I like these..

[Brujah]

Some excerpts from an email I received...

- Remember, half the people you know are below average.

- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

[Big_Red]

Originally Posted by Brujah

Some excerpts from an email I received...

- Remember, half the people you know are below average.

- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

eh they are ok.

[MaddCaz]

ummm okay??

[Brujah]

Like any?

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like... night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers
4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
14. How many of you believe in psychokinesis? Raise my hand.
15. OK ..... so what's the speed of dark?
16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates.... it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow..

[Scott McD]

Originally Posted by Brujah

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

Depends what it is they are below average at...

[Scott McD]

Originally Posted by Brujah

7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

[E$_manager]

i like this: - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
very well said.

[Fizzgig]

I want cheese.

[ProducerCashDave]

23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

[nAtuRaLbEautY]

Originally Posted by Brujah

- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

I like these, it's quite funny!!!
It will be the second mouse who will be lucky enough to get the cheese after the first mouse was caught in the trap.

[Kimo]

"I've labored long and hard for bread, glory, and riches, but too long upon my corns youve tread you fine haired sons of bitches"