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If I had a sister... I wonder what it would be like to fuck her
I just found this forum. Thought it was funny as hell. Im sure it might make some of the puritans around here angry.
Enjoy! http://www.incestboard.com/cgi-bin/Ultimate.cgi btw... Id fuck your 17yr old daughter too
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wtf...
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just my luck...I have an ugly sister...........
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in the german forum someone is posting how he fucks his daughters and stuff
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that's some seriously fucked up shit.
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ok this must be the funniest and disgusting shit I've ever read...
are these guys for real?? "OK. I don't know what the hell happened, but I can't find my post from yesterday. Whatever? I'll just post it again. My dad's going away on business for a week, and I want to have sex with my mom in that time. I'm 16 and she's 36. My parents seem to have a good relationship. I'm not an only child. I have a 13 year old sister, a 7 year old brother, and a 9 month old sister. I think my mom is so hot. She has 36D boobs. She's not skinny, but not fat. She's just right. My family is fairly open. I used to shower with my sister 'till I was 10-11, and we sometimes walk around in our underwear. Whenever I see my mom in her bra and panties, I get an instant hard on. I masturbate to her constantly. She says that if I ever wanna talk about something with her, I should just ask. Anybody have any tips? Also, if you have tips for my 13 year old sister, I would appreciate that also. Thanx. HighVoltage " ![]() |
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Pathetic fucks
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Exxxotica Your Child Porn Bitch !
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THAT IS FREAKIN SICK DUDE.... GOOD THING U GOT NO SISTER
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This one almost made me throw up. Some people are so sick..
"my first time was with dad and I think it couldnt have been a better person to take my virginity he was so loving" |
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Ha ha ha, that's one hell of a funny board there. I get a kick outta this post about a kid wanting to fuck his mom -
"My dad's going away on business for a week, and I want to have sex with my mom in that time. I'm 16 and she's 36. My parents seem to have a good relationship. I'm not an only child. I have a 13 year old sister, a 7 year old brother, and a 9 month old sister. I think my mom is so hot. She has 36D boobs. She's not skinny, but not fat. She's just right. My family is fairly open. I used to shower with my sister 'till I was 10-11, and we sometimes walk around in our underwear. Whenever I see my mom in her bra and panties, I get an instant hard on. I masturbate to her constantly. She says that if I ever wanna talk about something with her, I should just ask. Anybody have any tips? Also, if you have tips for my 13 year old sister, I would appreciate that also. Thanx. HighVoltage " Tips for his 13 year old sister, ROFL.... |
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same here, unforgetable moments
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1.Start out slowly by giving her ompliments, tell her "that dress really looks pretty Mom". Does she paint her toes or wear sexy shoes, tell her she has pretty toes and she looks sexyin them.
2. When you kiss her make the kisses gradually longer, this should send a message. 3. Jack off when you know she's near possibly with your bedroom or bathroom door partially open. This is another good sign if you are certain she heard you. 4. Get her used to being touched by you, then when you are certain that she is completely comfortable with that you can very gradually begin to increase the intimacy and take things in the direction you want to go, but one false move on your part and you will be back way beyond square one. If she gets the idea that you are trying to seduce her before she is ready to be seduced you may never get a second chance. 5. Take a bath.Wrap a towel around you and go talk to your mother. Through away the towel accidently of you and give a show to your mother. 6. START TICKLING HER ! GET A TOUCH OF HER BREASTS. 7. When she is washing the dishes ( or something like that), go from behind , put your hands on her shoulders and start kissing her. Give her 2 or 3 kisses and then press your obvious hard on at her butt! 8. Accidentally, introduce her to the topic of Incest. Have a reading material about general sex, incest and of other sexuality at the location of discussion. First talk about general sex to get her a little aroused. Next, talk about homosexuality and soon incest. Try to extract any of her attitudes towards or values about incest. 9. Try leaving a very wet, very personal message in her bra and panties. that is how i got the message... 10. Give a massage. When I massage her back , she lay on her tummy and then I climb on top of her. I position myself so that my cock has contact with her butt. While , I massage her back I rub my cock on her butt cheeks. Try wearing only your underware. 11. Move around the house wearing only your underware. 12. At the morning go to the kitchen with a hard on. Stay infront of her until she notices it. 13. On a very special day (birthday , mothers day etc.) kiss her on the lips. 14. When you are talking to her take obious glances of her cunt and her breasts. |
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There are how many millions of women in the world and you want to keep it in the family
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Yuck, blah! sick shit!
