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* Man who run in front of car get tired.
* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
* Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
* War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
* It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
* Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
* Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
* Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
* Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!
* Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
* Man who sit on tack get point!
* Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!
* Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam.
* Man standing on toilet is high on pot.
* Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk
* Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue!
* Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers!
* Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film!
* Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
* Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
* Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.
* Marriage is like game of poker.ha You start with pair and end with full house.
* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
* Man with one chopstick go hungry.
* He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing
* Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!
* Hole happy, whole body happy.
* He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.
* Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes will soon burn out!
* Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.
* Those who quote me are fools.
* Confucius say too damn much.
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