Pants??

sickkittens 08-17-2006 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Ezra
they didn't allow critics a sneak peek so it's all mystery

That's usually a sign that it's an awful movie. :2 cents:

Red Ezra 08-17-2006 01:30 PM

well they didn't want to curb that all important internet buzz they have rolling already

PaulB IYP 08-17-2006 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
That's usually a sign that it's an awful movie. :2 cents:

I'm sure it will be horrible

madawgz 08-17-2006 01:37 PM

what a dumb fucking movie :1orglaugh

sweetcuties 08-17-2006 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Ezra
well they didn't want to curb that all important internet buzz they have rolling already

Yea, CNBC had a good segment earlier... I'll wait for the video

Mel Gibson 08-17-2006 01:39 PM

it's the jews that caused all this - blame the JEWS for snaked on the motha focking plane!!! I'll be in first class where the drinks are freeeeeeee!!!!!!!

kristin 08-17-2006 01:39 PM

I heard that it doesn't end with the plane, that they plan to make more snake movies, like in your bed, etc.

Not sure the validity of this ... but man would that suck if it was true.

media 08-17-2006 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVNChris
I think hollywood is running out of ideas - whats next Ant's in My Pants??

HIT OF THE SUMMER DUDE!!!!

carol.prime 08-17-2006 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVNChris
I think hollywood is running out of ideas - whats next Ant's in My Pants??

Seen that film (Ants in the Pants/Knallharte Jungs) already and it's not a good one. :disgust

Mr. Romance 08-17-2006 01:43 PM

Snakes are not my thing...I will not be seeing this one

Mr. Romance

darren1979 08-17-2006 01:44 PM

ummm....
 
i'm pretty sure the "internet buzz" is sarcastic mocking of a movie that by the laws of the universe, just has to be complete shit. :2 cents:

/new to gfy,however porn and i have been friends for a long time

reynold 08-17-2006 07:41 PM

I'll be watching Miami Vice this weekend instead.

RF_Erick 08-17-2006 07:45 PM

Mutha fucken snakes!

psbfo 08-17-2006 08:00 PM

Get these...

Quote:

Originally Posted by RF_Erick
Mutha fucken snakes!

...off this mutha fucken plane!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Big John 08-18-2006 07:14 AM

Most miss the point - it's meant to be bad. Very bad. Sort of the ultimate B movie but so bad it's good.

It would have been a true disastor had it in any way taken itself seriously. As it is it's one of those things you'll have to see to decide for yourself I think. So far most of the critics who have seen it seem to like it. Over 70% in rotten tomatoes.

Tdog 08-18-2006 07:21 AM

How could this not be good? Snakes get out from there boxes on a plane. Then take over the plane and fly it home.

en21 08-18-2006 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVNChris
I think hollywood is running out of ideas - whats next Ant's in My Pants??

Probably Ant's in your pants:321GFY

free4porn 08-18-2006 07:26 AM

it has an interesting title

CyberBachelor 08-18-2006 07:29 AM

I am sick of this movie already...

Sarah_Jayne 08-18-2006 07:31 AM

nothing wrong with a B-Movie that knows it is a B-Movie

WebairGerard 08-18-2006 07:55 AM

It's called Snake on a Plane. It has to be bad. Amazing how it even got made.

Gamble 08-18-2006 07:57 AM

Saw it last night in Toronto - it ROCKED!

GatorB 08-18-2006 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
That's usually a sign that it's an awful movie. :2 cents:

Um...the name SNAKES ON A PLANE indicted it as a bad movie.

flashfreak 08-18-2006 08:15 AM

please..

yesterday I was tired and thought I should relax watching a movie...
I stressed the remote a bit and watched some scenes from "Hush" with tori spelling and other idiots.... PATHETIC

I'm going to boycott these class-b american movies and watch only the ones I get good reviews from my friends.

HpicAnn 08-18-2006 09:11 AM

With that name.....don`t seems to be a good movie

Mr. Cool Ice 08-18-2006 09:30 AM

Im thinking about getting snakes tattood around my skulls

fuzebox 08-18-2006 09:36 AM

None of the theatres here seem to have it today :( Was looking forward to seeing it.

To all the haters, come on... it's a B movie with Samuel L Jackson saying "get those motherfuckin snakes off my motherfuckin plane"... That's worth the cost of admission right there.

Jarmusch 08-18-2006 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVNChris
I think hollywood is running out of ideas - whats next Ant's in My Pants??

I would watch that. :thumbsup

SomeCreep 08-18-2006 09:47 AM

I wouldnt watch that movie even if it was on cable

godisdead 08-18-2006 10:03 AM

I know for sure that this movie will be horrible and I will laugh my ass off when I'll go see it. Bump for da motherfuckn snakes on da motherfuckn plane!

