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baddog 08-05-2006 02:16 AM

So, I am cruising thru North Las Vegas . . .
 
I stopped in Vegas to fill up and jumped right back on I-15. I was going thru North Vegas when I noticed 3 or 4 cop cars had what looked like a stripper pulled over along with another car. I figure that's good, means the road should be free for me.

I am tooling along in the fast lane doing about 75-80, thinking about the chick, wondering what she did to earn all the attention she was getting when all of a sudden this guy on a rice grinder comes flying by me, going at least 120 MPH. To be honest, he scared the crap out of me as I had not seen him coming and only heard the whine of his engine when he was along side of me (one reason I hate helmet's, you can't hear shit until it is too late).

I gathered my wits and watched him fade into the distance zig zagging in and out of traffic. Not more than a minute later I see a cop car speeding up behind me with his lights on. As he approached I could hear he had his siren going to, so I slowed a little and moved over one lane so he could pass. He moved over one lane also, siren still going. I move over another lane, and now it is obvious he is pulling me over!

I can't believe it. I mean, WTF, that guy went flying by me like I was standing still and the cop is pulling me over for doing 10 miles an hour over the limit.

I shut off the bike and meet the cop half way.

Me: "Didn't you see that guy going flying at 120+?"
Him: "I thought it was you. I am sorry, when you stopped and I saw it was a Harley I knew it couldn't be the same guy."
Me: "Yeah, no kidding. I wish I could go that fast."

He laughed and told me to have a safe ride.

Guess this trip is starting off pretty exciting.

The bike is running like a champ. If I wasn't going to wait for my buddy in Salt Lake I could probably be in Sturgis by Sunday afternoon.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-05-2006 02:21 AM

Good story - elements of drama and happy ending. :thumbsup

I usually get the ticket.

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Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-05-2006 02:25 AM

id of cut the cop

johnny o 08-05-2006 02:26 AM

good story, glad you're safe :)

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-05-2006 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
id of cut the cop

shank him in the mid section

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-05-2006 02:31 AM

Electra Glide in Blue...that was Richard Blake, right?

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baddog 08-05-2006 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Electra Glide in Blue...that was Richard Blake, right?

ADG Webmaster

sure was, haven't seen that in years

Crazy Carlos 08-05-2006 02:45 AM

that some story, as everything went ok it is an exciting start of your day. :)

aico 08-05-2006 02:46 AM

Good thing you didn't go aggro and pop him with the shotgun shells you have in your handle bars.

JFK 08-05-2006 04:16 AM

:1orglaugh Nice story:thumbsup

Bozena X 08-05-2006 04:52 AM

-do you and aico know eachother- :)

So I am Ridinig my GSX-R in Vegas, and beat the odds.

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I was flying on my GSX-R somewhere in N. Vegas, just fucking flying, I mean I was doing at least 120 - 130. I blow right by these cop cars that had some whore pulled over, I check my mirror and one cop jumps in his car. There is no way this fucking pig is ever gonna catch my ass.

I did a fly by on some geezer on a hog, and lost the fucking cop. Not sure what happened to him, guess he gave up.
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OG LennyT 08-05-2006 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bozena X
-do you and aico know eachother- :)

So I am Ridinig my GSX-R in Vegas, and beat the odds.

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I was flying on my GSX-R somewhere in N. Vegas, just fucking flying, I mean I was doing at least 120 - 130. I blow right by these cop cars that had some whore pulled over, I check my mirror and one cop jumps in his car. There is no way this fucking pig is ever gonna catch my ass.

I did a fly by on some geezer on a hog, and lost the fucking cop. Not sure what happened to him, guess he gave up.
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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

naughty_wld 08-05-2006 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bozena X
-do you and aico know eachother- :)

So I am Ridinig my GSX-R in Vegas, and beat the odds.

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I was flying on my GSX-R somewhere in N. Vegas, just fucking flying, I mean I was doing at least 120 - 130. I blow right by these cop cars that had some whore pulled over, I check my mirror and one cop jumps in his car. There is no way this fucking pig is ever gonna catch my ass.

I did a fly by on some geezer on a hog, and lost the fucking cop. Not sure what happened to him, guess he gave up.
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:thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

mikeyddddd 08-05-2006 06:07 AM

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Sosa 08-05-2006 07:05 AM

ahh some nice mountains and country you will see around Salt Lake.

Chris 08-05-2006 07:08 AM

how come if i where to approach a cop when pulled over id more than likely be tazed and in cuffs but you are mister bad ass who can just walk up to the cop?

nico-t 08-05-2006 07:20 AM

id beat the shit out of the cop

StuBradley 08-05-2006 07:24 AM

nice story.

DirkG 08-05-2006 07:28 AM

My Harley blew up 2 days ago and left me stranded 15 miles out of town. I just bought a nice 88 Sportster 1200, fatbob tanks with dash, forward controls, windsheild, custom paint, screaming eagle pipes and S&S carb. Right after I bought it I put $1200 into a new alternator and breaks. Now it sounds like the piston broke loose. I'll be trying to fix that one myself over the next few weeks, but that leave me very little rideing time here in Oregon when I am finished.


Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
I stopped in Vegas to fill up and jumped right back on I-15. I was going thru North Vegas when I noticed 3 or 4 cop cars had what looked like a stripper pulled over along with another car. I figure that's good, means the road should be free for me.

I am tooling along in the fast lane doing about 75-80, thinking about the chick, wondering what she did to earn all the attention she was getting when all of a sudden this guy on a rice grinder comes flying by me, going at least 120 MPH. To be honest, he scared the crap out of me as I had not seen him coming and only heard the whine of his engine when he was along side of me (one reason I hate helmet's, you can't hear shit until it is too late).

I gathered my wits and watched him fade into the distance zig zagging in and out of traffic. Not more than a minute later I see a cop car speeding up behind me with his lights on. As he approached I could hear he had his siren going to, so I slowed a little and moved over one lane so he could pass. He moved over one lane also, siren still going. I move over another lane, and now it is obvious he is pulling me over!

I can't believe it. I mean, WTF, that guy went flying by me like I was standing still and the cop is pulling me over for doing 10 miles an hour over the limit.

I shut off the bike and meet the cop half way.

Me: "Didn't you see that guy going flying at 120+?"
Him: "I thought it was you. I am sorry, when you stopped and I saw it was a Harley I knew it couldn't be the same guy."
Me: "Yeah, no kidding. I wish I could go that fast."

He laughed and told me to have a safe ride.

Guess this trip is starting off pretty exciting.

The bike is running like a champ. If I wasn't going to wait for my buddy in Salt Lake I could probably be in Sturgis by Sunday afternoon.


baddog 08-05-2006 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris
how come if i where to approach a cop when pulled over id more than likely be tazed and in cuffs but you are mister bad ass who can just walk up to the cop?


because you are a punk kid that lives in TX?

baddog 08-05-2006 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirkG
My Harley blew up 2 days ago and left me stranded 15 miles out of town. I just bought a nice 88 Sportster 1200, fatbob tanks with dash, forward controls, windsheild, custom paint, screaming eagle pipes and S&S carb. Right after I bought it I put $1200 into a new alternator and breaks. Now it sounds like the piston broke loose. I'll be trying to fix that one myself over the next few weeks, but that leave me very little rideing time here in Oregon when I am finished.


wrist pins can be a bitch. Here is a tip:

You can probably sleeve the cylander to save some cash, but make sure that when they sleeve it to put a lip around the top so that it can't slide down when the aluminum on the cylander expands from the heat.

Yes, I had to learn the hard way. :1orglaugh

Waveu6410 08-05-2006 07:55 AM

cool story!

sounded like the cop was cool even though he made a mistake :thumbsup

Chris 08-05-2006 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
because you are a punk kid that lives in TX?

lol i'm a punk kid? please explain how so baddog? I have never done shit to your bro dont start :)

Just because i'm 22 makes me a "punk kid"

wow now I can see why you get under so manypeoples skin

but let me guess they are all just punks right?

DirkG 08-05-2006 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
wrist pins can be a bitch. Here is a tip:

You can probably sleeve the cylander to save some cash, but make sure that when they sleeve it to put a lip around the top so that it can't slide down when the aluminum on the cylander expands from the heat.

Yes, I had to learn the hard way. :1orglaugh

I was hoping to not even have to do that. I only drove it for about 2 minutes once it started banging around, and that was only because it took me that long to slow down. I knew I was going too fast when everything was blurry because my eyeballs were rattling so hard.

baddog 08-05-2006 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris
lol i'm a punk kid? please explain how so baddog? I have never done shit to your bro dont start :)

Just because i'm 22 makes me a "punk kid"

wow now I can see why you get under so manypeoples skin

but let me guess they are all just punks right?


Obviously to a cop you are a punk kid if you would get tazed and cuffed just for walking up to him

baddog 08-05-2006 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirkG
I was hoping to not even have to do that. I only drove it for about 2 minutes once it started banging around, and that was only because it took me that long to slow down. I knew I was going too fast when everything was blurry because my eyeballs were rattling so hard.


If the piston broke loose, it has to be a wrist pin (hardly likely that it is your connecting rod. If that happened you can be sure the walls are gouged. It doesn't take much.

LexiLexxx 08-05-2006 08:59 AM

Dang, you were right by my house!!!

If you go the same way on the way back, be safe! These people out here drive like insane killer's. One reason why I got a big ass Tahoe.

Crynos 08-05-2006 09:01 AM

Cruising on a harley sounds fun right about now

wdsguy 08-05-2006 09:03 AM

crazy kids on rice rockets, i keep it under 100

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-05-2006 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris
how come if i where to approach a cop when pulled over id more than likely be tazed and in cuffs but you are mister bad ass who can just walk up to the cop?

because hes a geezer and the cop don't have to worry to much, baddog will attempt to kick him and break his own hip


where as you could probably do some damage at your young age

ButtUgly-Bertha 08-05-2006 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
I stopped in Vegas to fill up and jumped right back on I-15. I was going thru North Vegas when I noticed 3 or 4 cop cars had what looked like a stripper pulled over along with another car. I figure that's good, means the road should be free for me.

