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siccmade · 08-13-2006, 08:22 PM

Me and my girlfriend goto the hospital at 5:30 AM Monday morning so she can be induced. Her due date was last Sunday, but the babys not ready to come out yet. She's enjoying hotel mommy, and ignoring the eviction notice we served her.

Everyone should wish us luck! We're first time parents and not really knowing what to expect.

Anyone have any advice?

Adult Warden · 08-13-2006, 08:24 PM

Congrats bro...

Advice? Don't let your kid grow up to be one of those annoying babies/kids in restaurants yelling and screaming and acting unrully :-P

hehe

siccmade · 08-13-2006, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Adult Warden

Congrats bro...

Advice? Don't let your kid grow up to be one of those annoying babies/kids in restaurants yelling and screaming and acting unrully :-P

hehe

I'm going to try my best to raise a good kid. I don't want no unruly screaming baby! BTW, we're expecting to have a little girl.

Spunky · 08-13-2006, 08:27 PM

Congrats on the new addition pappy

J. Falcon · 08-13-2006, 08:29 PM

Congrats to you both.

Bdiddy · 08-13-2006, 08:32 PM

Hey congrats bud!

Not to add to your nervousness but your life is about to change forever.

Step up to the plate and be the best man you can

Your kid will thank you for it.

Firehorse · 08-13-2006, 08:32 PM

Congrats on your soon to arrive bundle of joy and wonder!

3 bits of advice I have found invaluable as the Father of 3 amazing children:

"Kids need your presence more than your presents."

and

"We don't spoli our kids by what we give them, we spoil them by the reason we give it to them."

"Children develop far better in an environment of praise and encouragement than one of criticism and condemnation."

Enjoy the miracle of life and seeing life through your baby's eyes.

Chris · 08-13-2006, 08:33 PM

Congrats man
best wishes for a happy and healthy baby

nAtuRaLbEautY · 08-13-2006, 08:45 PM

congratz, dude! bet you can't wait to have your baby born now!

LiveDose · 08-13-2006, 08:50 PM

Congrats man. I have an 11 week old and it is simply awesome...

born4porn · 08-13-2006, 08:55 PM

congratz and grab some sleep now!

reynold · 08-13-2006, 09:01 PM

Just stay calm and we'll be grabbing some beer in a short while.

Stallion · 08-13-2006, 09:01 PM

congrats..

SacredGate · 08-13-2006, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siccmade

Me and my girlfriend goto the hospital at 5:30 AM Monday morning so she can be induced. Her due date was last Sunday, but the babys not ready to come out yet. She's enjoying hotel mommy, and ignoring the eviction notice we served her.

Everyone should wish us luck! We're first time parents and not really knowing what to expect.

Anyone have any advice?

i wish that you'll have a healthy bouncing baby boy!

siccmade · 08-13-2006, 11:49 PM

Thanks everyone.

We gotta be at the hospital in 2 1/2 hours, and neither of us have been able to sleep yet....

I should have been sleeping a long time ago. Everyones saying this is my last chance at a full nights rest for a long while. I guess we blew that one!

Dagwolf · 08-13-2006, 11:59 PM

If you smoke, get some nicotine gum so you don't have to leave at a bad time. It's nice to have someone else along to give you a break once in a while too.

SmokeyTheBear · 08-14-2006, 12:02 AM

goldrush · 08-14-2006, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by siccmade

Anyone have any advice?

Hack her up and hide the body down a drain before she drops, save yourself roughly 18 years of expense and aggravation.

xxxoutsourcing · 08-14-2006, 12:07 AM

Wow! Another angel is coming so soon. Congrats and Best wishes...

UniversalPass Pete · 08-14-2006, 12:09 AM

Any idea who the father is?

......Just kidding! Congrats! welcome to parenthood!

spunkmaster · 08-14-2006, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siccmade

Me and my girlfriend goto the hospital at 5:30 AM Monday morning so she can be induced. Her due date was last Sunday, but the babys not ready to come out yet. She's enjoying hotel mommy, and ignoring the eviction notice we served her.

Everyone should wish us luck! We're first time parents and not really knowing what to expect.

Anyone have any advice?

You will remember the ride home with the new baby on board for the rest of you life !

stickshift · 08-14-2006, 12:22 AM

congrat to you and your girl...take good care of your family...you are a dad now...God bless your new family bro

stickshift · 08-14-2006, 12:24 AM

let's drink to that my friend...be a good father

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 08-14-2006, 12:40 AM

congrats daddy... congrats on your angel...

I know you both will make a good parents ;)

L-Pink · 08-14-2006, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goldrush

Hack her up and hide the body down a drain before she drops, save yourself roughly 18 years of expense and aggravation.

What's with you?

goldrush · 08-14-2006, 02:48 AM

congrats to the winners

dakota1358 · 08-14-2006, 04:42 AM

Congrats on the new addition to your family

digifan · 08-14-2006, 04:45 AM

Good luck you both of you... hotel mommy, that's cute

Tdog · 08-14-2006, 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siccmade

Everyone should wish us luck! We're first time parents and not really knowing what to expect.

Good luck, and you will know what to do. It comes natural to ya.

DamageX · 08-14-2006, 06:20 AM

Congrats! Just had my little son two days ago, so my best advice would be, be strong, support the mother and the kid and there's never been a better time to let her rest and do EVERYTHING for her. She needs your support more than ever, and so does the little one.

Vitasoy · 08-14-2006, 03:37 PM

Congrats to the both of you

Jade^ · 08-14-2006, 04:07 PM

Aww Congrats to the both of you

08-14-2006, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goldrush

Hack her up and hide the body down a drain before she drops, save yourself roughly 18 years of expense and aggravation.

There's always one of you in every positive thread. Go drink some Draino and take a nap.

Congrats Dan! Just be there for your girl, and the new girl on the way! Cheers to you!

gimo33 · 08-14-2006, 04:14 PM

congrats dude!

MsWild · 08-15-2006, 10:50 AM

I envy you...congrats to both of you

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