Cliff notes on CNN war coverage. - GoFuckYourself.com

Cory W · 07-20-2006, 05:40 PM

So I am working from home this week. I have left CNN running behind me all day, every day (serves as white noise while I work).

No matter what day you are watching this week, I have determined this is pretty much what will be on CNN.

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Israel claims this mornings rocket launches took out a Hezbollah command post where a group of Hezbollah leaders were gathered.

Hezbollah has reported that no Hezbollah leaders were harmed and that three kids holding lunch pales were killed walking across a mosque.

Condoleeza Rice may visit Israel.

Iran has a bomb.

Hezbollah reports today that it will fight to the end.

Israeli leaders claim no timeline exist on ending war.

Iran intends to attack worldwide if the United States is mean to them.

Condoleeza Rice may visit Australia.

Lebanon calls for cease fire.

Americans want to leave Lebanon.

Condoleeza Rice may visit America.

<insert picture of Anderson Cooper in a military helmet>

Hezbollah claims Israel is a bully.

Iran has a bomb.

Anderson Cooper says that when the bombs land, they are loud and people run to bomb shelters.

Hezbollah hits a Jewish military headquarters in Nazareth with a missile.

Anderson Cooper says the missile that hit Nazareth was loud and sounded like a missile hitting buildings.

Israeli officials claim the building that Hezbollah hit was a children's hospital and that Jesus was not harmed.

Iran has a bomb.

Condoleeza Rice may visit Starbucks.

Doctor Dre · 07-20-2006, 05:42 PM

You pay too much attention to CNN and not enough to your work.

pornstar2pac · 07-20-2006, 05:43 PM

watch fox news instead

tahiti · 07-20-2006, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

You pay too much attention to CNN and not enough to your work.

agreeded: get back to porn

Scott McD · 07-20-2006, 05:46 PM

I don't watch the news. I just read GFY and find out shit...

Cory W · 07-20-2006, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

You pay too much attention to CNN and not enough to your work.

haha it was sarcasm.

DatingGold · 07-20-2006, 05:47 PM

I like how some sound like real news headlines and then you have ones like this "Iran intends to attack worldwide if the United States is mean to them." I was like what the hell? ROFL

seeric · 07-20-2006, 05:48 PM

thanks. now i don't ever have to turn my t.v. from discovery channel and NGC.

Cory W · 07-20-2006, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DatingGold

I like how some sound like real news headlines and then you have ones like this "Iran intends to attack worldwide if the United States is mean to them." I was like what the hell? ROFL

Oh thank god someone got it!

07-20-2006, 05:40 PM	#1
Cory W Deeply shallow Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hollywood, Ca. Posts: 9,133	Cliff notes on CNN war coverage. So I am working from home this week. I have left CNN running behind me all day, every day (serves as white noise while I work). No matter what day you are watching this week, I have determined this is pretty much what will be on CNN. ------------------ Israel claims this mornings rocket launches took out a Hezbollah command post where a group of Hezbollah leaders were gathered. Hezbollah has reported that no Hezbollah leaders were harmed and that three kids holding lunch pales were killed walking across a mosque. Condoleeza Rice may visit Israel. Iran has a bomb. Hezbollah reports today that it will fight to the end. Israeli leaders claim no timeline exist on ending war. Iran intends to attack worldwide if the United States is mean to them. Condoleeza Rice may visit Australia. Lebanon calls for cease fire. Americans want to leave Lebanon. Condoleeza Rice may visit America. <insert picture of Anderson Cooper in a military helmet> Hezbollah claims Israel is a bully. Iran has a bomb. Anderson Cooper says that when the bombs land, they are loud and people run to bomb shelters. Hezbollah hits a Jewish military headquarters in Nazareth with a missile. Anderson Cooper says the missile that hit Nazareth was loud and sounded like a missile hitting buildings. Israeli officials claim the building that Hezbollah hit was a children's hospital and that Jesus was not harmed. Iran has a bomb. Condoleeza Rice may visit Starbucks. __________________ ICQ: 292310358 Offering writing and content services (mainstream). Marketing for L3 Payments

07-20-2006, 05:43 PM	#3
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07-20-2006, 05:47 PM	#7
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07-20-2006, 05:48 PM	#8
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	thanks. now i don't ever have to turn my t.v. from discovery channel and NGC.