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m0307 08-04-2006 09:50 PM

Some pretty interesting sperm facts.
 
According to the Re/Search Guide to Bodily Fluids (Paul Spinard, 1994), the average man produces about 3.5 mL of semen per ejaculation whose nutritional value is:

less than 1 calorie
150 mg. protien
11 mg. carbohydrates
6 mg. fat.
3 mg. cholesterol
7% US RDA potassium
3% US RDA copper
3% US RDA zinc
300 million spermatoza
(Someday men will have to have all this tattooed to the side of their hip, like a can of Coke or a box of Wheaties.)

It looks healthy enough per serving size, but when compared to breast milk (which has about 170 calories per cup), semen has about 40% more calories (about 230 calories per cup). High levels of fructose (fruit sugar!) is normal in the semen and this sugar comes almost entirely from the seminal vesicles.


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More Fun Sperm Facts

For the "average" man, the ejaculate contains over 80 million sperm. In addition to the little wiggly things, semen contains (taken from several web sites):
water
ascorbic acid (vitamin C)
blood-group antigens
calcium (yes, just like milk!)
chlorine (add your own little contribution to cleanliness!)
cholesterol (Is this the "bad cholesterol" or "good cholesterol"?)
citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid, fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium (what do you know, these are good for fertilization too!)
prostaglandins (fatty acids that, while not a hormone, perform hormone-like functions)
purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid
sodium (good to have, especially if you've been sweating a lot)
sorbitol, spermidine, spermine
vitamin B12 and zinc (you would think it's a multivitamin)

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Random Sperm Facts
Average volume of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 18 quarts
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Its muscle drives nature's only known rotary-joint. The tail SCREWS, not whips. (no pun)
Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Average duration of orgasm: 4 seconds
Average number of sperm cells in the ejaculate of a healthy man: 200 to 600 million
Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches
Sperm lifespan: 2.5 months from development to ejaculation

BIGTYMER 08-04-2006 09:59 PM

Good to know. :)

fuzzylogic 08-04-2006 10:04 PM

"Average number of sperm cells in the ejaculate of a healthy man: 200 to 600 million"

doesn't sound like an average to me :/

but nice to know. thx for sharing!

Spunky 08-04-2006 10:13 PM

Interesting to say the least

biftek 08-04-2006 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzylogic
"Average number of sperm cells in the ejaculate of a healthy man: 200 to 600 million"

doesn't sound like an average to me :/

but nice to know. thx for sharing!


i guess someone lost count

LiveDose 08-04-2006 11:18 PM

That should definitely help with the 'swallowing' incentive...

WWC-Pajio 08-04-2006 11:22 PM

...interesting facts!! :D

fetishblog 08-04-2006 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose
That should definitely help with the 'swallowing' incentive...

What incentive? My woman swallows without question. She knows her place. :)

Godsmack 08-05-2006 01:00 AM

all woman should try the Sperm diet.. it really works..

MikesTraffic 08-05-2006 01:06 AM

looks like boyalleys diet is healthy

BruceM 08-05-2006 01:09 AM

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:)

Godsmack 08-05-2006 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikesTraffic
looks like boyalleys diet is healthy

Yeah, i bet there isnt one ounce of fat on BoyAlleys body :-)

Wiggles 08-05-2006 02:53 AM

go protein, come on ladies, proteins shots all around :)

Godsmack 08-05-2006 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiggles
go protein, come on ladies, proteins shots all around :)

Yes, and it's FREE!

m0307 08-05-2006 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godsmack
Yes, and it's FREE!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

beta-tester 08-05-2006 04:02 AM

Nice facts :) I didn't know sperm is such a healthy :)

xNetworx 08-05-2006 04:20 AM

When geezers cum, does dust shoot out? or a powdery substance?

godisdead 08-05-2006 04:29 AM

That's a brilliant idea: Selling sperm as a fitness drink! You'd have production facilities where guys could go and jerk off to great porn for free if only you can keep the sperm. Then you put it into little bottles, maybe even have certain flavors. Vanilla, chocolate or banana. :pimp

I mean, there are people out there drinking their own urine, because they believe it's healthy. :Oh crap

Godsmack 08-05-2006 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by godisdead
That's a brilliant idea: Selling sperm as a fitness drink! You'd have production facilities where guys could go and jerk off to great porn for free if only you can keep the sperm. Then you put it into little bottles, maybe even have certain flavors. Vanilla, chocolate or banana. :pimp

I mean, there are people out there drinking their own urine, because they believe it's healthy. :Oh crap

OMG, YOU ARE SICK!!