BergyK 08-18-2006 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVNChris
I think hollywood is running out of ideas - whats next Ant's in My Pants??

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

axelcat 08-18-2006 10:13 AM

they sure spent a lot of money on advertising this movie

Sarah_Jayne 08-18-2006 10:15 AM

My faveorite reviewer that is an expert on horror films saw it last night and said it wasn't very good but it wasn't very bad either. It just was what it was.

Sosa 08-18-2006 10:16 AM

looks fucking stupid

OG LennyT 08-18-2006 10:21 AM

I wont watch it. ever.

my time is more valuable than that.

Just like that movie Gigli.. I will never watch it either

phypon 08-18-2006 10:22 AM

It will be interesting to see how many people go to see this movie. The only thing selling this movie is Samuel Jackson's 'mutha fuckn' plane' line. Pretty fucking..ahem...mutha fuckn' funny.

Toolz 08-18-2006 11:07 AM

Movie is great, believe the hype we just got back I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

DatingGoldStevo 08-18-2006 11:15 AM

IMDB has a rating of 8.4 / 10 (1,500 votes), pretty amazing.. I thought this movie looked retarded, but imdb has never been wrong so I need to go see this... look at this dude who posted a comment:

16 out of 19 people found the following comment useful:-
Yowsa!, 17 August 2006
10/10
Author: hellomynameisjackamo

I had an orgasm when I watched this movie, it was that good.

I laughed, I cried, I climaxed, I died, I came back, and now I'm typing these words to show my appreciation for this amazing film. It makes films like 'The Godfather' look like 'The Shaggy Dog', and films like '2001: A Space Oddessy' look like crap. This movie is THE movie of the YEAR, better yet, the DECADE. It's definitely the greatest film of all-time.

A classic, no. It's more than that. It has it's own genre, called 'AWESOME-NESS'. That's a whole-lot better than classic.

Hitchcock got nothing' on this film.

KrisKross 08-18-2006 11:32 AM

Local paper gave it 4 stars. I'm psyched to see it. I'm bringing rubber snakes to throw around.

Z 08-18-2006 11:35 AM

I don't know this...but I think that they tried something new. I think they hyped the movie and did the trailers to make the movie look stupid, but it's going to be a completely different movie than we all think it will be when it comes out.

If they did that, it's genius. If not and it's as stupid as it looks...all this promotion and Sam Jackson putting his name and face all over it will hopefully kill his career.

Miss Nancy 08-18-2006 11:47 AM

We need to all go get trashed... and yell everytime jackson appears..." there are snakes on the motherfuckin' plane" Yeahhhhh so excited!:thumbsup

puravida 08-18-2006 11:57 AM

id love to go see it. it'll prolly hit the theaters in 2-3 months. fuck, it'll be available for rent in the video store before it hits the theaters :)

DanniCashDan 08-18-2006 12:23 PM

Have Samual L. Jackson call your friends!

http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/

C H R I S 08-18-2006 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mel Gibson
it's the jews that caused all this - blame the JEWS for snaked on the motha focking plane!!! I'll be in first class where the drinks are freeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Thats awesome - i just laughed up a soda through my nose.....

selena 08-18-2006 12:41 PM

I read a CNN article where it got 3.5 stars out of 4.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movi....ap/index.html

C H R I S 08-18-2006 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by selena
I read a CNN article where it got 3.5 stars out of 4.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movi....ap/index.html


OK you swayed me :

This is an event. It's a rare example of a film not just living up to the hype, but surpassing it. And it's the best time you'll have at the movies all summer, if not all year. (Watch what all they hype is about -- 2:42)

I guess I am going to join the SOaP club .....

StuBradley 08-18-2006 01:35 PM

Classic video:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jNjw1y8yC1g

2HousePlague 08-18-2006 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DatingGoldStevo
IMDB has a rating of 8.4 / 10 (1,500 votes), pretty amazing.. I thought this movie looked retarded, but imdb has never been wrong so I need to go see this... look at this dude who posted a comment:

16 out of 19 people found the following comment useful:-
Yowsa!, 17 August 2006
10/10
Author: hellomynameisjackamo

I had an orgasm when I watched this movie, it was that good.

I laughed, I cried, I climaxed, I died, I came back, and now I'm typing these words to show my appreciation for this amazing film. It makes films like 'The Godfather' look like 'The Shaggy Dog', and films like '2001: A Space Oddessy' look like crap. This movie is THE movie of the YEAR, better yet, the DECADE. It's definitely the greatest film of all-time.

A classic, no. It's more than that. It has it's own genre, called 'AWESOME-NESS'. That's a whole-lot better than classic.

Hitchcock got nothing' on this film.

That is hard to argue with.


2hp


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