Cliff notes on CNN war coverage.
 

So I am working from home this week. I have left CNN running behind me all day, every day (serves as white noise while I work).

No matter what day you are watching this week, I have determined this is pretty much what will be on CNN.


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Israel claims this mornings rocket launches took out a Hezbollah command post where a group of Hezbollah leaders were gathered.

Hezbollah has reported that no Hezbollah leaders were harmed and that three kids holding lunch pales were killed walking across a mosque.

Condoleeza Rice may visit Israel.

Iran has a bomb.

Hezbollah reports today that it will fight to the end.

Israeli leaders claim no timeline exist on ending war.

Iran intends to attack worldwide if the United States is mean to them.

Condoleeza Rice may visit Australia.

Lebanon calls for cease fire.

Americans want to leave Lebanon.

Condoleeza Rice may visit America.

<insert picture of Anderson Cooper in a military helmet>

Hezbollah claims Israel is a bully.

Iran has a bomb.

Anderson Cooper says that when the bombs land, they are loud and people run to bomb shelters.

Hezbollah hits a Jewish military headquarters in Nazareth with a missile.

Anderson Cooper says the missile that hit Nazareth was loud and sounded like a missile hitting buildings.

Israeli officials claim the building that Hezbollah hit was a children's hospital and that Jesus was not harmed.

Iran has a bomb.

Condoleeza Rice may visit Starbucks.

You pay too much attention to CNN and not enough to your work.

watch fox news instead

agreeded: get back to porn

I don't watch the news. I just read GFY and find out shit... :winkwink:

haha it was sarcasm.

I like how some sound like real news headlines and then you have ones like this "Iran intends to attack worldwide if the United States is mean to them." I was like what the hell? ROFL

thanks. now i don't ever have to turn my t.v. from discovery channel and NGC. :thumbsup

Oh thank god someone got it! :1orglaugh