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Mr.Right - Banned For Life 07-28-2006 12:38 AM

Miserable Users Status Means.....
 
1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.

2HousePlague 07-28-2006 12:40 AM

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Kimo 07-28-2006 01:01 AM

oh shit, haha!

Doctor Dre 07-28-2006 01:04 AM

3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).

That's just normal ... every day is miserable for the search feature ;)

Michael O 07-28-2006 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts
1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.

I only get 3 & 5 so I guess I am ok :)

OG LennyT 07-28-2006 01:05 AM

that would be cool if admin actually had control of the server's resources allocated to a certain usergroup

CaptainHowdy 07-28-2006 01:05 AM

I get a couple of those ... :(!!

KrisKross 07-28-2006 08:28 AM

I'd go insane.

xclusive 07-28-2006 08:36 AM

I'm a good boy, I follow the rules:)

gooddomains 07-28-2006 09:36 AM

good info, read it myself on vbulletin.org

seeric 07-28-2006 09:37 AM

it means you're a jackass who can't play in the sandbox with other children without throwing toys and being an overall asshat.

MrIzzz 07-28-2006 09:38 AM

texasdreams touched me in a bad place once:helpme

joshll 07-28-2006 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
it means you're a jackass who can't play in the sandbox with other children without throwing toys and being an overall asshat.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

joshll 07-28-2006 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz
texasdreams touched me in a bad place once:helpme

WOOOOOO TexasDreams you naughy devil :winkwink:
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

pornguy 07-28-2006 09:42 AM

I get a couple of those. But I am no in counseling, so Im not so miserable any more.

CamsLord 07-28-2006 09:51 AM

i get most of those :(


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