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08-12-2006, 04:02 PM
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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anyone know how to snare a monkey?
i am in ft laud atm.. there is a place down by the beach that has monkeys running wild in a park...
i have tried bananas but they just wont come close enough.. does anyone know how to snare one? i want to bring two home with me... i would just bring one, but monkeys are social animals and need friends.... |
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08-12-2006, 04:05 PM
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I only know how to catch a polar bear.
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08-12-2006, 05:28 PM
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08-12-2006, 05:31 PM
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08-12-2006, 05:31 PM
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08-12-2006, 05:33 PM
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Where you been marketsmart?
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08-12-2006, 05:35 PM
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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lol I have an aunt that married a black guy and when he was a kid he used to catch monkeys and sell them for money, we tease him about that.
I think he was from kenya |
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08-12-2006, 05:38 PM
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You could set out a bucket of fried chicken, a slice of fresh watermelon, and a bottle of grape drink. That always catches monkeys.
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08-12-2006, 07:16 PM
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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08-12-2006, 07:19 PM
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 Sorry, I don't have any experience in catching simians... 
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08-12-2006, 09:14 PM
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working on my tan
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Give up on women?
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08-12-2006, 10:00 PM
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Just run up and punch one of them in the face.
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08-12-2006, 10:02 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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I'm in orlando...thats cool!
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08-12-2006, 10:12 PM
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OK... To catch a monkey... one method.. Build a caged frame with bars wide enough only to let he monkey's hand thru - no more than that. Inside this cage put a few bananas. Place the cage where the monkeys can see it - then move away. What happens is the monkey comes to the cage - wants the banana and sticks his hand in to get one. He grabs the banana and he can't pull his clenched fist out of the cage with the banana. His mind can't comprehend giving up food and releasing the banana and moving away - he has to keep a grip on that banana - and is trapped with his arm stuck in the cage. You just walk up and collect him  PS There is a comparison with humans and greed - they don't know when to let go. But that's another story
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08-13-2006, 06:15 AM
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there's no $$$ in porn
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use glue...
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08-13-2006, 06:21 AM
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although monkey's can be mean as hell...beware :D |
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08-13-2006, 06:26 AM
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if it is the same park that has all the wild racoons you simply lure them with primantis around 3 am.....
monkeys are quite elusive little buggers..... |
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08-13-2006, 09:27 AM
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My grandfather used to tell me stories about catching monkeys in the Khyber Pass during the war.
Come to think of it, when I think about it now it occurs to me that he might have been talking about people. Racist old sod. |
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08-13-2006, 09:30 AM
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 Sounds about right - the racism element is still alive and kicking - as you can see from GFY!
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08-13-2006, 09:50 AM
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08-13-2006, 06:00 PM
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08-13-2006, 08:54 PM
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08-13-2006, 11:27 PM
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show monkey a monkey-friend
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