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So Fucking Banned
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So, I am cruising thru North Las Vegas . . .
I stopped in Vegas to fill up and jumped right back on I-15. I was going thru North Vegas when I noticed 3 or 4 cop cars had what looked like a stripper pulled over along with another car. I figure that's good, means the road should be free for me.
I am tooling along in the fast lane doing about 75-80, thinking about the chick, wondering what she did to earn all the attention she was getting when all of a sudden this guy on a rice grinder comes flying by me, going at least 120 MPH. To be honest, he scared the crap out of me as I had not seen him coming and only heard the whine of his engine when he was along side of me (one reason I hate helmet's, you can't hear shit until it is too late). I gathered my wits and watched him fade into the distance zig zagging in and out of traffic. Not more than a minute later I see a cop car speeding up behind me with his lights on. As he approached I could hear he had his siren going to, so I slowed a little and moved over one lane so he could pass. He moved over one lane also, siren still going. I move over another lane, and now it is obvious he is pulling me over! I can't believe it. I mean, WTF, that guy went flying by me like I was standing still and the cop is pulling me over for doing 10 miles an hour over the limit. I shut off the bike and meet the cop half way. Me: "Didn't you see that guy going flying at 120+?" Him: "I thought it was you. I am sorry, when you stopped and I saw it was a Harley I knew it couldn't be the same guy." Me: "Yeah, no kidding. I wish I could go that fast." He laughed and told me to have a safe ride. Guess this trip is starting off pretty exciting. The bike is running like a champ. If I wasn't going to wait for my buddy in Salt Lake I could probably be in Sturgis by Sunday afternoon. |
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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Good story - elements of drama and happy ending.
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id of cut the cop
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good story, glad you're safe
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Electra Glide in Blue...that was Richard Blake, right?
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that some story, as everything went ok it is an exciting start of your day.
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Good thing you didn't go aggro and pop him with the shotgun shells you have in your handle bars.
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-do you and aico know eachother-
![]() So I am Ridinig my GSX-R in Vegas, and beat the odds. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was flying on my GSX-R somewhere in N. Vegas, just fucking flying, I mean I was doing at least 120 - 130. I blow right by these cop cars that had some whore pulled over, I check my mirror and one cop jumps in his car. There is no way this fucking pig is ever gonna catch my ass. I did a fly by on some geezer on a hog, and lost the fucking cop. Not sure what happened to him, guess he gave up. __________________ |
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Viva la vulva!
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ahh some nice mountains and country you will see around Salt Lake.
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how come if i where to approach a cop when pulled over id more than likely be tazed and in cuffs but you are mister bad ass who can just walk up to the cop?
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id beat the shit out of the cop
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nice story.
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My Harley blew up 2 days ago and left me stranded 15 miles out of town. I just bought a nice 88 Sportster 1200, fatbob tanks with dash, forward controls, windsheild, custom paint, screaming eagle pipes and S&S carb. Right after I bought it I put $1200 into a new alternator and breaks. Now it sounds like the piston broke loose. I'll be trying to fix that one myself over the next few weeks, but that leave me very little rideing time here in Oregon when I am finished.
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because you are a punk kid that lives in TX? |
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wrist pins can be a bitch. Here is a tip: You can probably sleeve the cylander to save some cash, but make sure that when they sleeve it to put a lip around the top so that it can't slide down when the aluminum on the cylander expands from the heat. Yes, I had to learn the hard way. ![]() |
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cool story!
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![]() Just because i'm 22 makes me a "punk kid" wow now I can see why you get under so manypeoples skin but let me guess they are all just punks right?
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Obviously to a cop you are a punk kid if you would get tazed and cuffed just for walking up to him |
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If the piston broke loose, it has to be a wrist pin (hardly likely that it is your connecting rod. If that happened you can be sure the walls are gouged. It doesn't take much. |
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Dang, you were right by my house!!!
If you go the same way on the way back, be safe! These people out here drive like insane killer's. One reason why I got a big ass Tahoe. |
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Cruising on a harley sounds fun right about now
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crazy kids on rice rockets, i keep it under 100
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What are these words under my name?
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You know anyone who makes custom helmets that might fit hearing aids? |
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congratz
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So Fucking Banned
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no, but I will be in Sturgis by Monday and if anyone does they should be there. I will try to remember to get some contact info for you if I happen upon anyone. |
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Which one of the voices is controlling you now, reddawg? Are you still offering VCR's as incentives to webmasters? |
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