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08-16-2006, 08:31 AM
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visit hardlinks.org
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A man finds a magic lamp...
he rubs the lamp and a genie comes out
the genie grants him one wish the guy looks at the genie and says I'd like you to end world hunger the genie looks at the man and says that's a HUGE job wouldn't you rather have something for yourself? the man thinks and says, ok, ok... I want you to make my wife bitch at me less often the genie looks at the man... looks around and says I'll get started on that world hunger thing.  ~Ray old one |
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08-16-2006, 08:32 AM
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hehe.....
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08-16-2006, 08:36 AM
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Oldies but goodies
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08-16-2006, 08:36 AM
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oh gawd!
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08-16-2006, 09:13 AM
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President of Canada
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It seems to be missing something. :P
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08-16-2006, 09:17 AM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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heh that gave me a chuckle
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08-16-2006, 09:28 AM
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BACON BACON BACON
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trouble with omnipotent beings is they tend to exploit openings...likely to have the genie kill everyone and thus end world hunger...i will not waste my wish..lol
ok ok..back to work i go |
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08-16-2006, 10:44 AM
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I hate genies, they are fucking pricks always with the jokes and always trying to kill you. Don't TRUST them, they will seriously kick your ass.
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08-16-2006, 10:58 AM
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Ik ben een aap
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Heard it a couple of weeks ago but still funny everytime
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08-16-2006, 07:50 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Bad genie!!!
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08-16-2006, 07:52 PM
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i laughed
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08-16-2006, 08:03 PM
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nice one
gave me a few chuckle..
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08-17-2006, 08:54 AM
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visit hardlinks.org
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anymore jokes? I'd like to hear one...
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