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BlackWitch · 07-17-2006, 11:55 AM

Epassporte is looking for some fine individuals to represent them to the gfy crowd.
QUALIFICATIONS:
you have to be able to say:
"Sorry, theres nothing I can do about that"
at least 1000 times a day (don't apply if you can't do that)
ALSO
Keyzer (c) - "If you don't like it, why don't you close you account ?" IE.
If you don't like it, go fuck yourself, we have enough users that we don't care.

DO NOT APLLY if you don't meet the requirements above as they are
a must for any epassporte rep. We do not care about your other qualifications if you can do that.

to apply send us a resume consisting of "YES, I can do that" to jobs at epassporte dot co, err con, err com

tenderobject · 07-17-2006, 11:56 AM

sig spot

Dagwolf · 07-17-2006, 11:57 AM

Who are you?

BlackWitch · 07-17-2006, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf

Who are you?

whos asking ?

BlackWitch · 07-17-2006, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tenderobject

sig spot

your sig spot is useless as epassporte doesn't give a shit about what webmasters think.

JFK · 07-17-2006, 12:05 PM

I LOVE MY EPASSPORTE

BlackWitch · 07-17-2006, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

I LOVE MY EPASSPORTE

dude, you love everything that buys advertising on your site.

stfu

CaptainHowdy · 07-17-2006, 12:08 PM

I love my epass

! *knocks on wood*

Godsmack · 07-17-2006, 12:12 PM

I had some issues with epass, but Keyzer took care of them in no time and in a very proffesional way..

sharp · 07-17-2006, 12:15 PM

BlackWitch · 07-17-2006, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godsmack

I had some issues with epass, but Keyzer took care of them in no time and in a very proffesional way..

thats what most of gfy will say
but wait till you get your turn.
I think the daily epass drama should be enough for anything
thinking with more than half of his brain.

Thomas1007 · 07-17-2006, 12:16 PM

never had a problem with epass.

pornguy · 07-17-2006, 12:16 PM

Hey. What else could he say other than sig spot.

polish_aristocrat · 07-17-2006, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackWitch

dude, you love everything that buys advertising on your site.

stfu

BoyAlley · 07-17-2006, 12:20 PM

HpicAnn · 07-17-2006, 12:21 PM

Sorry, but I still don`t get it!

CamsLord · 07-17-2006, 12:22 PM

drama alert

Michael O · 07-17-2006, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackWitch

Epassporte is looking for some fine individuals to represent them to the gfy crowd.
QUALIFICATIONS:
you have to be able to say:
"Sorry, theres nothing I can do about that"
at least 1000 times a day (don't apply if you can't do that)
ALSO
Keyzer (c) - "If you don't like it, why don't you close you account ?" IE.
If you don't like it, go fuck yourself, we have enough users that we don't care.

DO NOT APLLY if you don't meet the requirements above as they are
a must for any epassporte rep. We do not care about your other qualifications if you can do that.

to apply send us a resume consisting of "YES, I can do that" to jobs at epassporte dot co, err con, err com

Please give me your account name or post with your real nick so I can get a chance to answer you until them its very hard to take you seriously.

BlackWitch · 07-17-2006, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HpicAnn

Sorry, but I still don`t get it!

THATS perfectly fine!
you're fully qualified
Please send your resumeee at jobs at epass dot con

sharp · 07-17-2006, 12:23 PM

great thread. :D

shaliza · 07-17-2006, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackWitch

Epassporte is looking for some fine individuals to represent them to the gfy crowd.
QUALIFICATIONS:
you have to be able to say:
"Sorry, theres nothing I can do about that"
at least 1000 times a day (don't apply if you can't do that)
ALSO
Keyzer (c) - "If you don't like it, why don't you close you account ?" IE.
If you don't like it, go fuck yourself, we have enough users that we don't care.

DO NOT APLLY if you don't meet the requirements above as they are
a must for any epassporte rep. We do not care about your other qualifications if you can do that.

to apply send us a resume consisting of "YES, I can do that" to jobs at epassporte dot co, err con, err com

You must have caught Keyser on an off day because he is probably the hardest working and most caring individual I have ever met. Keyser has made a huge difference with ePassporte's customer service and I bet there are thousands of webmasters who will agree with me. That is not to say what you are saying didn't happen but I have to think there were extenuating circumstances surrounding this.

Regardless, we apologize if we offended you but we will do anything to help you and to keep you as a satisfied customer. Let me know how I can help.

shaliza · 07-17-2006, 12:31 PM

spell check

lush_life · 07-17-2006, 12:31 PM

funny thread

shaliza · 07-17-2006, 12:33 PM

BTW if you are looking for a position, I am hiring. Please send a picture with your measurments to shaliza at ePassporte dot com.

Only hot men need apply.

ServerGenius · 07-17-2006, 12:34 PM

You raise some valid points except about Keyser he goes out of his way for
anybody to help solve whatever problem they have even if people do nothing
else than bitch like you seem to do

Michael O · 07-17-2006, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shaliza

BTW if you are looking for a position, I am hiring. Please send a picture with your measurments to shaliza at ePassporte dot com.

