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SteveLightspeed · 07-18-2006, 03:46 PM

It's true. I had to get rid of me, I was spending company money on personal stuff, and acting like I own the place!

But I've hired myself back now as a consultant, since I really only need me once in a while.

I hope this doesn't inconvenience anyone too much! If you need anything from me, you'll now have to deal with me instead.

Steve Lightspeed

PMdave · 07-18-2006, 03:48 PM

trying to avoid a certain someone from getting the scoop by posting an icq convesation?

Vin · 07-18-2006, 03:48 PM

Luckily I still have the first copy of FubarMagazine with your interview in it. It's going to make me a lot of bucks as a collectors Item :P

NoCarrier · 07-18-2006, 03:48 PM

Uh.. ok... Is the 2nd time (or 3rd time) supposed to be funnier?

Axzar · 07-18-2006, 03:49 PM

Is your old you going to sign up for unemployment?

Mr. Romance · 07-18-2006, 03:49 PM

Good idea....you spent company money on me several times..

Mr. Romance

Dion · 07-18-2006, 03:49 PM

too many people getting fired

SteveLightspeed · 07-18-2006, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier

Uh.. ok... Is the 2nd time (or 3rd time) supposed to be funnier?

I quit my own company last time, before I fired myself. That was totally different!

jrap · 07-18-2006, 03:51 PM

Sorry to hear about your loss
Congrats on the new job

Snake Doctor · 07-18-2006, 03:53 PM

I fire myself at least once a month.

Problem is I can never find anyone else willing to take my job, so I have to rehire myself to keep the company going.

Thurbs · 07-18-2006, 03:53 PM

sorry to hear steve .. i guess those limo trips are over now LOL

SBJ · 07-18-2006, 03:53 PM

it's about time you canned that guy! Sorry but he was robbing LS blind!

pornguy · 07-18-2006, 03:54 PM

Steve. The Prozac chewables are behind the mirror in the master bathroom.

$5 submissions · 07-18-2006, 03:54 PM

Hilarious. One of the funniest (and more creative) thread titles I've seen in a bit. Right on!

Manowar · 07-18-2006, 03:54 PM

Man, times must be rough for you, I hope you can make it through the next couple of months on the small amount of $ you earned there!!!!

;)

munki · 07-18-2006, 03:54 PM

There seems to be a lot of self provoked employee problems over there Steve... time to sit yourself down and have a little heart to heart again?

"The beatings will continue until morale improves..."

JFK · 07-18-2006, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wytze

Luckily I still have the first copy of FubarMagazine with your interview in it. It's going to make me a lot of bucks as a collectors Item :P

Indeed it Will

dodger21 · 07-18-2006, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

It's true. I had to get rid of me, I was spending company money on personal stuff, and acting like I own the place!

But I've hired myself back now as a consultant, since I really only need me once in a while.

the IRS will LOVE that

SteveLightspeed · 07-18-2006, 03:57 PM

I'm going to fire myself
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=436933

I'm going to oursource myself
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=380342

Looking to hire a new "Steve Lightspeed"
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=325086

gimo33 · 07-18-2006, 04:01 PM

somebody forgot to take their medication?

gimo33 · 07-18-2006, 04:02 PM

somebody forgot to take their medication?

scottybuzz · 07-18-2006, 04:03 PM

unlucky chucky

congratz

SBJ · 07-18-2006, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

I'm going to fire myself
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=436933

I'm going to oursource myself
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=380342

Looking to hire a new "Steve Lightspeed"
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=325086

wow quite a past trying to deal with that Steve guy! I don't know how you and LS cash have put up with him this long.. It's a good call canning him. He's only hurting the biz.

sweetums · 07-18-2006, 04:10 PM

Ahhh....welcome to my world people

aico · 07-18-2006, 04:12 PM

Can I come swim in your pool?

ProjectNaked · 07-18-2006, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimo33

somebody forgot to take their medication?

must be the heat, been feeling a bit crazy myself

SteveLightspeed · 07-18-2006, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

Can I come swim in your pool?

Sure, just bring 10 hot female models with loose morals and low alcohol tolerances, and you can swim all day!

