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Support wildlife -- vote for an orgy
Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that
your wife will give you for free.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys
There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely
Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room and drink
When hammering a nail, you will never hit your finger if you
hold the hammer with both hands.
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