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m0307 · 08-04-2006, 09:50 PM

According to the Re/Search Guide to Bodily Fluids (Paul Spinard, 1994), the average man produces about 3.5 mL of semen per ejaculation whose nutritional value is:

less than 1 calorie
150 mg. protien
11 mg. carbohydrates
6 mg. fat.
3 mg. cholesterol
7% US RDA potassium
3% US RDA copper
3% US RDA zinc
300 million spermatoza
(Someday men will have to have all this tattooed to the side of their hip, like a can of Coke or a box of Wheaties.)

It looks healthy enough per serving size, but when compared to breast milk (which has about 170 calories per cup), semen has about 40% more calories (about 230 calories per cup). High levels of fructose (fruit sugar!) is normal in the semen and this sugar comes almost entirely from the seminal vesicles.

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More Fun Sperm Facts

For the "average" man, the ejaculate contains over 80 million sperm. In addition to the little wiggly things, semen contains (taken from several web sites):
water
ascorbic acid (vitamin C)
blood-group antigens
calcium (yes, just like milk!)
chlorine (add your own little contribution to cleanliness!)
cholesterol (Is this the "bad cholesterol" or "good cholesterol"?)
citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid, fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium (what do you know, these are good for fertilization too!)
prostaglandins (fatty acids that, while not a hormone, perform hormone-like functions)
purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid
sodium (good to have, especially if you've been sweating a lot)
sorbitol, spermidine, spermine
vitamin B12 and zinc (you would think it's a multivitamin)

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Random Sperm Facts
Average volume of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 18 quarts
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Its muscle drives nature's only known rotary-joint. The tail SCREWS, not whips. (no pun)
Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Average duration of orgasm: 4 seconds
Average number of sperm cells in the ejaculate of a healthy man: 200 to 600 million
Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches
Sperm lifespan: 2.5 months from development to ejaculation

BIGTYMER · 08-04-2006, 09:59 PM

Good to know.

fuzzylogic · 08-04-2006, 10:04 PM

"Average number of sperm cells in the ejaculate of a healthy man: 200 to 600 million"

doesn't sound like an average to me :/

but nice to know. thx for sharing!

Spunky · 08-04-2006, 10:13 PM

Interesting to say the least

biftek · 08-04-2006, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzzylogic

"Average number of sperm cells in the ejaculate of a healthy man: 200 to 600 million"

doesn't sound like an average to me :/

but nice to know. thx for sharing!

i guess someone lost count

LiveDose · 08-04-2006, 11:18 PM

That should definitely help with the 'swallowing' incentive...

WWC-Pajio · 08-04-2006, 11:22 PM

...interesting facts!! :D

fetishblog · 08-04-2006, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by LiveDose

That should definitely help with the 'swallowing' incentive...

What incentive? My woman swallows without question. She knows her place.

Godsmack · 08-05-2006, 01:00 AM

all woman should try the Sperm diet.. it really works..

MikesTraffic · 08-05-2006, 01:06 AM

looks like boyalleys diet is healthy

BruceM · 08-05-2006, 01:09 AM

Godsmack · 08-05-2006, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by MikesTraffic

looks like boyalleys diet is healthy

Yeah, i bet there isnt one ounce of fat on BoyAlleys body :-)

Wiggles · 08-05-2006, 02:53 AM

go protein, come on ladies, proteins shots all around

Godsmack · 08-05-2006, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Wiggles

go protein, come on ladies, proteins shots all around

Yes, and it's FREE!

m0307 · 08-05-2006, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godsmack

Yes, and it's FREE!

beta-tester · 08-05-2006, 04:02 AM

Nice facts

I didn't know sperm is such a healthy

xNetworx · 08-05-2006, 04:20 AM

When geezers cum, does dust shoot out? or a powdery substance?

godisdead · 08-05-2006, 04:29 AM

That's a brilliant idea: Selling sperm as a fitness drink! You'd have production facilities where guys could go and jerk off to great porn for free if only you can keep the sperm. Then you put it into little bottles, maybe even have certain flavors. Vanilla, chocolate or banana.