SteveLightspeed · 07-18-2006, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silent Bob Jedi

wow quite a past trying to deal with that Steve guy! I don't know how you and LS cash have put up with him this long.. It's a good call canning him. He's only hurting the biz.

That's what I'm saying -- I've been nothing but a pain in my own ass since the day I met me.

media · 07-18-2006, 04:15 PM

Didn't you do this a couple years ago? Or was that Rochard that fired you?

aico · 07-18-2006, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Sure, just bring 10 hot female models with loose morals and low alcohol tolerances, and you can swim all day!

that's the only type of girls I know.

Z · 07-18-2006, 05:24 PM

Steve, I strongly suggest a trip down here to Panama for some much needed rest and relaxation after the stress of this experience.

Just let me know when you're landing.

Spunky · 07-18-2006, 05:26 PM

I hope you don't get depressed

Tuga · 07-18-2006, 05:38 PM

JMM · 07-18-2006, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

It's true. I had to get rid of me, I was spending company money on personal stuff, and acting like I own the place!

But I've hired myself back now as a consultant, since I really only need me once in a while.

I hope this doesn't inconvenience anyone too much! If you need anything from me, you'll now have to deal with me instead.

Steve Lightspeed

Well it is about time. I had a meeting with Steve many years ago and I told him what a worthless piece of shit Steve was but he didn't listen. Since that time, Lightspeed has continued to flounder, just as I told Steve it would if he didn't get rid of that douche Steve.

Best of luck to the new Lightspeed Media.

MaddCaz · 07-18-2006, 05:55 PM

clown ass

JimmiDean · 07-18-2006, 06:44 PM

About time you cleaned things up by tossing yourself out.
On another note good move about hirring yourself on as a consulatant.
Cheers

CuriousToyBoy · 07-18-2006, 08:40 PM

A true case of the boss being a bastard.

he he.

I bet you pay yourself more as a consultant.

2c

Pete-KT · 07-18-2006, 08:43 PM

sounds good, good luck with the new job ;)

JMM · 07-18-2006, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

But I've hired myself back now as a consultant, since I really only need me once in a while.

Hopefully you only gave yourself a 3 month contract.

Rochard · 07-18-2006, 09:18 PM

About time someone fired his arse! Good move Steve!

mfps · 07-18-2006, 09:20 PM

i refuse to deal with you.

i will only deal with you.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-18-2006, 09:26 PM

Smart move.

Everyone knows consultants don't really have to do anything, they just have to suggest things, then blame others for not understanding their vision and failing to implement the ideas correctly.

Besides, your old boss was an asshole...this will teach you not to fuck with you.

Funny thread.

ADG Webmaster

Freeze-Be · 07-18-2006, 09:30 PM

Be carefull averyone that guy has multiple personalitiys.

mfps · 07-18-2006, 09:33 PM

maybe start a law firm?

lightspeed and lightspeed

Niko Bimini · 07-18-2006, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

It's true. I had to get rid of me, I was spending company money on personal stuff, and acting like I own the place!

But I've hired myself back now as a consultant, since I really only need me once in a while.

I hope this doesn't inconvenience anyone too much! If you need anything from me, you'll now have to deal with me instead.

Steve Lightspeed

Well sometimes you just have to shake things up a bit. Good for business to cut someone loose every once in a while, lets the others know you mean business.

Then hiring the guy back is smooth cause he will be humbled and greatfull from now on!

madawgz · 07-18-2006, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

Steve. The Prozac chewables are behind the mirror in the master bathroom.

hehe

kilotoons · 07-18-2006, 10:16 PM

That's some good stuff that you are on!

MediaGuy · 07-18-2006, 10:50 PM

So who's your boss gonna sell LightspeedCash to now?

Kimo · 07-18-2006, 10:56 PM

your fucking FIRED bob!

NETbilling · 07-18-2006, 11:33 PM

It's about time.

:-)

Mitch

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munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	There seems to be a lot of self provoked employee problems over there Steve... time to sit yourself down and have a little heart to heart again? "The beatings will continue until morale improves..." __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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