And this mini ATV, $$$ and more from Paymonde can be yours...(plus party info) - GoFuckYourself.com

The Adult Broker · 07-31-2006, 04:18 PM

Paymonde is offering some fun with the giveaway of a mini ATV 4 wheeler vehicle. The ATV, which is recommended for off road only
-has 49cc 2 stroke ,
-Centrifugal clutch ,
-Thumb throttle,
-Chain driven,
-Pneumatic OFF ROAD KNOBBY tires,
-Front & rear shocks
-and makes for some great picture taking.
-It measures 42? length x 24? width x 20? height.

How to win this toy? Just stop by the Paymonde booth, #607 during Internext-Florida and enter to win.

It?s that easy. Winner will be drawn at 2:30pm on Saturday, August 5th, at the Paymonde booth.

Paymonde will even ship the ATV toy to the winner?s destination.

Winner MUST be present at the Paymonde booth to win or they forfeit and another persons name will be drawn.

In addition to giving away a mini ATV,

Paymonde is also giving away 5 Funds2Go cards with $50 (Canadian) on each of them.

The cards will be given away at Cabana18.com over the show?s broadcast which is sponsored by SmashBucks, Cams.com, and OC3Networks. And hosted by Derek from Mr.Skin .

The listening/viewing/chatting audience of the live broadcast will win $50 Funds2Go cards from Paymonde when they are the first to answer certain trivia questions.

Paymonde is also sponsoring the GayVN festivities at Internext as well!

And finally, Paymonde is sponsoring the 2Much.net Yacht Party during Internext. The top deck is compliments of Paymonde. Enjoy drinks, food and more!

WHEW! OK, now a bit about the Paymonde company...

About Paymonde:

Paymonde is a premier processing agency which offers the following suite of services:
Credit Card Processing--PayMonde® combines affordability, security and reliability in providing the ideal billing solution for your business. Membership System?The comprehensive membership system gives you full control over those joining your site. Customize memberships-- advanced reporting tools provides you with up-to-date information on new customers. Shopping Cart System?carts are suitable to your needs. Funds2Go Debit Card PayMonde® offers a unique method to send and receive money. Send money to multiple parties around the world for rock-bottom prices, in a matter of minutes! Affiliate Program-- it is easy to network with other merchants. Track sales with our advanced reporting and watch your revenues skyrocket! There are no sign-up, monthly or renewal fees with us; you are you only charged for the business you put through.Rates start at 5.5%, and includes free technical support. Contact: [email protected] or [email protected]
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Pleasurepays · 07-31-2006, 04:20 PM

that has to be the most useless prize ever.

JFK · 07-31-2006, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

that has to be the most useless prize ever.

Dont look a gift horse in the mouth

see you guys at the cabanas

maja · 07-31-2006, 04:32 PM

I could definately use that ATV around my lake house for sure, so I'm in!

Doctor Dre · 07-31-2006, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

that has to be the most useless prize ever.

Tons of people have childrens...

chupachups · 07-31-2006, 04:37 PM

Tip: fix the links

The Adult Broker · 07-31-2006, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

that has to be the most useless prize ever.

as useless as your sig?

You sound like you are having an ungrateful day.

Mini ATV's are fun and I never turn my nose up at money, $50 or even $5.

It's supposed to be light and fun.

And as I am sure your girlfriend would tell you, if you had one,

"it's ok honey, bigger isn't always better honey"

and while you are contemplating exactly what that means, you are free to ramp up the giveaways anytime you want and open that big fat wallet of yours and pull out a trip around the world.

Oh and hears an fyi for you...Companies don't owe you any gifts. If they choose to put out some giveaways, then they can do whatever they want.

If you don't like it, leave

JFK · 07-31-2006, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by The Adult Broker

as useless as your sig?

You sound like you are having an ungrateful day.

Mini ATV's are fun and I never turn my nose up at money, $50 or even $5.

It's supposed to be light and fun.

And as I am sure your girlfriend would tell you, if you had one,

"it's ok honey, bigger isn't always better honey"

and while you are contemplating exactly what that means, you are free to ramp up the giveaways anytime you want and open that big fat wallet of yours and pull out a trip around the world.

Oh and hears an fyi for you...Companies don't owe you any gifts. If they choose to put out some giveaways, then they can do whatever they want.

