Steve Lightspeed fired from Lightspeedcash
 

It's true. I had to get rid of me, I was spending company money on personal stuff, and acting like I own the place!

But I've hired myself back now as a consultant, since I really only need me once in a while.

I hope this doesn't inconvenience anyone too much! If you need anything from me, you'll now have to deal with me instead.

Steve Lightspeed

trying to avoid a certain someone from getting the scoop by posting an icq convesation?

Luckily I still have the first copy of FubarMagazine with your interview in it. It's going to make me a lot of bucks as a collectors Item :P

Uh.. ok... Is the 2nd time (or 3rd time) supposed to be funnier?

Is your old you going to sign up for unemployment?

Good idea....you spent company money on me several times..


Mr. Romance

too many people getting fired

I quit my own company last time, before I fired myself. That was totally different!

Sorry to hear about your loss
Congrats on the new job

I fire myself at least once a month.

Problem is I can never find anyone else willing to take my job, so I have to rehire myself to keep the company going.

sorry to hear steve .. i guess those limo trips are over now LOL :)

it's about time you canned that guy! Sorry but he was robbing LS blind! :1orglaugh

Steve. The Prozac chewables are behind the mirror in the master bathroom.

Hilarious. One of the funniest (and more creative) thread titles I've seen in a bit. Right on!

Man, times must be rough for you, I hope you can make it through the next couple of months on the small amount of $ you earned there!!!!


;)

There seems to be a lot of self provoked employee problems over there Steve... time to sit yourself down and have a little heart to heart again?

"The beatings will continue until morale improves..."

Indeed it Will:thumbsup

the IRS will LOVE that

I'm going to fire myself
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=436933

I'm going to oursource myself
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=380342

Looking to hire a new "Steve Lightspeed"
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=325086

somebody forgot to take their medication?

somebody forgot to take their medication?

unlucky chucky

congratz

wow quite a past trying to deal with that Steve guy! I don't know how you and LS cash have put up with him this long.. It's a good call canning him. He's only hurting the biz.

Ahhh....welcome to my world people :1orglaugh

Can I come swim in your pool?

must be the heat, been feeling a bit crazy myself :Oh crap

Sure, just bring 10 hot female models with loose morals and low alcohol tolerances, and you can swim all day!

That's what I'm saying -- I've been nothing but a pain in my own ass since the day I met me.

Didn't you do this a couple years ago? Or was that Rochard that fired you?

that's the only type of girls I know. :thumbsup

Steve, I strongly suggest a trip down here to Panama for some much needed rest and relaxation after the stress of this experience.

Just let me know when you're landing.

I hope you don't get depressed

Well it is about time. I had a meeting with Steve many years ago and I told him what a worthless piece of shit Steve was but he didn't listen. Since that time, Lightspeed has continued to flounder, just as I told Steve it would if he didn't get rid of that douche Steve.

Best of luck to the new Lightspeed Media.

clown ass :)

About time you cleaned things up by tossing yourself out.
On another note good move about hirring yourself on as a consulatant.
Cheers

A true case of the boss being a bastard.

he he.

I bet you pay yourself more as a consultant.

2c

sounds good, good luck with the new job ;)

Hopefully you only gave yourself a 3 month contract.

About time someone fired his arse! Good move Steve!

i refuse to deal with you.

i will only deal with you.

Smart move. :thumbsup

Everyone knows consultants don't really have to do anything, they just have to suggest things, then blame others for not understanding their vision and failing to implement the ideas correctly.

Besides, your old boss was an asshole...this will teach you not to fuck with you.

Funny thread. :1orglaugh

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Be carefull averyone that guy has multiple personalitiys.

maybe start a law firm?

lightspeed and lightspeed :)

Well sometimes you just have to shake things up a bit. Good for business to cut someone loose every once in a while, lets the others know you mean business.

Then hiring the guy back is smooth cause he will be humbled and greatfull from now on!

:thumbsup

hehe :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That's some good stuff that you are on!

So who's your boss gonna sell LightspeedCash to now?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

your fucking FIRED bob!

It's about time.

:-)

Mitch