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Old 07-17-2006, 12:42 AM   #1
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All I ask... is don't park in my driveway (pic)
Came home last night (yeh a little faded) and somebody's car was parked iin my drive way...



Guess we're both lucky ... all i had was a milkshake in my hand =)
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Old 07-17-2006, 12:43 AM   #2
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super glue in the locks dude......
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Old 07-17-2006, 12:43 AM   #3
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niiiiiiiiiiiiiice!

I blasted a car with a fresh pile of shit once. fucker parked in my spot 3 times in the same week after being told not to.
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Old 07-17-2006, 12:47 AM   #4
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Old 07-17-2006, 12:57 AM   #5
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Old 07-17-2006, 12:59 AM   #6
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Ya good thing a cock wasnt in your hand. That car would have been fucked.
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Old 07-17-2006, 01:01 AM   #7
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thats better for him than u getting it towed
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Old 07-17-2006, 01:05 AM   #8
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Old 07-17-2006, 01:22 AM   #9
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Old 07-17-2006, 01:25 AM   #10
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i'd of called up a tow truck owner and have them tow it to some location that the owner doesn't know
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Old 07-17-2006, 01:36 AM   #11
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Old 07-17-2006, 01:40 AM   #12
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Ya good thing a cock wasnt in your hand. That car would have been fucked.
This is easily one of the funniest/witty posts ever on GFY!
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Old 07-17-2006, 01:41 AM   #13
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Old 07-17-2006, 01:52 AM   #14
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Paint stripper would be a lot better ;)
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Old 07-17-2006, 01:56 AM   #15
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Old 07-17-2006, 02:14 AM   #16
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the guy will do the same to your car?
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Old 07-17-2006, 02:15 AM   #17
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Old 07-17-2006, 02:20 AM   #18
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Old 07-17-2006, 02:23 AM   #19
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HEhehehhehe
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Old 07-17-2006, 02:27 AM   #20
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super glue in the locks dude......
yeah superglue his locks so the guy cant move the fuckin car, genius

next time just call a tow truck
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Old 07-17-2006, 02:31 AM   #21
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Old 07-17-2006, 02:35 AM   #22
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hahahahhaa nice1!
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Old 07-17-2006, 02:35 AM   #23
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I had a similar problem once, so I got a piece of cardboard and wrote "I love penis" and duct-taped it to the back of the car. Sure enough the douche bag drove off with it.
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Old 07-17-2006, 02:42 AM   #24
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good thing you didn't just buy yourself a new bowling ball
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Old 07-17-2006, 03:03 AM   #25
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Old 07-17-2006, 09:26 AM   #26
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yeh, i didn't say i was thinking super clearly .... but ya gotta be at least a little impressed with the coverage / spray pattern for a drunk toss at 3am
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Old 07-17-2006, 09:28 AM   #27
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nobody will ever park in your driveway ) am sure
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Old 07-17-2006, 09:29 AM   #28
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Old 07-17-2006, 09:45 AM   #30
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super glue in the locks dude......
That would work good, but then the car would really be stuck. If you could somehow move it and the glue it. That would work better.
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Old 07-17-2006, 09:50 AM   #31
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Old 07-17-2006, 09:59 AM   #33
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I like shoving a bag of marbles up the exhaust pipe - doesn't do any damage but they make a lot of noise that'll drive them crazy trying to figure out where it's coming from!
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shit that car wouldnt EXIST
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Old 07-17-2006, 10:01 AM   #35
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have the bitch towed he'll love you for that first he'll have to pay $250 to get it out then when he gets it out he'll see the beautiful artwork you created on his windshield LOL
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Old 07-17-2006, 11:39 AM   #39
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Hey josh... Let's see some pics of the new girl
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I think the idea was to get them OUT of the yard.
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you should have contacted SilentKnight, he would have taken care of it...
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lots of marbles!!!
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good point. Once the car leaves the driveway you may never see it again. But, your house will still be there after he picks up that carton of eggs. Or box of matches.
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