If you don't like it, leave

You Da Man Lori

The Adult Broker · 08-01-2006, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

You Da Man Lori

oops, did I say that?

Pleasurepays · 08-01-2006, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Adult Broker

as useless as your sig?

You sound like you are having an ungrateful day.

Mini ATV's are fun and I never turn my nose up at money, $50 or even $5.

It's supposed to be light and fun.

And as I am sure your girlfriend would tell you, if you had one,

"it's ok honey, bigger isn't always better honey"

and while you are contemplating exactly what that means, you are free to ramp up the giveaways anytime you want and open that big fat wallet of yours and pull out a trip around the world.

Oh and hears an fyi for you...Companies don't owe you any gifts. If they choose to put out some giveaways, then they can do whatever they want.

If you don't like it, leave

i was commenting on a promotional idea that makes little sense... obviously i wasn't the only one who thought so... just the only one who said it... 8 replies including yours and mine and those of the universal asskisser.

me = 1
you = 0

case closed.

The Adult Broker · 08-01-2006, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

i was commenting on a promotional idea that makes little sense... obviously i wasn't the only one who thought so... just the only one who said it... 8 replies including yours and mine and those of the universal asskisser.

me = 1
you = 0

case closed.

and you are a mind reader as well. Very interesting.

Who said this was the end all be all promotion? It's a fun giveaway, if you don't think it's fun, like I said, leave.

You said what you had to say. Now my other client is giving away Star Wars LightSabers, you may also think it's little sense, but hundreds of other guys in this industry are hitting me up for them.

To each his own. "Case Closed"

Pleasurepays · 08-01-2006, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by The Adult Broker

and you are a mind reader as well. Very interesting.

Who said this was the end all be all promotion? It's a fun giveaway, if you don't think it's fun, like I said, leave.

You said what you had to say. Now my other client is giving away Star Wars LightSabers, you may also think it's little sense, but hundreds of other guys in this industry are hitting me up for them.

To each his own. "Case Closed"

are you the brain child that dreams this stuff up to promote a company thats only going to fight an uphill battle right up until it silently fades away leaving nothing on this earth but debt and a trail of threads like "paymonde is not answering thier phones anymore... did anyone else get paid?"

its a great marketing idea. i am sure all the webmasters that don't live in a city, live on a farm in the middle of nowhere and have kids, who all also happen to think its important enough during an important industry networking event to be on standby at the paymonde booth, just to find out if they won something they can't use, will love it. sounds well thought out to me!

Ben.Z · 08-01-2006, 01:00 PM

Great promo Lori!

I'll be sure to drop by your booth.

The Adult Broker · 08-01-2006, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

are you the brain child that dreams this stuff up to promote a company thats only going to fight an uphill battle right up until it silently fades away leaving nothing on this earth but debt and a trail of threads like "paymonde is not answering thier phones anymore... did anyone else get paid?"

its a great marketing idea. i am sure all the webmasters that don't live in a city, live on a farm in the middle of nowhere and have kids, who all also happen to think its important enough during an important industry networking event to be on standby at the paymonde booth, just to find out if they won something they can't use, will love it. sounds well thought out to me!

I said case closed. still is

JFK · 08-01-2006, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

are you the brain child that dreams this stuff up to promote a company thats only going to fight an uphill battle right up until it silently fades away leaving nothing on this earth but debt and a trail of threads like "paymonde is not answering thier phones anymore... did anyone else get paid?"

its a great marketing idea. i am sure all the webmasters that don't live in a city, live on a farm in the middle of nowhere and have kids, who all also happen to think its important enough during an important industry networking event to be on standby at the paymonde booth, just to find out if they won something they can't use, will love it. sounds well thought out to me!

Very positive response, I hope when you come up with a promo idea for your product, you will get the same response you have just given in this thread

The Adult Broker · 08-01-2006, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

Very positive response, I hope when you come up with a promo idea for your product, you will get the same response you have just given in this thread

thanks Fubar, I had lots to say, but since the case is closed, I will just visualize the winner of the mini atv toy running over his head, or if his head is too big, which it is, then they can run over his toes, back and forth, back and forth.

oh, did I say that out loud?

