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Old 07-31-2006, 04:29 PM   #1
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Help us name JimTheFiend's sig...anything goes!!

Desperate times call for desperate measures...Jim needed a little help and we thought, what a great opportunity for him to humble himself. We need your help to come up with a good text link to add to his sig. If we use your text line, you get a $100 store credit at Fleshlight.com.

Here is an example text link (it will be font size 4):

"I'm a jackass fucktard but I know a good program when I see one..promote Fleshlight!"

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Old 07-31-2006, 04:31 PM   #2
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nothing feels better in my ass than a fleshlight dildo.
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Old 07-31-2006, 04:31 PM   #3
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Keep that shit to one line though, you douches.
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Old 07-31-2006, 04:32 PM   #4
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Old 07-31-2006, 04:32 PM   #5
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nothing feels better in my ass than a fleshlight dildo.
He (fleshlight dildo) would prefer to be called by his proper name "Mr. Limpy"...
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Old 07-31-2006, 04:32 PM   #6
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Old 07-31-2006, 04:34 PM   #7
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I would also like to say at this point that the money I am being paid for this is OBSCENE.

I only put up with it because well, the money was obscene and the Fleshlight is a fucking GOOD product. I also became privy to a fact or two today that will rock your ass when they are done.
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Old 07-31-2006, 04:35 PM   #8
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Old 07-31-2006, 04:36 PM   #9
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"Help Fleshlight Pay Off Ramos' Expense Account"
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Old 07-31-2006, 04:37 PM   #10
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Keep that shit to one line though, you douches.
ok

"I'm a jackass fucktard that loves to take it up the ass, but I know a good program when I see one..promote Fleshlight!"

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Old 07-31-2006, 04:37 PM   #11
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Old 07-31-2006, 04:37 PM   #12
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Old 07-31-2006, 04:39 PM   #13
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HOT DAYUM...this Fleshlight feels better than a sock filled with teriyaki sauce!
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Old 07-31-2006, 04:40 PM   #14
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"You'd be fiendish to not put your jim in a Fleshlight"

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Old 07-31-2006, 04:47 PM   #15
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Old 07-31-2006, 04:49 PM   #16
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"Fleshlight feels just like my cousin"
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Old 07-31-2006, 04:51 PM   #17
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Old 07-31-2006, 04:52 PM   #18
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"Fleshlight feels just like my cousin"


My cousin is no where NEAR as tight as my Fleshlight.
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Old 07-31-2006, 04:53 PM   #19
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Old 07-31-2006, 04:54 PM   #20
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Fiend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-31-2006, 04:55 PM   #21
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i admit it, i fuck it 3 times a day...
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Old 07-31-2006, 04:57 PM   #22
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Fleshlight.. the most advertised product on the net,, goodluck selling one.
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Old 07-31-2006, 05:01 PM   #23
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"Fleshlight feels just like my cousin"

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Old 07-31-2006, 05:13 PM   #24
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Old 07-31-2006, 05:14 PM   #25
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a day with out a fleshlight is like a day w/o a ramos thread. useless
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Old 07-31-2006, 05:17 PM   #26
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correction, now its ONE line

"I'm.a.jackass.fucktard.that.loves.to.take.it.up.t he.ass,.but.I.know.a.good.program.when.I.see.one.p romote.Fleshlight!"

damn that didnt work
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Old 07-31-2006, 05:19 PM   #27
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Old 07-31-2006, 05:20 PM   #28
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My cousin is no where NEAR as tight as my Fleshlight.
You wore him out already?
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Old 07-31-2006, 06:05 PM   #29
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Desperate times call for desperate measures...Jim needed a little help and we thought, what a great opportunity for him to humble himself. We need your help to come up with a good text link to add to his sig. If we use your text line, you get a $100 store credit at Fleshlight.com.

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"I'm a jackass fucktard but I know a good program when I see one..promote Fleshlight!"

Contest ends Tuesday August 1st at 6pm PST
I bought p1mpdogg a FLESHLIGHT, but he still uses me.

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Old 07-31-2006, 06:07 PM   #30
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Old 07-31-2006, 06:08 PM   #31
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Old 07-31-2006, 06:10 PM   #32
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I love my fleshlight, I just wish it was tighter....

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Old 07-31-2006, 06:12 PM   #33
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Old 07-31-2006, 06:15 PM   #34
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Mr Kris you got signowned bubba lol
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Old 07-31-2006, 06:18 PM   #35
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Old 07-31-2006, 06:20 PM   #37
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Old 07-31-2006, 06:22 PM   #38
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Ref ? what huh?
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Old 07-31-2006, 06:25 PM   #39
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Ahh here is a better one.

I will never be as good as StickyFingerz
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Old 07-31-2006, 06:37 PM   #41
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"I will still get rid of you. Watch me do it. In the meantime, FUCK A FLESHLIGHT!"
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Fleshlight: because sometimes goats bleed.
This is my favorite one so far
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Old 07-31-2006, 06:58 PM   #46
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Old 07-31-2006, 07:09 PM   #48
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My poop hole hurts so I got my dad a FLESHLIGHT

My boyfriend Dumped Me for a FLESHLIGHT

Better then pussy STD free! Pomote FLESHLIGHT

Me and my friends have Fleshlight Parties! Click Here You're Invited

I get off harder then raming a stick up my ass! Join Fleshlight

This product relly works money back guarantee if your not happy
with this product return it full of cum and we will return your money.
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Old 07-31-2006, 07:32 PM   #50
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oh it just gets better and better first fleshlight isnt counting clicked stats properly, then my conversions totally stop, my friend goes from making 600 bucks a month from you guys to barely 100, and now your buying jims sig? im pulling your links right now lmao
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