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CT 07-31-2006 04:29 PM

Help us name JimTheFiend's sig...anything goes!!
 
Desperate times call for desperate measures...Jim needed a little help and we thought, what a great opportunity for him to humble himself. We need your help to come up with a good text link to add to his sig. If we use your text line, you get a $100 store credit at Fleshlight.com.

Here is an example text link (it will be font size 4):

"I'm a jackass fucktard but I know a good program when I see one..promote Fleshlight!"

Contest ends Tuesday August 1st at 6pm PST

I'm a sig whore 07-31-2006 04:31 PM

nothing feels better in my ass than a fleshlight dildo.

jimthefiend 07-31-2006 04:31 PM

Keep that shit to one line though, you douches.

sicone 07-31-2006 04:32 PM

'Fleshlight... She'll never turn you down, even if you look and smell like me'

Aneros Josh 07-31-2006 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm a sig whore
nothing feels better in my ass than a fleshlight dildo.

He (fleshlight dildo) would prefer to be called by his proper name "Mr. Limpy"...:winkwink:

polish_aristocrat 07-31-2006 04:32 PM

I own 180 acres of land and a $25 chair - click here if you want to be pimpin like me !



:winkwink:

jimthefiend 07-31-2006 04:34 PM

I would also like to say at this point that the money I am being paid for this is OBSCENE.

I only put up with it because well, the money was obscene and the Fleshlight is a fucking GOOD product. I also became privy to a fact or two today that will rock your ass when they are done.

jimthefiend 07-31-2006 04:35 PM

See sig if your weener gets hard for $50 dollar joins. :thumbsup :thumbsup

pocketkangaroo 07-31-2006 04:36 PM

"Help Fleshlight Pay Off Ramos' Expense Account"

CT 07-31-2006 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
Keep that shit to one line though, you douches.

ok

"I'm a jackass fucktard that loves to take it up the ass, but I know a good program when I see one..promote Fleshlight!"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

gimo33 07-31-2006 04:37 PM

"I thought my Dick was useless until Fleshlight came" :)

jimthefiend 07-31-2006 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo
"Help Fleshlight Pay Off Ramos' Expense Account"





:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Juilan 07-31-2006 04:39 PM

HOT DAYUM...this Fleshlight feels better than a sock filled with teriyaki sauce!

testpie 07-31-2006 04:40 PM

"You'd be fiendish to not put your jim in a Fleshlight"

For you UK folks: that's right - i did go to "The Sun" school of journalism. :1orglaugh

Aneros Josh 07-31-2006 04:47 PM

keep 'em coming

pocketkangaroo 07-31-2006 04:49 PM

"Fleshlight feels just like my cousin"

Aneros Josh 07-31-2006 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo
"Fleshlight feels just like my cousin"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

jimthefiend 07-31-2006 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo
"Fleshlight feels just like my cousin"



My cousin is no where NEAR as tight as my Fleshlight. :(

brand0n 07-31-2006 04:53 PM

the closest thing that ive had to real pussy in 25 years

Juicy D. Links 07-31-2006 04:54 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Fiend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-31-2006 04:55 PM

i admit it, i fuck it 3 times a day...

spacedog 07-31-2006 04:57 PM

Fleshlight.. the most advertised product on the net,, goodluck selling one.

Fresh 07-31-2006 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo
"Fleshlight feels just like my cousin"


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Scroto 07-31-2006 05:13 PM

"fuck with me and i'll get you banned"

:thumbsup

brand0n 07-31-2006 05:14 PM

a day with out a fleshlight is like a day w/o a ramos thread. useless

madawgz 07-31-2006 05:17 PM

correction, now its ONE line :1orglaugh

"I'm.a.jackass.fucktard.that.loves.to.take.it.up.t he.ass,.but.I.know.a.good.program.when.I.see.one.p romote.Fleshlight!"

damn that didnt work :(

CamsLord 07-31-2006 05:19 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

JFK 07-31-2006 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
My cousin is no where NEAR as tight as my Fleshlight. :(

You wore him out already?:Oh crap

TexasDreams 07-31-2006 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT
Desperate times call for desperate measures...Jim needed a little help and we thought, what a great opportunity for him to humble himself. We need your help to come up with a good text link to add to his sig. If we use your text line, you get a $100 store credit at Fleshlight.com.

Here is an example text link (it will be font size 4):

"I'm a jackass fucktard but I know a good program when I see one..promote Fleshlight!"

Contest ends Tuesday August 1st at 6pm PST

I bought p1mpdogg a FLESHLIGHT, but he still uses me. :Oh crap

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Aneros Josh 07-31-2006 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams
I bought p1mpdogg a FLESHLIGHT, but he still uses me. :Oh crap

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh good shit

Scroto 07-31-2006 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams
I bought p1mpdogg a FLESHLIGHT, but he still uses me. :Oh crap

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ha good one there lmao

stickyfingerz 07-31-2006 06:10 PM

I love my fleshlight, I just wish it was tighter....

mrkris 07-31-2006 06:12 PM

Fleshlight: because sometimes goats bleed.

stickyfingerz 07-31-2006 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrkris
Fleshlight: because sometimes goats bleed.

Mr Kris you got signowned bubba lol

Scroto 07-31-2006 06:18 PM

"FACT: If you are not using fleshlight, you are a noob"

fris 07-31-2006 06:19 PM

http://www.execulink.com/~chrismccoy/sup.gif

Aneros Josh 07-31-2006 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

nice ref:thumbsup

stickyfingerz 07-31-2006 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FleshJosh
nice ref:thumbsup

Ref ? what huh? :upsidedow

BusterBunny 07-31-2006 06:25 PM

i could have you banned with both fleshlights tied into my ass

stickyfingerz 07-31-2006 06:27 PM

Ahh here is a better one.

I will never be as good as StickyFingerz :(

Scroto 07-31-2006 06:37 PM

"I will still get rid of you. Watch me do it. In the meantime, FUCK A FLESHLIGHT!"

stickyfingerz 07-31-2006 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scroto
"I will still get rid of you. Watch me do it. In the meantime, FUCK A FLESHLIGHT!"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

L-Pink 07-31-2006 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo
"Fleshlight feels just like my cousin"


"Fleshlight feels just like my female cousin "

selena 07-31-2006 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrkris
Fleshlight: because sometimes goats bleed.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Aneros Josh 07-31-2006 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrkris
Fleshlight: because sometimes goats bleed.

This is my favorite one so far:pimp :pimp

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-31-2006 06:58 PM

Get off my nuts and promote Fleshlights!

Nicky 07-31-2006 07:01 PM

They have fleshlight with goat beard now :thumbsup

s2kcord 07-31-2006 07:09 PM

My poop hole hurts so I got my dad a FLESHLIGHT

My boyfriend Dumped Me for a FLESHLIGHT

Better then pussy STD free! Pomote FLESHLIGHT

Me and my friends have Fleshlight Parties! Click Here You're Invited

I get off harder then raming a stick up my ass! Join Fleshlight

This product relly works money back guarantee if your not happy
with this product return it full of cum and we will return your money.
What do you got to lose?

dissipate 07-31-2006 07:23 PM

Where the fuck is my tranny fleshlight?

Kimo 07-31-2006 07:32 PM

oh it just gets better and better first fleshlight isnt counting clicked stats properly, then my conversions totally stop, my friend goes from making 600 bucks a month from you guys to barely 100, and now your buying jims sig? im pulling your links right now lmao


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