JFK · 08-01-2006, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by The Adult Broker

thanks Fubar, I had lots to say, but since the case is closed, I will just visualize the winner of the mini atv toy running over his head, or if his head is too big, which it is, then they can run over his toes, back and forth, back and forth.

oh, did I say that out loud?

sorry I didnt hear that, what was that again?

Jace · 08-01-2006, 08:06 PM

interesting prize, but why not limit it to paymonde clients? *hint hint* haha

and not only at internext? *hint hint* hehe

sniperwolf · 08-01-2006, 08:07 PM

Awesome, ride and really cool offers!..

08-01-2006, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Tons of people have childrens...

That's who usually gets screwed by these pieces of junk. I bought a Chinese-made go-cart for my son and it was nothing but trouble. Had to be returned to the dealer for a refund, after 6 months of trying to get it repaired to where it would function properly. (i.e. so my 12 year old son didn't have to use ignition spray to get it started and risk blowing his face or hands off). The dealer literally had to quit selling the whole line, which included mini-bikes and ATVs as well. There is not a single quality ATV that comes from China.

If you want to do a decent contest, then offer a quad from an established company, (Honda, Suzuki, Yamaha, Polaris, etc.) 90 cc or whatever their smallest size is. All you are giving away here is a headache.

For some reason the Chinese atv's just haven't blossomed yet. Partially due to a non-existant dealer network (almost impossible to get repairs/parts), and partially due to them being made poorly. (which is why they are so much cheaper than your standard ATV)

Pleasurepays · 08-01-2006, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

Very positive response, I hope when you come up with a promo idea for your product, you will get the same response you have just given in this thread

since you have to kiss almost single persons ass in this biz... i give you a pass on anything you say. i understand that you can't step on anyones toes and its just biz.

and when i am ready to launch a new billing company (which this industry needs about as much as we all need genital herpes), i will PM you right away to announce the prize. I am imagining something equally practical, useful and appealing.... like 300 live chickens.

Evil Doer · 08-01-2006, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

since you have to kiss almost single persons ass in this biz... i give you a pass on anything you say. i understand that you can't step on anyones toes and its just biz.

and when i am ready to launch a new billing company (which this industry needs about as much as we all need genital herpes), i will PM you right away to announce the prize. I am imagining something equally practical, useful and appealing.... like 300 live chickens.

08-01-2006, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick

I bought a Chinese-made go-cart for my son and it was nothing but trouble.

BTW, wasn't trying to be an asshole. Nice contest and all. Just warning you of the problems associated with these Chinese-made ATVs. (well documented, not just me trying to be a prick)

The Adult Broker · 08-01-2006, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick

BTW, wasn't trying to be an asshole. Nice contest and all. Just warning you of the problems associated with these Chinese-made ATVs. (well documented, not just me trying to be a prick)

no worries at all thanks for that. Your BTW goes a long way in my book.

I have done so many prizes over the years, try about almost 15 years, from thousands of dollars, to trips to stress toys and everything in between.

Never in all my years of marketing and especially in this industry have I encountered a person like PleasurePays and his 300 chickens.

It's sad actually.

And Jace, you have a good point, we discussed just for Paymonde clients and not just at show. I think they are talking about a Paymonde client only contest when we return from the show. PleasurePays need not enter.

Pleasurepays · 08-01-2006, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by The Adult Broker

no worries at all thanks for that. Your BTW goes a long way in my book.

PleasurePays need not enter.

haha... i'd like to enter but i'll be busy searching out other businesses who are entering a market where the failure rate is over 90% and everyone has been burned by, to give my money too. A fact of course, which i will promptly forget as they woooo me with great prizes like The Simple Life season 3 on DVD, a bag of tarantulas and viles of small pox.

Timon · 08-02-2006, 02:18 AM

I remember proggies giving away Dodge Vipers and Mercedes SL600's.....

WTF happened to the industry??

JFK · 08-02-2006, 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

since you have to kiss almost single persons ass in this biz... i give you a pass on anything you say. i understand that you can't step on anyones toes and its just biz.

and when i am ready to launch a new billing company (which this industry needs about as much as we all need genital herpes), i will PM you right away to announce the prize. I am imagining something equally practical, useful and appealing.... like 300 live chickens.

Its NOT about asskissing, its about Business. I am here for business and business is GREAT.

Does it really bug you that I get along with most people? What are you here for??? and thanks for the pass....................

