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SteveLightspeed · 08-20-2006, 01:55 AM

Tomorrow we will be shooting Taylor Little again all day. I originally thought of doing fansigns, but that is getting a little overplayed.

So here's what I want instead. Give me your best "fortune cookie" type statement (or two), that we can print on a small label and stick to a part of her body for a photo.

Funny, meaningful, odd, insulting... all ideas are welcome! No site names or urls will be used, so please don't ask.

Examples:

"I knew you would read this."
"A real man knows when "no" means "yes".
"You don't even know me."
"I know you are watching."

etc.... Let's hear some of your ideas, and I'll post the results back here!

Steve Lightspeed

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azzam · 08-20-2006, 02:19 AM

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2HousePlague · 08-20-2006, 02:19 AM

"You only live twice."

Thanks.

2hp

LiveDose · 08-20-2006, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Ezra

confuscious say: suck on my balls to get happy face

Gonna try that one on my wife...

SteveLightspeed · 08-20-2006, 02:34 AM

I think we could number them, like "#15 of 100" -- and turn them into collectibles! Give us something really creative, and we'll give it to you to use exclusively on your sites.

We'll do up to 100 of the best ideas. This will be fun!

2HousePlague · 08-20-2006, 02:44 AM

2hp

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Shooting these now, any more to add?

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SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Fortune cookie photoshoot/promo pics! Tomorrow we will be shooting Taylor Little again all day. I originally thought of doing fansigns, but that is getting a little overplayed. So here's what I want instead. Give me your best "fortune cookie" type statement (or two), that we can print on a small label and stick to a part of her body for a photo. Funny, meaningful, odd, insulting... all ideas are welcome! No site names or urls will be used, so please don't ask. Examples: "I knew you would read this." "A real man knows when "no" means "yes". "You don't even know me." "I know you are watching." etc.... Let's hear some of your ideas, and I'll post the results back here! Steve Lightspeed __________________ Abra-cadabra!

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