I am tooling along in the fast lane doing about 75-80, thinking about the chick, wondering what she did to earn all the attention she was getting when all of a sudden this guy on a rice grinder comes flying by me, going at least 120 MPH. To be honest, he scared the crap out of me as I had not seen him coming and only heard the whine of his engine when he was along side of me (one reason I hate helmet's, you can't hear shit until it is too late).

I gathered my wits and watched him fade into the distance zig zagging in and out of traffic. Not more than a minute later I see a cop car speeding up behind me with his lights on. As he approached I could hear he had his siren going to, so I slowed a little and moved over one lane so he could pass. He moved over one lane also, siren still going. I move over another lane, and now it is obvious he is pulling me over!

I can't believe it. I mean, WTF, that guy went flying by me like I was standing still and the cop is pulling me over for doing 10 miles an hour over the limit.

I shut off the bike and meet the cop half way.

Me: "Didn't you see that guy going flying at 120+?"
Him: "I thought it was you. I am sorry, when you stopped and I saw it was a Harley I knew it couldn't be the same guy."
Me: "Yeah, no kidding. I wish I could go that fast."

He laughed and told me to have a safe ride.

Guess this trip is starting off pretty exciting.

The bike is running like a champ. If I wasn't going to wait for my buddy in Salt Lake I could probably be in Sturgis by Sunday afternoon.

Why do you think anyone cares you dumb ignorant stupid Son Of A Bitch? :321GFY

You Shithead are the most pathetic Asshole that has ever posted / Lived!
Why don't you Fucking Die Dip Shit!:321GFY :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY

Chris 08-05-2006 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
because hes a geezer and the cop don't have to worry to much, baddog will attempt to kick him and break his own hip


where as you could probably do some damage at your young age

I heard baddogs was chuck Norris cousin tho?

OG LennyT 08-05-2006 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
Obviously to a cop you are a punk kid if you would get tazed and cuffed just for walking up to him

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

dog0wn3d

sh33p 08-05-2006 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
I stopped in Vegas to fill up and jumped right back on I-15. I was going thru North Vegas when I noticed 3 or 4 cop cars had what looked like a stripper pulled over along with another car. I figure that's good, means the road should be free for me.

I am tooling along in the fast lane doing about 75-80, thinking about the chick, wondering what she did to earn all the attention she was getting when all of a sudden this guy on a rice grinder comes flying by me, going at least 120 MPH. To be honest, he scared the crap out of me as I had not seen him coming and only heard the whine of his engine when he was along side of me (one reason I hate helmet's, you can't hear shit until it is too late).

I gathered my wits and watched him fade into the distance zig zagging in and out of traffic. Not more than a minute later I see a cop car speeding up behind me with his lights on. As he approached I could hear he had his siren going to, so I slowed a little and moved over one lane so he could pass. He moved over one lane also, siren still going. I move over another lane, and now it is obvious he is pulling me over!

I can't believe it. I mean, WTF, that guy went flying by me like I was standing still and the cop is pulling me over for doing 10 miles an hour over the limit.

I shut off the bike and meet the cop half way.

Me: "Didn't you see that guy going flying at 120+?"
Him: "I thought it was you. I am sorry, when you stopped and I saw it was a Harley I knew it couldn't be the same guy."
Me: "Yeah, no kidding. I wish I could go that fast."

He laughed and told me to have a safe ride.

Guess this trip is starting off pretty exciting.

The bike is running like a champ. If I wasn't going to wait for my buddy in Salt Lake I could probably be in Sturgis by Sunday afternoon.


You know anyone who makes custom helmets that might fit hearing aids?

nico-t 08-05-2006 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
because hes a geezer and the cop don't have to worry to much, baddog will attempt to kick him and break his own hip

fuck that was funny :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Stumps 08-05-2006 03:28 PM

congratz

baddog 08-05-2006 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sh33p
You know anyone who makes custom helmets that might fit hearing aids?


no, but I will be in Sturgis by Monday and if anyone does they should be there. I will try to remember to get some contact info for you if I happen upon anyone.

baddog 08-05-2006 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ButtUgly-Bertha
Why do you think anyone cares you dumb ignorant stupid Son Of A Bitch? :321GFY

You Shithead are the most pathetic Asshole that has ever posted / Lived!
Why don't you Fucking Die Dip Shit!:321GFY :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY


Which one of the voices is controlling you now, reddawg?

Are you still offering VCR's as incentives to webmasters?

baddog 08-05-2006 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
because hes a geezer and the cop don't have to worry to much, baddog will attempt to kick him and break his own hip


where as you could probably do some damage at your young age

kick? what are you, a little girl?


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