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Old 08-03-2006, 11:07 PM   #1
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Busted?

Anyone ever been caught...
Date: 2006-07-27, 1:34PM CDT


...doing the most private of private things?

Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.

There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.

I don't really don't know what else to say.

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Old 08-04-2006, 12:06 AM   #2
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We just don't know what's inside a woman's mind...
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Old 08-04-2006, 12:12 AM   #3
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...stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.
Wow. People just keep getting weirder.
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Old 08-04-2006, 12:16 AM   #4
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Old 08-04-2006, 12:17 AM   #5
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lol
the last girl I been with probably would have jumped on the dick.
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Old 08-04-2006, 12:18 AM   #6
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Old 08-04-2006, 12:22 AM   #7
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Old 08-04-2006, 12:24 AM   #8
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Man I hate when people catch me masturbating with my mask and snorkel on.
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Old 08-04-2006, 12:28 AM   #9
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That is absolutely hilarious.
"Different Strokes, For Different Folks." Never really new the meaning of that saying until Now.
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Old 08-04-2006, 12:32 AM   #10
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Old 08-04-2006, 12:37 AM   #11
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HAH! Now that's funny
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Old 08-04-2006, 12:41 AM   #12
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i wonder what site it was
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Old 08-04-2006, 02:18 AM   #13
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'mask and snorkel'
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Old 08-04-2006, 02:23 AM   #14
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Old 08-04-2006, 03:02 PM   #15
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you have a nice gf dude!
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Old 08-04-2006, 03:05 PM   #16
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For what?
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Old 08-04-2006, 03:07 PM   #17
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Mask and snorkel?
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Old 08-04-2006, 03:12 PM   #18
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Haha, classic craigslist post!
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Old 08-04-2006, 03:14 PM   #19
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Old 08-04-2006, 03:19 PM   #20
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so im not the only one who pulls the pud with a mask and snorkle on?
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Old 08-04-2006, 03:27 PM   #21
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For what?
Busted for not wearing the proper flippers while stroking it while wearing a mask and snorkel. Geez, don't you know proper masturbation etiquette?!?!?!

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Old 08-04-2006, 03:27 PM   #22
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We just don't know what's inside a woman's mind...
Say no more..
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Old 08-04-2006, 03:40 PM   #23
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That was originaly a post on craigs list.

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Old 08-04-2006, 03:44 PM   #24
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Busted for not wearing the proper flippers while stroking it while wearing a mask and snorkel. Geez, don't you know proper masturbation etiquette?!?!?!

Sorry. I'm such a noob.
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Old 08-04-2006, 03:46 PM   #25
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so im not the only one who pulls the pud with a mask and snorkle on?
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