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dunefield 08-03-2006 11:07 PM

Busted?
 
Anyone ever been caught...
Date: 2006-07-27, 1:34PM CDT


...doing the most private of private things?

Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.

There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.

I don't really don't know what else to say.

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reynold 08-04-2006 12:06 AM

We just don't know what's inside a woman's mind... :helpme

SlamDesigns 08-04-2006 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dunefield
...stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.

Wow. People just keep getting weirder.

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Doctor Dre 08-04-2006 12:17 AM

lol
the last girl I been with probably would have jumped on the dick.

martinsc 08-04-2006 12:18 AM

:1orglaugh

LiveDose 08-04-2006 12:22 AM

Freak...

notabook 08-04-2006 12:24 AM

Man I hate when people catch me masturbating with my mask and snorkel on.

JustynErmouth 08-04-2006 12:28 AM

That is absolutely hilarious.
"Different Strokes, For Different Folks." Never really new the meaning of that saying until Now.

Magix 08-04-2006 12:32 AM

Omg Lol :))

shack 08-04-2006 12:37 AM

HAH! Now that's funny :)

Love Sex 08-04-2006 12:41 AM

i wonder what site it was

Scott McD 08-04-2006 02:18 AM

'mask and snorkel' :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

gooddomains 08-04-2006 02:23 AM

that makes me horny

blood_burn 08-04-2006 03:02 PM

you have a nice gf dude!:1orglaugh

mikeyddddd 08-04-2006 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dunefield
Busted?

For what?

Crynos 08-04-2006 03:07 PM

Mask and snorkel?

fetishblog 08-04-2006 03:12 PM

Haha, classic craigslist post! :)

Pimpin_J 08-04-2006 03:14 PM

lool fucking freaks! :)

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-04-2006 03:19 PM

so im not the only one who pulls the pud with a mask and snorkle on?

TexasDreams 08-04-2006 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd
For what?

Busted for not wearing the proper flippers while stroking it while wearing a mask and snorkel. Geez, don't you know proper masturbation etiquette?!?!?!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dvae 08-04-2006 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold
We just don't know what's inside a woman's mind... :helpme

Say no more..
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Skillz Unlimited 08-04-2006 03:40 PM

That was originaly a post on craigs list.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

mikeyddddd 08-04-2006 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams
Busted for not wearing the proper flippers while stroking it while wearing a mask and snorkel. Geez, don't you know proper masturbation etiquette?!?!?!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sorry. I'm such a noob.

digifan 08-04-2006 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
so im not the only one who pulls the pud with a mask and snorkle on?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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