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Old 07-25-2006, 11:17 PM   #1
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FUCKING READ THIS!!! Life In Socal!

San Diego, California... A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt,
he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition.

"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.

"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned," I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
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Old 07-25-2006, 11:21 PM   #2
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is this actually a true story?
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Old 07-25-2006, 11:23 PM   #3
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Ahahaha not bad as far as jokes at 2am go.
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Old 07-25-2006, 11:37 PM   #4
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Old 07-25-2006, 11:40 PM   #5
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Yes, and it was Santa Cluas in the trunk.
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Old 07-25-2006, 11:55 PM   #6
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Old 07-25-2006, 11:56 PM   #7
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San Diego, California... A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt,
he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition.

"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.

"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned," I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
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