The Adult Broker · 08-02-2006, 05:33 AM

I'm wondering why PP keeps coming back to this thread if he thinks so low of all of us and what was intended to be a fun thing. i guess he has nothing else to do.

Satan · 08-02-2006, 05:41 AM

50 canadian? thats like 5 bucks american ;) j/k but it used to be

Czech · 08-02-2006, 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Adult Broker

Paymonde is offering some fun with the giveaway of a mini ATV 4 wheeler vehicle. The ATV, which is recommended for off road only
-has 49cc 2 stroke ,
-Centrifugal clutch ,
-Thumb throttle,
-Chain driven,
-Pneumatic OFF ROAD KNOBBY tires,
-Front & rear shocks
-and makes for some great picture taking.
-It measures 42? length x 24? width x 20? height.

How to win this toy? Just stop by the Paymonde booth, #607 during Internext-Florida and enter to win.

It?s that easy. Winner will be drawn at 2:30pm on Saturday, August 5th, at the Paymonde booth.

Paymonde will even ship the ATV toy to the winner?s destination.

Winner MUST be present at the Paymonde booth to win or they forfeit and another persons name will be drawn.

In addition to giving away a mini ATV,

Paymonde is also giving away 5 Funds2Go cards with $50 (Canadian) on each of them.

The cards will be given away at Cabana18.com over the show?s broadcast which is sponsored by SmashBucks, Cams.com, and OC3Networks. And hosted by Derek from Mr.Skin .

The listening/viewing/chatting audience of the live broadcast will win $50 Funds2Go cards from Paymonde when they are the first to answer certain trivia questions.

Paymonde is also sponsoring the GayVN festivities at Internext as well!

And finally, Paymonde is sponsoring the 2Much.net Yacht Party during Internext. The top deck is compliments of Paymonde. Enjoy drinks, food and more!

WHEW! OK, now a bit about the Paymonde company...

About Paymonde:

Paymonde is a premier processing agency which offers the following suite of services:
Credit Card Processing--PayMonde® combines affordability, security and reliability in providing the ideal billing solution for your business. Membership System?The comprehensive membership system gives you full control over those joining your site. Customize memberships-- advanced reporting tools provides you with up-to-date information on new customers. Shopping Cart System?carts are suitable to your needs. Funds2Go Debit Card PayMonde® offers a unique method to send and receive money. Send money to multiple parties around the world for rock-bottom prices, in a matter of minutes! Affiliate Program-- it is easy to network with other merchants. Track sales with our advanced reporting and watch your revenues skyrocket! There are no sign-up, monthly or renewal fees with us; you are you only charged for the business you put through.Rates start at 5.5%, and includes free technical support. Contact: [email protected] or [email protected]
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Great Promo guys!

I have one question...you said you will deliver it for free! If I win will you deliver it to Europe

Better still just give me the money

www.6-chats-money.com

The Adult Broker · 08-02-2006, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobMax

Great Promo guys!

I have one question...you said you will deliver it for free! If I win will you deliver it to Europe

Better still just give me the money

www.6-chats-money.com

I think they said they will pay equivalent to cross country or something but stop by the booth and ask them

superdio · 08-02-2006, 08:07 AM

lol, ihahaha180;m sure that i canhahaha180;t fit on that ATV.

The Adult Broker · 08-02-2006, 04:13 PM

oh did I bump that? ;)

