Hello + what I learned the last 2 hours + how I will make $300k in one year
 

Hi all, and GoFuckYourself

So I have been reading the site a few days because, well - long story made short; I'm helping a friend that wanted out of the adultbussines. Just finishing his website design's and marketing before selling them for highest bid above Cost + $50 (im not kidding). He said "check GFY for help, because I wont have time to help you" - and here I am

After a few hours of speed-reading, this is what I learned;

¤ Karma is a bitch
¤ What comes around.. don't always go around unless someone with a "green name" reply to the post
¤ Stay he hell away from 99% of the designer and programmers looking for work here
¤ Never give money to anyone begging here, they don't need it.
¤ If someone "die" they might be spotted under a different name a few weeks later
¤ P1mpdogg started out masturbating on gaywebcams to make his first $5
¤ "Teen" = 20-30'ish with pigtails
¤ "Mature" = 20-30'ish with glasses and a skirt
¤ "BBW" = real ugly and real fat
¤ 1% of the people here are real and honest hardworking webmaster (im not one of them, because I don't work hard)
¤ Everyone is a SEO genius


Now for the final part, how I will make $300k in one year
Spend 200k on cheap Chinese traffic which i will sell as Geo-targeted niched traffic for at least $500k - Hope you choke on that

see my sig.. :)

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What a fine way to capture the essence of GFY. :1orglaugh

One thing though, you didn't mention anything about the sigwhores...? They complete GFY, you know. :)

You know what.

Most thread make me want to close my browser on GFY, THIS one didn't. Cute.

All true! Now welcome to GFY :P

have a good time

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lol thats a great post

Nice intro.

Go fuck yourself :)

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The short and sweet of GFY

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seems about right lol

Brilliant observational skills, man. Welcome. :)

Welcome to the board

hahaha , all true and btw welcome to GFY!

I got 200k$ of Chinese traffic, you want to buy it :) so you can sell and make your 300k..

Too bad all new members don't do their homework before they start posting:upsidedow

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everyone is a SEO Genius :1orglaugh`

Welcome and stick around.

nice... em learning...