:thumbsup

Egomancer 08-05-2006 06:37 AM

k,

nice to know all these...

Egomancer

woj 08-05-2006 06:51 AM

interesting :thumbsup

BARDIOC 08-05-2006 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by godisdead
I mean, there are people out there drinking their own urine, because they believe it's healthy. :Oh crap

It is, actually. Urine is not a waste product. Did you know that urine is so sterile & anti-septic that it is often used in emergencies during wars to sterilise medical instruments before surgery, clean wounds, and keep intestines from drying out in stomach wounds? The main ingredient, urea, is the main component in many skincare products. (These days many use artificial urea for economic reasons) Pissing in the shower keeps your feet healthy as well, as it prevents athlete's foot. :thumbsup

wdsguy 08-05-2006 09:36 AM

I've ejaculated alot more than avg

xxxfeetxxx 08-05-2006 09:57 AM

Another interesting fact is that half the sperm are lady sperm and the other half gentleman sperm.

MyNameIsNobody 08-05-2006 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BARDIOC
It is, actually. Urine is not a waste product. Did you know that urine is so sterile & anti-septic that it is often used in emergencies during wars to sterilise medical instruments before surgery, clean wounds, and keep intestines from drying out in stomach wounds? The main ingredient, urea, is the main component in many skincare products. (These days many use artificial urea for economic reasons) Pissing in the shower keeps your feet healthy as well, as it prevents athlete's foot. :thumbsup

urin is NOT sterile! have you ever heard of ppl getting sick because restaurant workers don't clean their hands after taking a piss? :disgust

Vitasoy 08-05-2006 11:30 AM

This should be taught in sex ed

pornsearcher 08-05-2006 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BARDIOC
It is, actually. Urine is not a waste product. Did you know that urine is so sterile & anti-septic that it is often used in emergencies during wars to sterilise medical instruments before surgery, clean wounds, and keep intestines from drying out in stomach wounds? The main ingredient, urea, is the main component in many skincare products. (These days many use artificial urea for economic reasons) Pissing in the shower keeps your feet healthy as well, as it prevents athlete's foot. :thumbsup

really?:winkwink:

Shankz 08-05-2006 11:42 AM

Quote:

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
That must be the pre internet porn number.

testpie 08-05-2006 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m0307
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average duration of orgasm: 4 seconds

Basic maths time...
7200 x 4 = 28800 seconds = 480 minutes = 8 hours of orgam in a lifetime.

Not many hours for me to look forward to then...

KrisKross 08-05-2006 12:56 PM

Once a day for 20 years straight... that's a lot of wanking.

blood_burn 08-05-2006 01:06 PM

cool! nice to know.lol :thumbsup

bvds 08-05-2006 01:47 PM

and they say you are what you eat..or drink I guess :1orglaugh

notabook 08-05-2006 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyNameIsNobody
urin is NOT sterile! have you ever heard of ppl getting sick because restaurant workers don't clean their hands after taking a piss? :disgust

Uh? no, urine is actually sterile. They want you washing your hands mainly for those who take shits as feces is what causes most health related incidents at restaurants. Human urine is almost always sterile, though if you do have a kidney or urinary tract infection urine will contain some bacteria in it. I wouldn't advise drinking it regardless :thumbsup

godisdead 08-05-2006 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godsmack
OMG, YOU ARE SICK!!





:thumbsup

Come on. Compare this proposal to some other threads and then evaluate it again. :winkwink:

Barefootsies 08-05-2006 11:41 PM



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gooddomains 08-05-2006 11:49 PM

some good info

Dagwolf 08-05-2006 11:49 PM

Sperm is an antidepressant. Women who engage in unprotected sex on a regular basis are happier....
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn2457.html


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