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BusterBunny · 07-24-2006, 11:34 PM

tape yourself having sex with 50 women and show her the vid

Murderous · 07-25-2006, 12:00 AM

Kick her in the teeth... nicely.

phypon · 07-25-2006, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Murderous

Kick her in the teeth... nicely.

LOL!

That's fucked up...but very, very funny.

LiveDose · 07-25-2006, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

lets say I was getting bored and I wanted to let her go, but didnt want to hurt her, or atleast as little as possible when it comes to breaking up...

whats the best way?

im ready for new blood

I always did the old "it's not you, it's me". Seemed to work.

SmutGiant · 07-25-2006, 01:03 AM

I'd go with Donny's gay cam idea. And if you really want to win brownie points, ask her to set you up with her brother. No pun intended.

SleazyDream · 07-25-2006, 01:05 AM

undo the safty aspect of the bobby pin and she's gone like the wind

Murderous · 07-25-2006, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

undo the safty aspect of the bobby pin and she's gone like the wind

Are you talking about biting the drops of hardened plastic off the tips so she bleeds every time she sticks them in her hair?

Cause that is what I got out of that reply.

WiredGuy · 07-25-2006, 01:49 AM

Drop the Menage a trois line.
WG

Murderous · 07-25-2006, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Drop the Menage a trois line.
WG

That might still take weeks, or worse... it may gain her interest.

babsy · 07-25-2006, 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by AtlantisCash

i can't understand the western relationships.

It's pretty simple - any man who's capable of scoring with more than the one girl in his lifetime is going to have sex with as many as he can until he finds one he likes enough to settle down with. Why force a relationship if you know it's not what you're ultimately going to be happy with?

Nylz · 07-25-2006, 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Kristian

Lie in bed with her and jack off to scat dvds.

s9ann0 · 07-25-2006, 03:51 AM

tell her you are leaving the country and go on holiday for a few months

joshll · 07-25-2006, 03:57 AM

use the classic my friend:

"Look Hunny, i think you deserve alot better than me and i think that you can do alot better, i think we should take a break from each other for a while"

Works the treat, its a one night stand line i used to use. to make sure it stayed a one night stand.
do it in subway after a meatball marinee.

Lykos · 07-25-2006, 05:05 AM

ahh that was always the hardest for me

lol
tell her u r gay,lol

donross · 07-25-2006, 06:25 AM

tell her you're gay... and tell her that when you're having sex with her.. you fantasize with some hunk like brad pitt just to make your p*nis hard...

DEA - banned for life · 07-25-2006, 06:30 AM

dump hjer nicely....stop calling

LadyMischief · 07-25-2006, 06:32 AM

Tell her that although you have enjoyed your time together, you have come to realize that you are not truly in love with her... And that it is unfair if you to keep her caged like a bird when you can never truly give her what she deserves, someone to love and worship and adore her. Tell her that it hurts you because you care and you don't want to hurt her, but that you think it's fair she has the chance to pursue true happiness.

Mr. Blue · 07-25-2006, 06:48 AM

No easy way to do it and I've never had a good breakup...it almost always goes to hell.

You could try this though, fill out a check for a decent amount, give it to her and say, "This is your retirement bonus, you've put in a few good years with the company, and I wish you luck in your future endeavors"

Donny · 07-25-2006, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by LadyMischief

Tell her that although you have enjoyed your time together, you have come to realize that you are not truly in love with her... And that it is unfair if you to keep her caged like a bird when you can never truly give her what she deserves, someone to love and worship and adore her. Tell her that it hurts you because you care and you don't want to hurt her, but that you think it's fair she has the chance to pursue true happiness.

That's the only real answer in this entire thread. If PD was being serious, this is the way to go.

Or he can just take my advice and tell her he used to do gay webcam shows 'cause he's really gay, and not for the money. And that he's finally decided to stop fighting his true feelings.

Fred Quimby · 07-25-2006, 07:58 AM

3 words:

"I am Gay"

carol.prime · 07-25-2006, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Just use the following: It's not you, it's me. I don't like you.

or It's not you. It's me. and... him?

juz kidding

Eservices2k3 · 07-25-2006, 08:18 AM

Give her the old Bill Lumbergh voice from Office Space:

Umm yeah, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. And if you never came back that would be great. Thanks.

Gunni · 07-25-2006, 08:39 AM

just shoot her and feed her to aligators or pigs,
sneek up behind her and BANG, quick and painfree for all parties

BigCashCrew · 07-25-2006, 09:25 AM

there is no easy way. Get over with it so you don't drag it out and make it worse.

Dagwolf · 07-25-2006, 09:29 AM

In the river, with cement shoes and soft music...

Manowar · 07-25-2006, 10:07 AM

donkey punch her

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07-25-2006, 06:48 AM	#68
Mr. Blue Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: New York Posts: 536	No easy way to do it and I've never had a good breakup...it almost always goes to hell. You could try this though, fill out a check for a decent amount, give it to her and say, "This is your retirement bonus, you've put in a few good years with the company, and I wish you luck in your future endeavors" __________________ See Sig...oh wait.

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