how do you dump your girl friend nicely?
 

lets say I was getting bored and I wanted to let her go, but didnt want to hurt her, or atleast as little as possible when it comes to breaking up...

whats the best way?

im ready for new blood

Press hard for the threesome and every other twisted thing you have ever wanted to do. If hse gives it all to you, you might decide to keep her.

:thumbsup

Just use the following: It's not you, it's me. I don't like you.

Tell her the truth you owe her that at least :)

You tell her, "It's been fun, but now I want to bang other chicks, so you have gots to go."

have sex with her mother and sisters

Lie in bed with her and jack off to scat dvds.

beat off in a condom and leave in beside the bed..she will think you used it on someone else and leave you while you are out lol

Where were you years ago? Thats the best idea I've ever heard!

It's always best to just be a dick until she breaks up with you. Let her think it's her idea and she'll cause you a lot less grief.

Do not do this.

Seriously.

Stop having sex. Then a little while later take her to lunch somewhere she is unlikely to return to again, and tell her face to face in public. Have a biz meeting scheduled immediately afterwards so you have to be somewhere. :2 cents:

Fuck it just cheat on her and tell her about it!!

let her walk in on you fucking a blow up doll. She wont like that a bit. if that dont do anything let her walk in on you fucking a squirel

I usually just fuck around on her..I might get a slap in the face but there is no easy way

blow coke up her ass dude... we've discussed this

compliment her friends in front of her.

tell her to fuck off, burn in hell and you never want to see her again, that's putting it VERY nicely, actually doing it would not be so nice! simple :)

Don't worry about it. I emailed her this thread. She's pissed!

Hahaha! :1orglaugh

lol nice one

Tell her this, "Welcome to dumpsville USA. Population. You!" - gotta point at her to add effect.

if you want a happy ending...rent a movie..I have never had a nice break up...and my divorce was no bed of roses...:2 cents:



Mr. Romance

Tell it straight to her face rather than make those damn reasons. :thumbsup

never a easy thing to do.

but i'm sure she can feel your fading interest in her already i'm sure.

good luck on whatever you do but be nice it almost always turns out better that why in my past break ups.

Set her up with someone better than you in every way.

For me that would be tough so I'll keep looking at other answers.

that's why I say FUCK OFF to marriage!

Let yourself go: Stop taking care of yourself. Say 'No' to deodorants, bathing and shaving, and 'Yes' to burping and farting. Be sure, she will be out of your life in less than a week. What's more she might even buy you a deodorant

:( i can't understand the western relationships.

PLEASE, get the hell out of my life?

The "please" makes it nice.

Kidding. I dont know.. good luck though.

Introduce her to gfy and tell her you're Pimpdogg, after she reads your drivel she'll be leaving shortly.

perfect :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Tell her you would rather be banging her sister and move on.

Life sucks. It doesn't matter what you have, you always get bored with it. Tell her you got contracted a serious STD from a public washroom and that you understand if she doesn't want to see you anymore because of it.

I just broke up with mine yesterday, told her I found out I had herpes type 2, and wasn't sure how I got it.. she still hasn't called me after running out of my house crying.

Hey baby, there's a place I was thinking about taking you, it might be a long trip, it might be a short trip, that all depends on you.. The place is called DUMP CITY, and you're gonna need to pack to head there right now!

"It's not you, it's me.."

Trey, just do something that would make your girl so pissed off at you that she'll be the one to end it... Once you do that you can go fuck around and she may eventually feel she wants you back... after you've had your fun, you can take her back again..

Just order some hookers and have fun with them while your girl is in the kitchen, cooking your food :)

dont dump jim, i dont think he'd be able to handle it

is there a really nice when when you're dumping someone? lol

:1orglaugh

Introduce her to Jimthefiend and she'll leave you.

Tell her that when you used to jerk off on cam for gay males it wasn't for the money after all. It was because you're really gay and you're tired of fighting it.

There is no such thing as nice dump! All you can do is minimize the losses.

Egomancer

tell her you what to watch her with other guys.. when she does it call her a slut and tell her its over

If you are serious here I say watch out for karma and do it nice. I would just tell that you are not sure this is what you want and that you want to take time to yourself and...explore... That you do not think this relationship is "the one". It's honest and tells her how you feel AND that it is not her.

If you just want to say, "fuck karma", you could:

- just stop calling or talking to her. when she calls don't answer for like a week. when you do answer be like, "what the fuck is wrong with you, you crazy fucking psycho BITCH! I told you we are done. Stop fucking calling me you whore!

-"if you knew how to suck cock this wouldn't be happening"

-"well, you know, you are getting older now and...quite frankly...you don't do a fucking thing for me...YOU SUCK..."

-"baby, your breath smells and I just cant take it anymore...I'm walkin' "

Well, just some stupid ones after a few drinks. Don't forget about karma...

Nobody asked that question : Is she living with you ?

That's a major difference.

Heres a guarantee way

Pimpdogg: EpicCash pays $30 a sale
GF: WAAA? Fuck you, this relationship is over


Proooooblem solved

I think this one wins even though I was the one who posted it.