All I ask... is don't park in my driveway (pic)

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  • BrettJ
    ol' timer
    • Jan 2001
    • 4715

    #1

    All I ask... is don't park in my driveway (pic)

    Came home last night (yeh a little faded) and somebody's car was parked iin my drive way...



    Guess we're both lucky ... all i had was a milkshake in my hand =)
  • 3M TA3
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    • Aug 2005
    • 2972

    #2
    super glue in the locks dude......

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    • JD
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      • Sep 2003
      • 22651

      #3
      niiiiiiiiiiiiiice!

      I blasted a car with a fresh pile of shit once. fucker parked in my spot 3 times in the same week after being told not to.

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      • martinsc
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        • Jun 2005
        • 27047

        #4

        nice job with the milkshake
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        • CaptainObvious
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          #5
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          • lagwagon
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            • Jul 2001
            • 8464

            #6
            Ya good thing a cock wasnt in your hand. That car would have been fucked.

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            • CamsLord
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              • Jun 2006
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              #7
              thats better for him than u getting it towed
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                • Nov 2003
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                #8
                Originally posted by 3M TA3
                super glue in the locks dude......
                That would be some hilarious ownage right there....

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                • xNetworx
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                  • Jan 2004
                  • 14445

                  #9
                  Uh... they know where you live

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                    • Jan 2004
                    • 16502

                    #10
                    i'd of called up a tow truck owner and have them tow it to some location that the owner doesn't know

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                    • wdforty
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                      • Jul 2004
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by pimpporn
                      Uh... they know where you live
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                      • J$tyle$
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                        • Apr 2003
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by lagwagon
                        Ya good thing a cock wasnt in your hand. That car would have been fucked.
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                        • Magix
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                          • Jun 2006
                          • 2616

                          #13
                          basball stick and some crashed glassed would help
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                          • Vitasoy
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                            • Oct 2003
                            • 58202

                            #14
                            Paint stripper would be a lot better ;)


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                            • LiveDose
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                              #15
                              What the fuck is the matter with people these days?

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                              • BOSS1
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                                • Sep 2005
                                • 4331

                                #16
                                the guy will do the same to your car?

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                                • CaptainWolfy
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                                  • Dec 2005
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                                  #17
                                  good job with milkshake

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                                  • The Ghost
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                                    #18
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                                    • mOrrI
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                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 4212

                                      #19
                                      HEhehehhehe
                                      Nice going ;)

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                                      • Mr Pheer
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 22083

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by 3M TA3
                                        super glue in the locks dude......
                                        yeah superglue his locks so the guy cant move the fuckin car, genius

                                        next time just call a tow truck

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                                        • Deraj
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                                          • Jun 2005
                                          • 2790

                                          #21
                                          Hey that's my car asshole!
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                                          • cranki
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                                            • Feb 2005
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                                            #22
                                            hahahahhaa nice1!

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                                            • hent
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                                              • Dec 2005
                                              • 192

                                              #23
                                              I had a similar problem once, so I got a piece of cardboard and wrote "I love penis" and duct-taped it to the back of the car. Sure enough the douche bag drove off with it.
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                                              • MyNameIsNobody
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                                                • Dec 2005
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                                                #24
                                                good thing you didn't just buy yourself a new bowling ball

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                                                • gecko
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                                                  #25
                                                  lol... noice
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                                                  • BrettJ
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                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                    • 4715

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by pimpporn
                                                    Uh... they know where you live
                                                    yeh, i didn't say i was thinking super clearly .... but ya gotta be at least a little impressed with the coverage / spray pattern for a drunk toss at 3am

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                                                    • fantabulous
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                                                      • Jul 2006
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                                                      #27
                                                      nobody will ever park in your driveway ) am sure

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                                                        #28
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                                                        • gooddomains
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                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                          • 10127

                                                          #29
                                                          confiscate the car

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                                                          • Tdog
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                                                            • May 2006
                                                            • 2707

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by 3M TA3
                                                            super glue in the locks dude......
                                                            That would work good, but then the car would really be stuck. If you could somehow move it and the glue it. That would work better.

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                                                            • gimo33
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by pimpporn
                                                              Uh... they know where you live
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                                                              • Stallion
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                                                                • Jan 2001
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                                                                #32
                                                                sorry I parked in your driveway. lmao j/k
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                                                                • Bama
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                                                                  • Nov 2001
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  I like shoving a bag of marbles up the exhaust pipe - doesn't do any damage but they make a lot of noise that'll drive them crazy trying to figure out where it's coming from!

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                                                                  • MaddCaz
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                                                                    • Mar 2006
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    shit that car wouldnt EXIST

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                                                                    • jacked
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                                                                      • May 2004
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      have the bitch towed he'll love you for that first he'll have to pay $250 to get it out then when he gets it out he'll see the beautiful artwork you created on his windshield LOL
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                                                                      • uvort
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                                                                        • Mar 2003
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Good work Brett.
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                                                                        • BigasMoe
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                                                                          • Nov 2003
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by lagwagon
                                                                          Ya good thing a cock wasnt in your hand. That car would have been fucked.
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                                                                          • sharp
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            ahahaha...

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                                                                            • BrettJ
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                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 4715

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by uvort
                                                                              Good work Brett.
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                                                                              • Dagwolf
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                                                                                • Sep 2003
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by The Ghost
                                                                                "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."


                                                                                I think the idea was to get them OUT of the yard.
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                                                                                • Alex
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                                                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                                                  • 10963

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I cant wait till your mom is in the house and you walk in and she telles you that she bought a new car and its parked outside.
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                                                                                  • justinsain
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                                                                                    • Feb 2005
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Did they stay for the fries?

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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      thats the way Im proud

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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by lagwagon
                                                                                        Ya good thing a cock wasnt in your hand. That car would have been fucked.

                                                                                        too funny!

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                                                                                        • polish_aristocrat
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                                                                                          • Jul 2002
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          you should have contacted SilentKnight, he would have taken care of it...
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                                                                                          • BluewireAngie
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Bama
                                                                                            I like shoving a bag of marbles up the exhaust pipe - doesn't do any damage but they make a lot of noise that'll drive them crazy trying to figure out where it's coming from!
                                                                                            lots of marbles!!!
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                shit happends. Don't worry
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                                                                                                • CherryLipsRosa
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  now i know to stay away from your driveway
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                                                                                                  • Hollywood376
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by pimpporn
                                                                                                    Uh... they know where you live
                                                                                                    good point. Once the car leaves the driveway you may never see it again. But, your house will still be there after he picks up that carton of eggs. Or box of matches.

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