he rubs the lamp and a genie comes out
the genie grants him one wish
the guy looks at the genie and says
I'd like you to end world hunger
the genie looks at the man and says that's a HUGE job
wouldn't you rather have something for yourself?
the man thinks and says, ok, ok...
I want you to make my wife bitch at me less often
the genie looks at the man... looks around and says
I'll get started on that world hunger thing.
~Ray
old one