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siccmade 08-13-2006 08:22 PM

We're about to have a baby....
 
Me and my girlfriend goto the hospital at 5:30 AM Monday morning so she can be induced. Her due date was last Sunday, but the babys not ready to come out yet. She's enjoying hotel mommy, and ignoring the eviction notice we served her.

Everyone should wish us luck! We're first time parents and not really knowing what to expect.

:helpme Anyone have any advice?

Adult Warden 08-13-2006 08:24 PM

Congrats bro...

Advice? Don't let your kid grow up to be one of those annoying babies/kids in restaurants yelling and screaming and acting unrully :-P

hehe

siccmade 08-13-2006 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adult Warden
Congrats bro...

Advice? Don't let your kid grow up to be one of those annoying babies/kids in restaurants yelling and screaming and acting unrully :-P

hehe


I'm going to try my best to raise a good kid. I don't want no unruly screaming baby! BTW, we're expecting to have a little girl.

Spunky 08-13-2006 08:27 PM

Congrats on the new addition pappy

J. Falcon 08-13-2006 08:29 PM

Congrats to you both.

Bdiddy 08-13-2006 08:32 PM

Hey congrats bud!

Not to add to your nervousness but your life is about to change forever.

Step up to the plate and be the best man you can :thumbsup

Your kid will thank you for it.

Firehorse 08-13-2006 08:32 PM

Congrats on your soon to arrive bundle of joy and wonder! :GFYBand

3 bits of advice I have found invaluable as the Father of 3 amazing children:

"Kids need your presence more than your presents."

and

"We don't spoli our kids by what we give them, we spoil them by the reason we give it to them."

"Children develop far better in an environment of praise and encouragement than one of criticism and condemnation."

Enjoy the miracle of life and seeing life through your baby's eyes. :thumbsup

Chris 08-13-2006 08:33 PM

Congrats man
best wishes for a happy and healthy baby :)

nAtuRaLbEautY 08-13-2006 08:45 PM

congratz, dude! bet you can't wait to have your baby born now! :thumbsup

LiveDose 08-13-2006 08:50 PM

Congrats man. I have an 11 week old and it is simply awesome...

born4porn 08-13-2006 08:55 PM

congratz and grab some sleep now! :thumbsup

reynold 08-13-2006 09:01 PM

Just stay calm and we'll be grabbing some beer in a short while. :winkwink:

Stallion 08-13-2006 09:01 PM

congrats..

SacredGate 08-13-2006 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siccmade
Me and my girlfriend goto the hospital at 5:30 AM Monday morning so she can be induced. Her due date was last Sunday, but the babys not ready to come out yet. She's enjoying hotel mommy, and ignoring the eviction notice we served her.

Everyone should wish us luck! We're first time parents and not really knowing what to expect.

:helpme Anyone have any advice?

i wish that you'll have a healthy bouncing baby boy!:thumbsup

siccmade 08-13-2006 11:49 PM

Thanks everyone.

We gotta be at the hospital in 2 1/2 hours, and neither of us have been able to sleep yet....

I should have been sleeping a long time ago. Everyones saying this is my last chance at a full nights rest for a long while. I guess we blew that one!

Dagwolf 08-13-2006 11:59 PM

If you smoke, get some nicotine gum so you don't have to leave at a bad time. It's nice to have someone else along to give you a break once in a while too.

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goldrush 08-14-2006 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siccmade
:helpme Anyone have any advice?

Hack her up and hide the body down a drain before she drops, save yourself roughly 18 years of expense and aggravation.

xxxoutsourcing 08-14-2006 12:07 AM

Wow! Another angel is coming so soon. Congrats and Best wishes...

:thumbsup

UniversalPass Pete 08-14-2006 12:09 AM

Any idea who the father is?:winkwink:

......Just kidding! Congrats! welcome to parenthood!:thumbsup

spunkmaster 08-14-2006 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siccmade
Me and my girlfriend goto the hospital at 5:30 AM Monday morning so she can be induced. Her due date was last Sunday, but the babys not ready to come out yet. She's enjoying hotel mommy, and ignoring the eviction notice we served her.

Everyone should wish us luck! We're first time parents and not really knowing what to expect.

:helpme Anyone have any advice?


You will remember the ride home with the new baby on board for the rest of you life !

stickshift 08-14-2006 12:22 AM

congrat to you and your girl...take good care of your family...you are a dad now...God bless your new family bro

stickshift 08-14-2006 12:24 AM

let's drink to that my friend...be a good father

Stacey_JoinRightNow 08-14-2006 12:40 AM

congrats daddy... congrats on your angel...

I know you both will make a good parents ;)

L-Pink 08-14-2006 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goldrush
Hack her up and hide the body down a drain before she drops, save yourself roughly 18 years of expense and aggravation.

What's with you?

goldrush 08-14-2006 02:48 AM

congrats to the winners

dakota1358 08-14-2006 04:42 AM

Congrats on the new addition to your family

digifan 08-14-2006 04:45 AM

Good luck you both of you... hotel mommy, that's cute :)

Tdog 08-14-2006 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siccmade

Everyone should wish us luck! We're first time parents and not really knowing what to expect.

Good luck, and you will know what to do. It comes natural to ya.

DamageX 08-14-2006 06:20 AM

Congrats! Just had my little son two days ago, so my best advice would be, be strong, support the mother and the kid and there's never been a better time to let her rest and do EVERYTHING for her. She needs your support more than ever, and so does the little one.

Vitasoy 08-14-2006 03:37 PM

Congrats to the both of you

Jade^ 08-14-2006 04:07 PM

Aww Congrats to the both of you :)

shermo 08-14-2006 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goldrush
Hack her up and hide the body down a drain before she drops, save yourself roughly 18 years of expense and aggravation.

There's always one of you in every positive thread. Go drink some Draino and take a nap.

Congrats Dan! Just be there for your girl, and the new girl on the way! Cheers to you! :thumbsup

gimo33 08-14-2006 04:14 PM

congrats dude! :)

MsWild 08-15-2006 10:50 AM

I envy you...congrats to both of you :)


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