I mean, there are people out there drinking their own urine, because they believe it's healthy.

Godsmack · 08-05-2006, 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by godisdead

That's a brilliant idea: Selling sperm as a fitness drink! You'd have production facilities where guys could go and jerk off to great porn for free if only you can keep the sperm. Then you put it into little bottles, maybe even have certain flavors. Vanilla, chocolate or banana.

I mean, there are people out there drinking their own urine, because they believe it's healthy.

OMG, YOU ARE SICK!!

Egomancer · 08-05-2006, 06:37 AM

k,

nice to know all these...

Egomancer

woj · 08-05-2006, 06:51 AM

interesting

BARDIOC · 08-05-2006, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by godisdead

I mean, there are people out there drinking their own urine, because they believe it's healthy.

It is, actually. Urine is not a waste product. Did you know that urine is so sterile & anti-septic that it is often used in emergencies during wars to sterilise medical instruments before surgery, clean wounds, and keep intestines from drying out in stomach wounds? The main ingredient, urea, is the main component in many skincare products. (These days many use artificial urea for economic reasons) Pissing in the shower keeps your feet healthy as well, as it prevents athlete's foot.

wdsguy · 08-05-2006, 09:36 AM

I've ejaculated alot more than avg

xxxfeetxxx · 08-05-2006, 09:57 AM

Another interesting fact is that half the sperm are lady sperm and the other half gentleman sperm.

MyNameIsNobody · 08-05-2006, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BARDIOC

It is, actually. Urine is not a waste product. Did you know that urine is so sterile & anti-septic that it is often used in emergencies during wars to sterilise medical instruments before surgery, clean wounds, and keep intestines from drying out in stomach wounds? The main ingredient, urea, is the main component in many skincare products. (These days many use artificial urea for economic reasons) Pissing in the shower keeps your feet healthy as well, as it prevents athlete's foot.

urin is NOT sterile! have you ever heard of ppl getting sick because restaurant workers don't clean their hands after taking a piss?

Vitasoy · 08-05-2006, 11:30 AM

This should be taught in sex ed

pornsearcher · 08-05-2006, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BARDIOC

It is, actually. Urine is not a waste product. Did you know that urine is so sterile & anti-septic that it is often used in emergencies during wars to sterilise medical instruments before surgery, clean wounds, and keep intestines from drying out in stomach wounds? The main ingredient, urea, is the main component in many skincare products. (These days many use artificial urea for economic reasons) Pissing in the shower keeps your feet healthy as well, as it prevents athlete's foot.

really?

Shankz · 08-05-2006, 11:42 AM

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Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

That must be the pre internet porn number.

testpie · 08-05-2006, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by m0307

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average duration of orgasm: 4 seconds

Basic maths time...
7200 x 4 = 28800 seconds = 480 minutes = 8 hours of orgam in a lifetime.

Not many hours for me to look forward to then...

KrisKross · 08-05-2006, 12:56 PM

Once a day for 20 years straight... that's a lot of wanking.

blood_burn · 08-05-2006, 01:06 PM

cool! nice to know.lol

bvds · 08-05-2006, 01:47 PM

and they say you are what you eat..or drink I guess

notabook · 08-05-2006, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyNameIsNobody

urin is NOT sterile! have you ever heard of ppl getting sick because restaurant workers don't clean their hands after taking a piss?

Uh? no, urine is actually sterile. They want you washing your hands mainly for those who take shits as feces is what causes most health related incidents at restaurants. Human urine is almost always sterile, though if you do have a kidney or urinary tract infection urine will contain some bacteria in it. I wouldn't advise drinking it regardless

godisdead · 08-05-2006, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Godsmack

OMG, YOU ARE SICK!!

Come on. Compare this proposal to some other threads and then evaluate it again.

Barefootsies · 08-05-2006, 11:41 PM

gooddomains · 08-05-2006, 11:49 PM

some good info

Dagwolf · 08-05-2006, 11:49 PM

Sperm is an antidepressant. Women who engage in unprotected sex on a regular basis are happier....
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn2457.html

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