Only hot men need apply.

Thank God I snuck in under the radar before that became a requirement

BlackWitch · 07-17-2006, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shaliza

You must have caught Keyser on an off day because he is probably the hardest working and most caring individual I have ever met. Keyser has made a huge difference with ePassporte's customer service and I bet there are thousands of webmasters who will agree with me. That is not to say what you are saying didn't happen but I have to think there were extenuating circumstances surrounding this.

Regardless, we apologize if we offended you but we will do anything to help you and to keep you as a satisfied customer. Let me know how I can help.

you must've missed the hundred gfy threads where Keyzer told customers to fuck off if they don't like it.

BlackWitch · 07-17-2006, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shaliza

BTW if you are looking for a position, I am hiring. Please send a picture with your measurments to shaliza at ePassporte dot com.

Only hot men need apply.

I would qualify, but no thanks

altho you all as individuals are probably great people
working for epass puts you in unconfortable situations.

BlackWitch · 07-17-2006, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ServerGenius

You raise some valid points except about Keyser he goes out of his way for
anybody to help solve whatever problem they have even if people do nothing
else than bitch like you seem to do

Like I said, all is fine till you get your turn at the epass fuck machine.

Stallion · 07-17-2006, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shaliza

Only hot men need apply.

damn guess I am out.

Michael O · 07-17-2006, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackWitch

you must've missed the hundred gfy threads where Keyzer told customers to fuck off if they don't like it.

Actually its only been 3 times all of them to minusonebit he is special to me, I will go that extra mile for him. If he wants to close his account I will do everything I can to help him.

I am actually starting to like the guy if nothing else he is persistent

BlackWitch · 07-17-2006, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

Please give me your account name or post with your real nick so I can get a chance to answer you until them its very hard to take you seriously.

this is my real nick, just because I don't whore all day on gfy to increase my postcount doesn't mean I'm not real.
And no thanks, I don't want you to close my account and hold my funds yet
I'll let you know when I'll withdraw all my funds.

Michael O · 07-17-2006, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackWitch

this is my real nick, just because I don't whore all day on gfy to increase my postcount doesn't mean I'm not real.
And no thanks, I don't want you to close my account and hold my funds yet
I'll let you know when I'll withdraw all my funds.

What I meant was that if you gave me your account name I could find out who you were and what I have done to get you so upset.
Maybe it can be fixed and we could all be happy?

JFK · 07-17-2006, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackWitch

dude, you love everything that buys advertising on your site.

stfu

FUCK YOU FAKE NICK

first of all I Do Love My Epass and use it world wide, second of all I do support people who support me

madawgz · 07-17-2006, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shaliza

BTW if you are looking for a position, I am hiring. Please send a picture with your measurments to shaliza at ePassporte dot com.

Only hot men need apply.

i might send you something

shaliza · 07-17-2006, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ServerGenius

You raise some valid points except about Keyser he goes out of his way for
anybody to help solve whatever problem they have even if people do nothing
else than bitch like you seem to do

Ya! Keyser rocks!

shaliza · 07-17-2006, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

Thank God I snuck in under the radar before that became a requirement

Well I dont know Keyser. I have a feeling you are a real ladies man.

tenderobject · 07-17-2006, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackWitch

your sig spot is useless as epassporte doesn't give a shit about what webmasters think.

thank you LOL

shaliza · 07-17-2006, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackWitch

I would qualify, but no thanks

altho you all as individuals are probably great people
working for epass puts you in unconfortable situations.

BlackWitch I am sorry we upset you and I hope you will allow us to make it up to you by solving your issue quickly and giving you the support you deserve.

Let me know. I am available for you (send me your picture).

shaliza

Basic_man · 07-17-2006, 01:31 PM

Long life to epassporte !!

shaliza · 07-17-2006, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

i might send you something

Patiently waiting....

JFK · 07-17-2006, 01:50 PM

Hey who's got these ?? They were a big hit in Vegas

CIVMatt · 07-17-2006, 01:51 PM

Dear epassporte,

Once you take the money out of my checking account, can you please delay it reflecting in my account for longer then 2 weeks? Thank you.

-Me

sonofsam · 07-17-2006, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackWitch

dude, you love everything that buys advertising on your site.

stfu

07-17-2006, 11:55 AM	#1
BlackWitch Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 90	Epassporte is looking for board REPs Epassporte is looking for some fine individuals to represent them to the gfy crowd. QUALIFICATIONS: you have to be able to say: "Sorry, theres nothing I can do about that" at least 1000 times a day (don't apply if you can't do that) ALSO Keyzer (c) - "If you don't like it, why don't you close you account ?" IE. If you don't like it, go fuck yourself, we have enough users that we don't care. DO NOT APLLY if you don't meet the requirements above as they are a must for any epassporte rep. We do not care about your other qualifications if you can do that. to apply send us a resume consisting of "YES, I can do that" to jobs at epassporte dot co, err con, err com Last edited by BlackWitch; 07-17-2006 at 11:56 AM..

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