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Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 07-28-2006, 12:38 AM

1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.

2HousePlague · 07-28-2006, 12:40 AM

2hp

Kimo · 07-28-2006, 01:01 AM

oh shit, haha!

Doctor Dre · 07-28-2006, 01:04 AM

3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).

That's just normal ... every day is miserable for the search feature ;)

Michael O · 07-28-2006, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts

1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.

I only get 3 & 5 so I guess I am ok

OG LennyT · 07-28-2006, 01:05 AM

that would be cool if admin actually had control of the server's resources allocated to a certain usergroup

CaptainHowdy · 07-28-2006, 01:05 AM

I get a couple of those ...

!!

KrisKross · 07-28-2006, 08:28 AM

I'd go insane.

xclusive · 07-28-2006, 08:36 AM

I'm a good boy, I follow the rules

gooddomains · 07-28-2006, 09:36 AM

good info, read it myself on vbulletin.org

seeric · 07-28-2006, 09:37 AM

it means you're a jackass who can't play in the sandbox with other children without throwing toys and being an overall asshat.

MrIzzz · 07-28-2006, 09:38 AM

texasdreams touched me in a bad place once

joshll · 07-28-2006, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

it means you're a jackass who can't play in the sandbox with other children without throwing toys and being an overall asshat.

joshll · 07-28-2006, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

texasdreams touched me in a bad place once

WOOOOOO TexasDreams you naughy devil

pornguy · 07-28-2006, 09:42 AM

I get a couple of those. But I am no in counseling, so Im not so miserable any more.

CamsLord · 07-28-2006, 09:51 AM

i get most of those

07-28-2006, 12:38 AM	#1
Mr.Right - Banned For Life I guarantee it Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 18,314	Miserable Users Status Means..... 1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default). 2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default). 3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default). 4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default). 5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default). 6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default). 7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.

07-28-2006, 12:40 AM	#2
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07-28-2006, 01:01 AM	#3
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07-28-2006, 01:05 AM	#6
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07-28-2006, 08:28 AM	#8
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07-28-2006, 01:05 AM	#7
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07-28-2006, 08:36 AM	#9
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07-28-2006, 09:36 AM	#10
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07-28-2006, 09:37 AM	#11
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07-28-2006, 09:38 AM	#12
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07-28-2006, 09:42 AM	#15
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07-28-2006, 09:51 AM	#16
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