07-31-2006, 04:18 PM	#1
The Adult Broker Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The World Posts: 5,265	And this mini ATV, $$$ and more from Paymonde can be yours...(plus party info) Paymonde is offering some fun with the giveaway of a mini ATV 4 wheeler vehicle. The ATV, which is recommended for off road only -has 49cc 2 stroke , -Centrifugal clutch , -Thumb throttle, -Chain driven, -Pneumatic OFF ROAD KNOBBY tires, -Front & rear shocks -and makes for some great picture taking. -It measures 42? length x 24? width x 20? height. How to win this toy? Just stop by the Paymonde booth, #607 during Internext-Florida and enter to win. It?s that easy. Winner will be drawn at 2:30pm on Saturday, August 5th, at the Paymonde booth. Paymonde will even ship the ATV toy to the winner?s destination. Winner MUST be present at the Paymonde booth to win or they forfeit and another persons name will be drawn. In addition to giving away a mini ATV, Paymonde is also giving away 5 Funds2Go cards with $50 (Canadian) on each of them. The cards will be given away at Cabana18.com over the show?s broadcast which is sponsored by SmashBucks, Cams.com, and OC3Networks. And hosted by Derek from Mr.Skin . The listening/viewing/chatting audience of the live broadcast will win $50 Funds2Go cards from Paymonde when they are the first to answer certain trivia questions. Paymonde is also sponsoring the GayVN festivities at Internext as well! And finally, Paymonde is sponsoring the 2Much.net Yacht Party during Internext. The top deck is compliments of Paymonde. Enjoy drinks, food and more! WHEW! OK, now a bit about the Paymonde company... About Paymonde: Paymonde is a premier processing agency which offers the following suite of services: Credit Card Processing--PayMonde® combines affordability, security and reliability in providing the ideal billing solution for your business. Membership System?The comprehensive membership system gives you full control over those joining your site. Customize memberships-- advanced reporting tools provides you with up-to-date information on new customers. Shopping Cart System?carts are suitable to your needs. Funds2Go Debit Card PayMonde® offers a unique method to send and receive money. Send money to multiple parties around the world for rock-bottom prices, in a matter of minutes! Affiliate Program-- it is easy to network with other merchants. Track sales with our advanced reporting and watch your revenues skyrocket! There are no sign-up, monthly or renewal fees with us; you are you only charged for the business you put through.Rates start at 5.5%, and includes free technical support. Contact: [email protected] or [email protected] ### __________________ Gamma Entertainment \| \| Camz \| Fleshbot\| TheMobileBroker AdultShowsOnly Lori Z., The Adult Broker \| theadultbroker.com \| [email protected] \| The Mobile Broker \| themobilebroker.com \| [email protected] \|-Adult's ONE stop MOBILE shop ICQ: 289567792

07-31-2006, 04:32 PM	#4
maja Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Dirty D is my human bong! Posts: 868	I could definately use that ATV around my lake house for sure, so I'm in! __________________ FETISH SITES PAYS ME WELL! DOES IT PAY YOU TOO? If you're in vancouver / westcoast stop by here! ~~~zombiegirl~~ I've made out with Dwreck, have you?

08-01-2006, 01:00 PM	#13
Ben.Z Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: CardReady.com Posts: 1,164	Great promo Lori! I'll be sure to drop by your booth. __________________ *Credit Card Processing for Adult Merchants* Contact me: Ben Z. (ben\|AT\|CardReady.com) ICQ_138827832 Toll Free: 1.888.398.6001 Ext.212

08-01-2006, 08:07 PM	#19
sniperwolf Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 17,743	Awesome, ride and really cool offers!.. __________________ ~Accepting design works~

08-02-2006, 05:33 AM	#28
The Adult Broker Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The World Posts: 5,265	I'm wondering why PP keeps coming back to this thread if he thinks so low of all of us and what was intended to be a fun thing. i guess he has nothing else to do. __________________ Gamma Entertainment \| \| Camz \| Fleshbot\| TheMobileBroker AdultShowsOnly Lori Z., The Adult Broker \| theadultbroker.com \| [email protected] \| The Mobile Broker \| themobilebroker.com \| [email protected] \|-Adult's ONE stop MOBILE shop ICQ: 289567792

07-31-2006, 04:20 PM	#2
Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	that has to be the most useless prize ever.

07-31-2006, 04:37 PM	#6
chupachups Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden/Spain you sum bitch! Posts: 6,576	Tip: fix the links __________________

08-01-2006, 08:06 PM	#18
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	interesting prize, but why not limit it to paymonde clients? hint hint haha and not only at internext? hint hint hehe

08-02-2006, 02:18 AM	#26
Timon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Mayflower HQ Posts: 213	I remember proggies giving away Dodge Vipers and Mercedes SL600's..... WTF happened to the industry??

08-02-2006, 05:41 AM	#29
Satan Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Hell Posts: 1,626	50 canadian? thats like 5 bucks american ;) j/k but it used to be __________________ WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

08-02-2006, 08:07 AM	#32
superdio Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: World Posts: 133	lol, ihahaha180;m sure that i canhahaha180;t fit on that ATV. __________________ - Benito

08-02-2006, 04:13 PM	#33
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