Wheres a good place to find a programmer who can do something hard? - GoFuckYourself.com

clickhappy · 07-18-2006, 03:01 PM

is elance the best place to hire someone to do something difficult?

Gary_TLX · 07-18-2006, 03:40 PM

My best friend is an amazing programmer. If you have a serious project that needs an expert I could get you in touch with him. He charges quite a bit but does pro work. Hit me up on ICQ or drop me an email if you want to talk to him.

$5 submissions · 07-18-2006, 03:41 PM

Try scriptlance.

Egomancer · 07-18-2006, 03:49 PM

talk to me...

If it is PHP or C++ programming I think that I have a programmer that can help. However good programmer -> money ;)

Egomancer

duckduckgoose · 07-18-2006, 03:51 PM

I would ask through your network of contacts and see who they recommend. If you don't have any acquaintances who could help in this regard, only then would I go outside and seek help on the job sites. The best people in any field don't have to advertise, because their existing customers brag for them (and they are usually pretty busy as a result).

Also, programming is a pretty big field, so you may need to specify what you're after. Platform (eg Windows, Linux, etc), Language, and other constraints often divide programmers into specific niches, so you might need to be more specific.

Evil Doer · 07-18-2006, 03:55 PM

ICQ me

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Jinx · 07-18-2006, 04:49 PM

Check Sig!

clickhappy · 07-18-2006, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gary_CSI

My best friend is an amazing programmer. If you have a serious project that needs an expert I could get you in touch with him. He charges quite a bit but does pro work. Hit me up on ICQ or drop me an email if you want to talk to him.

Its a porno search engine but I want the results to come out of a girls twat.
Seriously. So if this is beneath him then I wont message, but I want to get it done

sarettah · 07-18-2006, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy

Its a porno search engine but I want the results to come out of a girls twat.
Seriously. So if this is beneath him then I wont message, but I want to get it done

Imho... The search engne part (spider and database and getting the data out) is programmer work.

The getting the results to appear to come out of the girl, sounds like you need a flash designer for that.

clickhappy · 07-18-2006, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah

Imho... The search engne part (spider and database and getting the data out) is programmer work.

The getting the results to appear to come out of the girl, sounds like you need a flash designer for that.

yeah I know
i need step 1 tho

sarettah · 07-18-2006, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy

yeah I know
i need step 1 tho

I have several different spiders I have written laying around that could be tuned for a true search engine. You could also handle it, like many, as a fake search engine with all your results coming from submitted sites or a hybrid of the two.

I work for a min of $50 (usd) an hour.

If you want a quote from me, send a full description, as much detail as you can muster via email and I will get back with you with either a quote or questions.

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