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Old 07-18-2006, 09:40 AM   #1
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Hello + what I learned the last 2 hours + how I will make $300k in one year

Hi all, and GoFuckYourself

So I have been reading the site a few days because, well - long story made short; I'm helping a friend that wanted out of the adultbussines. Just finishing his website design's and marketing before selling them for highest bid above Cost + $50 (im not kidding). He said "check GFY for help, because I wont have time to help you" - and here I am

After a few hours of speed-reading, this is what I learned;

¤ Karma is a bitch
¤ What comes around.. don't always go around unless someone with a "green name" reply to the post
¤ Stay he hell away from 99% of the designer and programmers looking for work here
¤ Never give money to anyone begging here, they don't need it.
¤ If someone "die" they might be spotted under a different name a few weeks later
¤ P1mpdogg started out masturbating on gaywebcams to make his first $5
¤ "Teen" = 20-30'ish with pigtails
¤ "Mature" = 20-30'ish with glasses and a skirt
¤ "BBW" = real ugly and real fat
¤ 1% of the people here are real and honest hardworking webmaster (im not one of them, because I don't work hard)
¤ Everyone is a SEO genius


Now for the final part, how I will make $300k in one year
Spend 200k on cheap Chinese traffic which i will sell as Geo-targeted niched traffic for at least $500k - Hope you choke on that
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Old 07-18-2006, 09:43 AM   #2
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see my sig..
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Old 07-18-2006, 09:43 AM   #3
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Old 07-18-2006, 09:43 AM   #4
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What a fine way to capture the essence of GFY.

One thing though, you didn't mention anything about the sigwhores...? They complete GFY, you know.
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Old 07-18-2006, 09:45 AM   #5
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Old 07-18-2006, 09:46 AM   #6
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Most thread make me want to close my browser on GFY, THIS one didn't. Cute.
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Old 07-18-2006, 09:47 AM   #7
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All true! Now welcome to GFY :P
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Old 07-18-2006, 09:49 AM   #8
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Old 07-18-2006, 10:35 AM   #9
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fastfun
After a few hours of speed-reading, this is what I learned;

¤ Karma is a bitch
¤ What comes around.. don't always go around unless someone with a "green name" reply to the post
¤ Stay he hell away from 99% of the designer and programmers looking for work here
¤ Never give money to anyone begging here, they don't need it.
¤ If someone "die" they might be spotted under a different name a few weeks later
¤ P1mpdogg started out masturbating on gaywebcams to make his first $5
¤ "Teen" = 20-30'ish with pigtails
¤ "Mature" = 20-30'ish with glasses and a skirt
¤ "BBW" = real ugly and real fat

¤ 1% of the people here are real and honest hardworking webmaster (im not one of them, because I don't work hard)
¤ Everyone is a SEO genius

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Old 07-18-2006, 10:39 AM   #10
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lol thats a great post
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Old 07-18-2006, 10:45 AM   #11
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Old 07-18-2006, 10:48 AM   #12
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Old 07-18-2006, 10:49 AM   #13
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Old 07-18-2006, 10:50 AM   #14
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The short and sweet of GFY
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Old 07-18-2006, 10:54 AM   #15
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¤ "Teen" = 20-30'ish with pigtails
¤ "Mature" = 20-30'ish with glasses and a skirt
¤ "BBW" = real ugly and real fat


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Old 07-18-2006, 11:08 AM   #16
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seems about right lol
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Old 07-18-2006, 11:12 AM   #17
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Old 07-18-2006, 11:14 AM   #18
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Old 07-18-2006, 11:14 AM   #19
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hahaha , all true and btw welcome to GFY!
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Old 07-18-2006, 12:04 PM   #20
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I got 200k$ of Chinese traffic, you want to buy it so you can sell and make your 300k..
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Old 07-18-2006, 12:31 PM   #21
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Too bad all new members don't do their homework before they start posting
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Old 07-18-2006, 12:39 PM   #22
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Old 07-18-2006, 02:30 PM   #23
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Old 07-18-2006, 02:44 PM   #24
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Old 07-18-2006, 02:50 PM   #25
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