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Hey that shit is hilarious... How to seduce your mom!
Well incest has been a part of many cultures and just think about Adam and Eve -- their children had to have had sex with their mother, sisters, etc. in order to create a population... If you don't believe in the bible you have to at least admit that w/o incest we would not have the human race in the first place. Anyway there are plenty of experts in academia on the subject and I will leave it to them to make sense of these websites hehe... |
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"I am a 55 year old male with a beautiful 30 year old daughter. I have wanted to make love to her since she was 13. I never have told her, because she would freak out. Are there any young ladies who would like to make love to their fathers, but for some reason it has never happened? If so maybe we can get together and do some role playing. "
"Hi...I used to have sex with a mom and her two daughters 10 and 14...she met another guy...and left me...I'm looking for another relationship like that...if anyone is interested...please email me: [email protected]... I also crossdress, and would enjoy learning more, on being a woman. Cumon ladies...lets have some fun... I also love boys..." wow your life is FUCKED UP winner |
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That's not 'How to seduce your mom' ~ it's 'How to give your poor mother a nervous breakdown because her son is a raving pervert'
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shit why start a treath about this shit??? exxoitca you most be strange? seek help ! go to hostiptal
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What is NOT *hilarious* is the discussion topic of "how young is too young?"..... there's some scary and frankly pretty sick twisted shit going on there. People talking "matter-of-factly" about starting their kids into sex at ages 8, 9, 10 etc. Some even younger.
Those fuckers need to rot in jail, and burn in hell.
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Well, brother/sister incest (assuming no large age difference) is a whole different ballgame from parent/child incest.
Parents have a custodial duty that conflicts with sexual desire, so it is out of the question due to conflict of interest. Psychologists will tell you that sexual "experimentation" between siblings is common and natural, though I've never heard anyone make an argument that it's healthy. Usually, it is brief. If it goes on for a long time and into adulthood, it's dysfunctional because our biology is designed to always refresh itself with genes from outside the family strain. When I was growing up, there was a man and woman who lived together. The neighborhood found out after a while that they were brother and sister. There were no public displays of affection, but in every other regard, they appeared to be man and wife. What went on behind closed drapes was anyone's guess, but people being what they are, there was speculation and gossip.
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I dont know, ive had sex with my sisters, but those people are just freaks.
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you niggas are fucking DISGUSTING...all that incest shit...fuckin yo moms and shit...NASTYASS
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GREAT way to start a nice busy thread...
My theory is the majority of people that post on those boards are full of shit and talking out their ass. Kind of like other boards I can think of... |
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wtf this is too much
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LOL Gary, whenever you post your dad's words of wizdom, you make my day
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it's even disgusting to think about it, if you have one
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Interesting, Pete. There's also scholarship to support the contrary position that "incest is unnatural" in human beings. One famous study tracked children raised in a kibbutz in Israel. Almost all of them did not marry any other child raised in the same kibbutz. The kibbutzim study along with others point to a strong natural aversion in humans against incest.
Some academic writers may argue that incest is cultural. Chinese hate endogamous unions going so far as to do ancestral tracing if two engaged people have the same last name. However, some other cultures encourage this so as to preserve wealth, power, and social position. Famous example is the Egyptian pharaohs. Based on tradition, brother married sister. Quote:
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